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Dick Milhous Rock!: Aug 9, 1974

Boosted_C5 posted:

What the hell.

I do a little yardwork and this thread explodes.

People are making a big deal out of that and trying to argue that Trump literally called for Hillary to be shot?

LOL.

Why is the left so deranged when their candidate is winning right now by a lot?

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Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

This is fairly old, but sums up today nicely:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:50

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

SEC football cannot start soon enough.

SON OF A BITCH.

How the gently caress is that horrible monster Hillary Clinton going to be allowed to be President. She's a goddamn traitor, a Wall-Street puppet, a criminal unethical piece of human trash.

And she gets to be President

gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:50

MaxNV: Jan 3, 2011

https://twitter.com/DungeonsDonald/status/763159129812635651

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:50

Fuck You And Diebold: Sep 15, 2004; by Athanatos

Boosted_C5 posted:

God dammit we're gonna lose the loving election AGAIN.

Wow, if you didn't believe Trump was in trouble before...

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:50

Ash Crimson: Apr 4, 2010

Boosted_C5 posted:

God dammit we're gonna lose the loving election AGAIN.

this is how it ends, not with a bang, but a pathetic, simpering whimper

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

Nitrousoxide: May 30, 2011; do not buy a oneplus phone

Karl Sharks posted:

the difference is the "violence" bit

and jacking off to "law and order"

How would you resist an already repealed first amendment? Speech? Religion? Assembly?

Hmm seeing a possible problem here.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Boosted_C5 posted:

SEC football cannot start soon enough.

SON OF A BITCH.

How the gently caress is that horrible monster Hillary Clinton going to be allowed to be President. She's a goddamn traitor, a Wall-Street puppet, a criminal unethical piece of human trash.

And she gets to be President

gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

it'll be alright buddy, just hang in there

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

...well, Week #2 is starting out strong :stare:

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lookoutbelow: Mar 3, 2004

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/763160009370927104

Booyah.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

nice meltdown

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Slate Action posted:

RCP national now showing Clinton +7.9

Did you issue your polls-will-tighten opinion before or after Assassinateghazi?

Also, go try and find that story on the front page of Fox News rn. Do yall think they're going to cover the Ailes settlement/trial/apocalyptic shakeup at all?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

Barry Convex: Sep 1, 2005; Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!

On the plus side, Trump sure is making it easy to identify the Very Stupidest People in political journalism.

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/763132399169441792

https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/763133065489182720

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

overdesigned: Apr 10, 2003; We are compassion...; Lipstick Apathy

https://twitter.com/morganfahey/status/763156642066264064

Reagan's speechwriter weighs in on ol' Don. Not favorably.

Also, looks like Boosted has finally DEHUMANIZED AND FACED TO HILLARY

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

DaveWoo posted:

https://twitter.com/brianstelter/status/763160009370927104

Yeah, nobody, certainly not a guy in frame right behind you lmao

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:51

Boosted_C5: Feb 16, 2008; Can't post for 5 years!; Grimey Drawer

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:52

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

zoux posted:

Did you issue your polls-will-tighten opinion before or after Assassinateghazi?

At risk of Joementum-ing myself, I still believe the polls will tighten. I will revise my opinion if the current numbers still hold in a couple weeks.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:52

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my favorite explanation yet

"trump said if hillary clinton appoints judges there is nothing you can do, maybe there is something the 2nd amendment folks can do. guess what they can do in this country? you can file amicus briefs" - Kayleigh McEnary on CNN

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:52

RedneckwithGuns: Mar 28, 2007; Up Next:
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Boosted_C5 posted:

Yes.

Amending the constitution to strip millions of Americans of their rights would be horrific. I pray such a tragedy never comes to pass.

Only someone truly evil and despicable would support something like that.

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# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:52

Dalaram: Jun 6, 2002; Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

DarkCrawler posted:

...well, Week #2 is starting out strong

It's something specific to Tuesday's.

Sample size 2

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:52

A New Dad: Nov 10, 2012; I SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO C-SPAM

Nitrousoxide posted:

Would you do so if the first amendment was repealed?

Well, now that I think about it, I can't imagine either the 1st or 2nd amendments being repealed in a vacuum, so I guess it would really depend on the context. But assuming a peaceful debate and a reasonable political environment, no I wouldn't.

My main point was that praising a candidate for being big on law and order while threatening open revolt if you don't get your way is hypocritical.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:53

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Boosted_C5 posted:

SEC football cannot start soon enough.

SON OF A BITCH.

How the gently caress is that horrible monster Hillary Clinton going to be allowed to be President. She's a goddamn traitor, a Wall-Street puppet, a criminal unethical piece of human trash.

And she gets to be President

gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

Lol, was it the Meliana presser revelation that sparked this

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:52

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Donald Trump has really put in his foot in it now!

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:53

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

DarkCrawler posted:

...well, Week #2 is starting out strong

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:53

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

His chances of winning are exactly the same as they were two weeks ago.

This is your guy, own it.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:54

Lemming: Apr 21, 2008

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

gently caress, this is three months too early. The vintage is ruined! RUINED!!

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:54

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:54

Goatse James Bond: Mar 28, 2010; If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Boosted_C5 posted:

SEC football cannot start soon enough.

SON OF A BITCH.

How the gently caress is that horrible monster Hillary Clinton going to be allowed to be President. She's a goddamn traitor, a Wall-Street puppet, a criminal unethical piece of human trash.

And she gets to be President

gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

Not to worry, I am sure Trump can turn this around in the next 90 days if he carefully manages his message and has a viable national campaign structure.

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BWV: Feb 24, 2005

and to think how different the world would've been if he wore the stupid hat

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:54

Dalaram: Jun 6, 2002; Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

Yaaaaas queen

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:55

limp dick calvin: Sep 1, 2006; Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

mannerup posted:

my favorite explanation yet

"trump said if hillary clinton appoints judges there is nothing you can do, maybe there is something the 2nd amendment folks can do. guess what they can do in this country? you can file amicus briefs" - Kayleigh McEnary on CNN

Well he does have the best lawyers

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:55

Obdicut: May 15, 2012; "What election?"

Boosted_C5 posted:

Trump was speaking directly to those of us who are the NRA.

I interpreted his statement as being that we could use our second amendment rights to forcefully defend ourselves against any confiscation attempt. Which is 100% moral and just.

And if you're going to interpret his statement as actually being an order to go kill a public official, I'm not sure how you make the leap to Hillary when he was talking about her SCOTUS picks getting onto the court. But he wasn't calling for us to kill judges either.

He signaled that he stands behind us and understands exactly where we are coming from. We WILL meet any attempt to disarm us with force.

You would hand over your guns but you'd hide one somewhere and go and hold it sometimes and pretend you were going to do something more. Then you'd get caught and you'd start crying in front of the judge and everyone would feel such pitying contempt for you you'd get off with a fine.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:55

sector_corrector: Jan 18, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

I mean, if you'd just worn the hat, maybe trump would be doing better.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:55

a helpful bear: Aug 18, 2004; Slippery Tilde

Boosted and all the other dumb trumpers:

Trump won Hillary the presidency. You have your own candidate to thank for her being president. Any other election she wouldn't win. It took Trump to do it.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:55

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

...mods...MODS!!!!???

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:55