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There's a bomb in the box not Brad Pitt's wife's head. That's why Morgan Freeman calls for backup.
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My personal favorite is that Forrest Gump is only thinks the things he recalls happened to him. In reality, he's confusing the real world for things he's seen seen on TV and stories he's been told, that's why he thinks he's been at the center of all those events in American history. The only reason Batman isn't dead is that he's always unknowingly protected and given help by his ghost parents who are killing themselves (and they're already dead, so figure that out) trying to keep their son safe.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 05:33 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:My personal favorite is that Forrest Gump is only thinks the things he recalls happened to him. In reality, he's confusing the real world for things he's seen seen on TV and stories he's been told, that's why he thinks he's been at the center of all those events in American history. mind blown
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 05:43 |
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People like to claim James Bond is a code word and the different actors are different people. Untrue. In On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Lazenby Bond ended up marrying Teresa who was then killed by Blofelt. During the opening of For Your Eyes only Moore Bond was seen laying flowers at the grave of Teresa Bond. The tombstone said, "we have all the time in the world", the name of a Ray Charles song played during On Her Majesty's Secret Service. James Bond is one person.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 05:50 |
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Peter's Uncle Ben was actually a fence for stolen goods and the guy who shot him did so because he owed money to the Kingpin. Aunt May had to sign over a considerable part of his insurance policy to Fisk Enterprises to settle the debt and keep her and Peter safe.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 05:56 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:People like to claim James Bond is a code word and the different actors are different people. Untrue. In On Her Majesty's Secret Service, Lazenby Bond ended up marrying Teresa who was then killed by Blofelt. During the opening of For Your Eyes only Moore Bond was seen laying flowers at the grave of Teresa Bond. The tombstone said, "we have all the time in the world", the name of a Ray Charles song played during On Her Majesty's Secret Service. James Bond is one person. Plus they have flat out, plain and simple, often and openly said "No, its the same dude".
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:01 |
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The Golden Girls weren't actually girls
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:05 |
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The Terminator movies are actually tied into the Planet of the Apes films through the Forbin Project.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:18 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:The Terminator movies are actually tied into the Planet of the Apes films through the Forbin Project. I respect anyone who knows about Colossus
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:22 |
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Green Acres Oliver is in the final stages of alcoholic psychosis. None of the crazy surreal poo poo actually happens, it's all in his head. That's why every single other character constantly calls him a drunk even though you never see him drink.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:27 |
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criscodisco posted:Green Acres You just made me depressed
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:29 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:You just made me depressed He didn't leave his wildly successful law practice, Lisa took him to the country to dry out. Watch a few episodes with that mindset and you'll see. It's also why no one in town, even his wife, notice that anything is off when crazy poo poo happens. However every time he tells someone about the things that happen, they accuse him of being drunk.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:32 |
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criscodisco posted:He didn't leave his wildly successful law practice, Lisa took him to the country to dry out. Watch a few episodes with that mindset and you'll see. Please don't ruin Hooterville for me.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:33 |
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I know it's hard it's one of my favorite shows but the truth hurts.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:34 |
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Robocop is Jesus isn't a fan theory; it's what the director intended Paul Verhoeven confirms this in the dvd commentary
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:35 |
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criscodisco posted:I know it's hard it's one of my favorite shows but the truth hurts. Next you'll be telling me the Robot from Lost in Space has been active for 10,000 years just living out fanciful daydreams of the long dead Robinsons & co.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:36 |
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Next you'll be telling me the Robot from Lost in Space has been active for 10,000 years just living out fanciful daydreams of the long dead Robinsons & co. No, the advanced space family actually put a mincing pedophile in charge of childcare.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:37 |
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fans can theorize on what the director intended okay?
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:39 |
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criscodisco posted:No, the advanced space family actually put a mincing pedophile in charge of childcare. Dr. Smith went way over my head as a child. Someone asked June Lockhart if Smith was supposed to be gay and she said oh yeah super gay.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:40 |
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Danger, boy Robinson!
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:41 |
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Link from The Legend of Zelda is actually a guy.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 06:55 |
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JediTalentAgent posted:The Terminator movies are actually tied into the Planet of the Apes films through the Forbin Project. This.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 07:00 |
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Smythe posted:This. yeah pretty much
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 07:15 |
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I read all of this and now I need to play FF8 again, thanks!
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 07:16 |
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Jar Jar Binks? more like darth darth binks, dinks
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 07:29 |
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Die Hard john mcclane has a machine gun now
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 07:40 |
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The reason that every Mission: Impossible film has a different head of the agency is because they end up having to step down in disgrace over the events of the previous film for questioning the loyalty and ability of Tom Cruise's character.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 08:18 |
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Korean Fan Death is real
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 08:39 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Korean Fan Death probably. I mean, that old lady died in a room with a fan running so, sure. why not? James Bond 007 is a codename
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:11 |
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BirryJoru posted:James Bond No.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 05:55 |
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Rick fled from America to Casablanca because he wrote The Hut Sut Song
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 06:27 |
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Suicide Squad was overproduced with no clear vision from producers and edited to jarred poo poo
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:06 |
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Contact It wasn't an alien, it was god.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:11 |
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Hitler did nothing wrong
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:14 |
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Volume posted:Contact Star Trek V it wasn't god, it was an alien
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 07:14 |
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The reason that everyone who works for some variation of W-Y in the Aliens films are so dead set on getting the aliens for research is that a huge portion of humans have a similar racial memory to the xenomorphs. In short, the Engineers hardwired us when we hit a certain level of technological advancement to seek out the xenomorphs as a means of self-destruction and propagation of the xenomorphs to any worlds we have touched.
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Life it's a mystery
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