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KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

"I'm sexually fulfilled. Woe is me"

# ? Aug 10, 2016 09:53

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:33

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

shut the gently caress up nooner

quote:

Everyone in this thread acts like suicide is such a big deal. It isn't. My cousin hung himself and nobody even noticed for like 3 weeks. I'm shooting myself tomorrow as soon as the bullets I ordered for my gun get here, and nobody's gonna loving notice that I'm dead for a few weeks either. It doesn't matter.

The world's going to poo poo, democracy is a big loving joke, the average man has absolutely no say in anything that happens to or around him and the actual planet is melting on top of all this poo poo. Everything's hosed and it's never getting unfucked, so if you're someone who has no friends and isn't enjoying life then just kill yourself. There's no God, nothing bad is going to happen, you'll just be taking the express exit out of this loving nightmare and into the sweet grasp of nothingness.

Everyone dies eventually. If you hate your life, there's nothing wrong with ducking out early. All I can say is, when you do it, do it right. I'm sticking a gun in my mouth, but hanging yourself works too. A really tall building is also probably a safe bet. Everything else is too unreliable. The last thing you want is to end up living but have your life be even shittier because you've permanently wrecked yourself.

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# ? Aug 10, 2016 10:27

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

Sorry, nooner.

BTW, why is every post of yours bolded?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 10:27

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

I am a horrible person. I have a wife of 12 years and 5 children the oldest 2 are mine from a previous relationship. My wife took them in and treats them like her own. In many ways she is closer to them, all 5 of them in fact than I am.
I work very hard at a business I started with her and we are moderately successful. As in we aren't driving beemers or new cars at all, but about a month ago we became mostly liquid. We only owe on our house and my vehicle which I have the money to pay it off if I wanted. The house I could realistically pay off in 4 years if I buckled down and didn't waste money.

At first things were great(like always) and then after we were married we decided to have a child together. I was as much a part of the decision as she was. We agreed. My wife ended up with anxiety and depression issues during pregnancy which led to out first born (together) being very hard to deal with as a baby because of the meds. At least I think this is true, she told me her doctor told her this. I don't know as I've never seen a doctor like that or taken those kind of meds before. Anyway being that it is her first baby and the issues she had sex went from constant to nill. I cheated a few times, all one night stands and felt horrible about it so I quit. Along the years we had another baby(her 2nd my 4th) and since the other three were girls the 4th one was a boy I was done. Things were ok, we didn't fight much but our lives were more about me working the business and her with the kids.

Long story short she wanted another baby. I did not. After a year of her pleading and me saying no I relented and the 5th child was born. Why not right we were not on the government teat and we're young and all that. At this point the sex was not much. She didn't want it but would accommodate me after I threw a fit. She never once initiated sex in the last few years and it made me feel like poo poo to go through the rigmarole to get it.
When the last baby was about 9 months old I had an affair with a woman I've known for about three years at that point and talked to and texted frequently but had never been inappropriate with. Honestly she's out of my league. She's 5 years older than me but is smoking hot, in great shape, independent ad wanted to sleep with me. We left together on a business deal together(not uncommon and I travel for work anyway so no red flags were up) and lived together while traveling for about two months. No strings, no demands, just us working and being together. You know the story. We fell in love. Then we got caught. We got caught because I had my iPad which was at home receiving my messages.

So I moved out when I got back home and in with the new woman. But not having constant contact with my kids and the suddenness of it all hurt me and made me very unhappy. I left the new woman and moved back in with my wife the day before Christmas. Only I didn't leave her. I've been seeing her and texting her the whole time. I've also had sex with my wife 5 or 6 times since then that my girlfriend doesn't know about.

At this point I feel like I've ruined my life. I have a dead relationship with my wife and a starving one with my girlfriend. Everyone around me knows something isn't right and I don't know what to do. I do not want to be married anymore but I'm so afraid of destroying her and the kids. I really love my girlfriend but I have no illusions about happily ever after. I know poo poo happens and most relationships would not survive this. I even know that even though it feels like we would that's not the case. So I live a lie. And at some point within the next month it's gonna come to a head. I've been telling my girlfriend I'll leave them and telling my wife I won't leave for business. I'm not suicidal but I think I understand why some people are. Anyway that's my story. gently caress.

Fake edit- they're both good women and would do anything for me. And people think I'm good too.

quote:

Sorry, I'm not the 3-page letter goon. Just a regular old boring gooncrush here.

I am, however, Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 10:31

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

quote:

Everyone in this thread acts like suicide is such a big deal. It isn't. My cousin hung himself and nobody even noticed for like 3 weeks. I'm shooting myself tomorrow as soon as the bullets I ordered for my gun get here, and nobody's gonna loving notice that I'm dead for a few weeks either. It doesn't matter.

