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Chinese man tries to board plane with pet turtle disguised as hamburger
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Aug 6, 2016 11:44
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As today is Gay Pride day in Iceland here is headline from 1952: Icelandic Sodomoite In the Act With Negro Police caught the men in a suburban Nissen hut and apprehended them Lately there has been a persistent and incredible rumour going around town regarding sodomy and many men have claimed they were accosted by sodomites. Seduced a black man One night not long ago the Reykjavík police caught one of these men in the act in a Nissen Hut here in town. The man in question had brought a Negro, a sailor from one of the ships in the harbor, home stripped him naked and gotten him to serve his misguided needs. Police detectives declined to comment on the case yesterday. What is happening in Reykjavik? This event and other similar