The world's going to poo poo, democracy is a big loving joke, the average man has absolutely no say in anything that happens to or around him and the actual planet is melting on top of all this poo poo. Everything's hosed and it's never getting unfucked, so if you're someone who has no friends and isn't enjoying life then just kill yourself. There's no God, nothing bad is going to happen, you'll just be taking the express exit out of this loving nightmare and into the sweet grasp of nothingness.

Everyone dies eventually. If you hate your life, there's nothing wrong with ducking out early. All I can say is, when you do it, do it right. I'm sticking a gun in my mouth, but hanging yourself works too. A really tall building is also probably a safe bet. Everything else is too unreliable. The last thing you want is to end up living but have your life be even shittier because you've permanently wrecked yourself.

Lol you're gonna end up paralyzed on life support and live longer than you would have if you'd just become a chain-smoking alcoholic, like a grown-up

# ? Aug 10, 2016 10:33

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

H.H posted:

Sorry, I'm not the 3-page letter goon. Just a regular old boring gooncrush here.

I am, however, Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps.

Do you know Kane? How has he been doing? How come he doesn't post in this thread anymore?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 10:38

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

To all goons who feel the need to kill themselves because the world is a shitshow:

Yes, yes it is. But don't loving kill yourself because of it.
Here is a free 3 step program for more happiness:

1. Stop watching the news. Seriously. It will ruin your day and make you feel miserable without you realizing it.
I stopped watching the news 3 years ago because I could not stand the constant stream of "refugees, terror, bloodshed, war, decision by politicians that screws the little man, company X got away with something you would be jailed for etc."

2. To stay informed, get a subscription for a quality* major newspaper instead and read that. You can skip articles you do not care about and you get less sensationalist reporting. Get an online subscription to save some bucks and read it on your tablet of choice while commuting to work.
* This needs to be an actually good newspaper, in Germany I read S�ddeutsche Zeitung, not sure what the equivalent in your country is.

3. Get out into nature more. Go running, walk your dog, go fishing, biking, take regular walks, whatever you like, doesn't have to be sports. You could even buy a ton of your favourite fast food and go to the woods to have a picnic. Just get away from the city and the constant media barrage that hammers down on you every single day. The best thing to do is go hiking onto a mountain and then look down from above. Nothing changes your perspective better than literally changing it and looking down on everything from miles away.

Yes this last point sounds like Hippie poo poo. But it can really relax you. This is your life, it is all about you, forget about the bigger picture, treat yourself and forget about all the shitheads in the world. Be a bit egoistic, live a little. AND DO NOT KILL YOURSELF!

# ? Aug 10, 2016 11:11

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

H.H posted:

that sociopath girl again

This reads like a supermarket-checkout-aisle romance novel or the worst kind of fanfiction. You come off as super self-obsessed by this point. I'm gonna amend the suicidal-tendencies diagnosis from my last post: you're just a drama queen and you're going through a phase.

quote:

in response to loquascious

"uh excuse me but when people are racist against brown people it is actually for a very good reason: brown people are just bad"
:goonsay:

H.H posted:

big tit guy

dog buttz posted:

my girlfriend's tits are only big and not huge!

loquacius fucked around with this message at 12:53 on Aug 10, 2016

# ? Aug 10, 2016 12:51

Gay Weed Dad: Jul 12, 2016; cool dude, flyin' high

Hopper posted:

To all goons who feel the need to kill themselves because the world is a shitshow:

Yes, yes it is. But don't loving kill yourself because of it.
Here is a free 3 step program for more happiness:

1. Stop watching the news. Seriously. It will ruin your day and make you feel miserable without you realizing it.
I stopped watching the news 3 years ago because I could not stand the constant stream of "refugees, terror, bloodshed, war, decision by politicians that screws the little man, company X got away with something you would be jailed for etc."

2. To stay informed, get a subscription for a quality* major newspaper instead and read that. You can skip articles you do not care about and you get less sensationalist reporting. Get an online subscription to save some bucks and read it on your tablet of choice while commuting to work.
* This needs to be an actually good newspaper, in Germany I read S�ddeutsche Zeitung, not sure what the equivalent in your country is.

3. Get out into nature more. Go running, walk your dog, go fishing, biking, take regular walks, whatever you like, doesn't have to be sports. You could even buy a ton of your favourite fast food and go to the woods to have a picnic. Just get away from the city and the constant media barrage that hammers down on you every single day. The best thing to do is go hiking onto a mountain and then look down from above. Nothing changes your perspective better than literally changing it and looking down on everything from miles away.

Yes this last point sounds like Hippie poo poo. But it can really relax you. This is your life, it is all about you, forget about the bigger picture, treat yourself and forget about all the shitheads in the world. Be a bit egoistic, live a little. AND DO NOT KILL YOURSELF!

This all sounds way worse than dying actually.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:30

KomodoWagon: May 10, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Gay Weed Dad posted:

This all sounds way worse than dying actually.

Germans very much like to be as bored as possible at all times, working as much overtime as they can get and then finding lovely pastimes to waste their lives on when they finally get off. It is a state of being that they refer to as "Freude" - scholars translate this word as "happiness," but the two concepts have no real relation.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:36

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# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:38

Gay Weed Dad: Jul 12, 2016; cool dude, flyin' high

Keys to true happiness:

- Pay for a subscription to print media?
- Gorge yourself in the woods?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:42

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

I have lost interest in the following camgirls that used to give me a boner: pale hot lady that used to get naked for cheap but suddenly decided she was a professional model and now she won't show me her butt for any price, cute punk girl that went into a private channel and literally recorded herself making GBS threads in exchange for roughly $3.50, awesome yoga woman (I would punch a dog if I could touch her abs) that started spouting off about how great Trump is because he recognizes that GUNS are VITAL

quote:

When I was a teenager I posted a *LOT* of furry and otherkin poo poo online. I was involved in communities, and drew tons of art (much of it furry porn) and so on. The problem is, I was strangely proud of it all and regularly used my real name alongside my online handle. What a loving idiot!

Nowdays I get really anxious about people discovering it and I constantly Google myself. Obviously I don't use that handle anymore, and thankfully my real name is (while not overly common) common enough. There are a number of minor celebrity and/or professional figures with my exact name who keep me out of the search results for dozens of pages.

I also cross-google my name and my old fur/otherkin handle, and it looks like a lot of the poo poo I was involved in has slipped off the web somehow. I think i'm safe. But knowing websites like the Wayback Machine exist chills me to my core. One day, somehow, somebody might find something. *gets sweaty palms*

quote:

I'm a popular furry porn artist.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:53

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

FYI I will not be posting any more "shut the gently caress up..." confessions.

If you don't want to read other people's comments, just click the question mark button under my avatar to get see only my replies.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:55

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Keys to true happiness:

- Pay for a subscription to print media?
- Gorge yourself in the woods?

lol

get back to nature with a big mac

# ? Aug 10, 2016 14:57

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

H.H posted:

I have lost interest in the following camgirls that used to give me a boner:

read this in the voice of a town herald issuing a royal proclamation from a balcony

announced by a really long bugle with a tapestry hanging from it and poo poo

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:01

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Keys to true happiness:

- Pay for a subscription to print media?
- Gorge yourself in the woods?

You could leave out the newspaper, but most people still want to know what's going on. Newspapers are way less misery inducing than the news on the TV.
And everybody should get out more anyway.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:15

yeah I eat ass: Mar 14, 2005; only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

H.H posted:

FYI I will not be posting any more "shut the gently caress up..." confessions.

If you don't want to read other people's comments, just click the question mark button under my avatar to get see only my replies.

Good, now do the same for the ones that are just " :qq:

my life is poo poo im going to kill myself i'm so depressed" etc. Having the e/n version running concurrently helped with this last time but they are starting to pile up the past couple days. They aren't even confessions, they are clearly just getting drunk and vomiting up their feelings without having to feel the guilt once they sober up because of the anonymity. We shouldn't encourage that, partially because it's not helpful to them but more because they are just boring to read.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:22

Gay Weed Dad: Jul 12, 2016; cool dude, flyin' high

Hopper posted:

You could leave out the newspaper, but most people still want to know what's going on. Newspapers are way less misery inducing than the news on the TV.
And everybody should get out more anyway.

Perhaps it is different in Germany but print media here is on its last legs and has become terribly ad ridden.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:26

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Perhaps it is different in Germany but print media here is on its last legs and has become terribly ad ridden.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:28

ditty bout my clitty: May 28, 2011; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

I google myself until I cum

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:29

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

KomodoWagon posted:

Germans very much like to be as bored as possible at all times, working as much overtime as they can get and then finding lovely pastimes to waste their lives on when they finally get off. It is a state of being that they refer to as "Freude" - scholars translate this word as "happiness," but the two concepts have no real relation.

lol

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:31

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Perhaps it is different in Germany but print media here is on its last legs and has become terribly ad ridden.

It actually is. We have a lot of lovely tabloids but we also have a few good newspapers left. However, a subscription for the S�ddeutsche Zeitung for example is 30� a month digital (for 5 devices though, so you can share it) print is something like 60�.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 15:43

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

H.H posted:

Sorry, nooner.

BTW, why is every post of yours bolded?

part of the latest rebranding

# ? Aug 10, 2016 16:23

School Nickname: Apr 23, 2010; *fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*

I'm an unashamed Chaturbate freeloader. Although if you are gonna drop hundreds of dollars on these girls, find ones that are really sensitive to the vibrators that react to tips. I laugh my rear end off at the ones who are thrown across the room by the large/massive tips.

Hopper posted:

It actually is. We have a lot of lovely tabloids but we also have a few good newspapers left. However, a subscription for the S�ddeutsche Zeitung for example is 30€ a month digital (for 5 devices though, so you can share it) print is something like 60€.

Print media is dogshit where I live outside ONE Sunday paper, which is a oval office-hair away from getting bought up and shitcanned by a billionaire, like every other radio station and paper that displeased him. The paper of record intentionally jumbles stories regarding white collar crime so you can't follow it. Also they will edit the online version of the story like five times if the editor thought it was too revealing. It's why decent journalists these days buy the papers on the day.

Ilustforponydeath posted:

I google myself until I cum

Have to say I snickered heavily at this.

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Aug 10, 2016

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:00

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Nooner posted:

part of the latest rebranding

too bad that rebranding didn't include "making good posts"

:keke:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:01

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

H.H posted:

Everyone in this thread acts like suicide is such a big deal. It isn't. My cousin hung himself and nobody even noticed for like 3 weeks. I'm shooting myself tomorrow as soon as the bullets I ordered for my gun get here, and nobody's gonna loving notice that I'm dead for a few weeks either. It doesn't matter.

The world's going to poo poo, democracy is a big loving joke, the average man has absolutely no say in anything that happens to or around him and the actual planet is melting on top of all this poo poo. Everything's hosed and it's never getting unfucked, so if you're someone who has no friends and isn't enjoying life then just kill yourself. There's no God, nothing bad is going to happen, you'll just be taking the express exit out of this loving nightmare and into the sweet grasp of nothingness.

Everyone dies eventually. If you hate your life, there's nothing wrong with ducking out early. All I can say is, when you do it, do it right. I'm sticking a gun in my mouth, but hanging yourself works too. A really tall building is also probably a safe bet. Everything else is too unreliable. The last thing you want is to end up living but have your life be even shittier because you've permanently wrecked yourself.

Nah you're just kinda stupid. Sorry about your subpar brain.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:27

crackton: May 9, 2009

Hopper posted:

To all goons who feel the need to kill themselves because the world is a shitshow:

Yes, yes it is. But don't loving kill yourself because of it.
Here is a free 3 step program for more happiness:

1. Stop watching the news. Seriously. It will ruin your day and make you feel miserable without you realizing it.
I stopped watching the news 3 years ago because I could not stand the constant stream of "refugees, terror, bloodshed, war, decision by politicians that screws the little man, company X got away with something you would be jailed for etc."

2. To stay informed, get a subscription for a quality* major newspaper instead and read that. You can skip articles you do not care about and you get less sensationalist reporting. Get an online subscription to save some bucks and read it on your tablet of choice while commuting to work.
* This needs to be an actually good newspaper, in Germany I read Süddeutsche Zeitung, not sure what the equivalent in your country is.

3. Get out into nature more. Go running, walk your dog, go fishing, biking, take regular walks, whatever you like, doesn't have to be sports. You could even buy a ton of your favourite fast food and go to the woods to have a picnic. Just get away from the city and the constant media barrage that hammers down on you every single day. The best thing to do is go hiking onto a mountain and then look down from above. Nothing changes your perspective better than literally changing it and looking down on everything from miles away.

Yes this last point sounds like Hippie poo poo. But it can really relax you. This is your life, it is all about you, forget about the bigger picture, treat yourself and forget about all the shitheads in the world. Be a bit egoistic, live a little. AND DO NOT KILL YOURSELF!

Step 4, move to Canada. Everything is a lot more bearable here, and we have bears too. Plus a few months ago there were two capybara's running around Toronto so everyday felt like an IRL Pokemon Go.

So don't kill yourself, instead come make some flappy headed Canadian friends.

Edit for sp. +: oh yea, weed is going to be legal for recreational use in like 8 months. If you can wait that long just ask a friendly doctor to write you a prescription you can use at our many "medical" dispensaries.

Have a nice day friend.

crackton fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Aug 10, 2016

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:28

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

crackton posted:

Step 4, move to Canada. Everything is a lot more bearable here. And we have bears. And a few months ago there were two capybara's running around Toronto so everyday felt like an IRL Pokemon Go.

So don't kill yourself, instead come make some flappy headed Canadian friends.

Colder regions have sky-high alcoholism rates because that's the only way anyone can deal with the winters

Please do not encourage vulnerable depressed people to immigrate to your frozen hellhole, thanks

I'd recommend instead that these people move to more rural/suburban areas of California, where there are good laws and good weather

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:32

mbt: Aug 13, 2012

loquacius posted:

Colder regions have sky-high alcoholism rates because that's the only way anyone can deal with the winters

Please do not encourage vulnerable depressed people to immigrate to your frozen hellhole, thanks

I'd recommend instead that these people move to more rural/suburban areas of California, where there are good laws and good weather

no because then I'd have to deal with californians

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:33

crackton: May 9, 2009

loquacius posted:

Colder regions have sky-high alcoholism rates because that's the only way anyone can deal with the winters

Please do not encourage vulnerable depressed people to immigrate to your frozen hellhole, thanks

I'd recommend instead that these people move to more rural/suburban areas of California, where there are good laws and good weather

It's doesn't count as alcoholism when you're drinking maple syrup whiskey. Get your facts straight sir !

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:38

CrazyLoon: Aug 10, 2015; "..."

loquacius posted:

where there are good laws

lmao

# ? Aug 10, 2016 17:54

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

H.H posted:

Sorry, nooner.

BTW, why is every post of yours bolded?

just your typical SA Ascension nothing to see here

# ? Aug 10, 2016 18:08

suburban virgin: Jul 26, 2007; Highly qualified lurker.

quote:

Everyone in this thread acts like suicide is such a big deal. It isn't. My cousin hung himself and nobody even noticed for like 3 weeks. I'm shooting myself tomorrow as soon as the bullets I ordered for my gun get here, and nobody's gonna loving notice that I'm dead for a few weeks either. It doesn't matter.

As lovely as this one was I got a good laugh out of "IMA KILL MYSELF REAL SOON! REAL SOON, SON! JUST AS SOON AS MY BULLETS GET HERE!" *sits next to the postbox with a frowny face*

Ahh, thanks pissbitch. Get real beefy, now.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 18:44

H.H: Oct 24, 2006; August is the Cruelest Month

quote:

I have an irrational hang up about taking shits. I cannot stand the thought of accidentally not wiping enough so I will always take a shower after I poo poo. If I have to poo poo without access to a shower (such as at work, etc) I will hold it as long as possible. I have started going through 2-3 tubes of diaper rash cream a week because I coat my anus with it to reduce the chance of residue being left behind in case I can't shower. My theory is that this reduces the possibility of residue being left behind.

Despite this dumb thought process, I still think it's loving ridiculous/hilarious that there are people that wipe standing up and don't know this is retarded. This also horrifies me because these people are walking around with asses full of poo poo and I have to sit on things they sit on. I know feces is everywhere but that doesn't make it loving any more comforting!

quote:

Bless me H.H for I have sinned.

My dick has phimosis and I'm too embarrassed to go to a doctor about it. It retracts ok when non-erect but it's quite painful to retract when erect, and I've nearly gotten paraphimosis on a few occasions. Needless to say I'm a virgin. My dick is also small.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:24

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

@Diaper rash goon: maybe invest in a bidet and then stop worrying about how other people poop. Man, your parents must have overpottytrained the poo poo out of you.

And the weird dick confession has several terms I don't recognize and would rather not google at work, but I do like how it ends with "My dick is also small" and I think all confessions should automatically get that added onto the end, ok thanks

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:28

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

for the poo poo goon:

https://www.amazon.com/Toto-HW300-W-Portable-Travel-Washlet/dp/B008O1G4LQ

also:

https://iocdf.org/about-ocd/treatment/meds/

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:30

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

i dont think it's the job of the dick doctor to laugh at his patients lest he wants to stop earning a doctor's salary

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:31

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

poo poo goon this is gonna blow your mind: how do you know your rear end is clean when you wipe sitting down and can't even see what's on the tp

Standing: 1, Sitting: 0 :smuggo:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:34

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# ? May 10, 2024 18:33

loquacius: Oct 21, 2008

ArmZ posted:

for the poo poo goon:

https://www.amazon.com/Toto-HW300-W-Portable-Travel-Washlet/dp/B008O1G4LQ

also:

https://iocdf.org/about-ocd/treatment/meds/

also: (link to the popular children's book "Everybody Poops" on smile dot amazon dot com)

# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:34

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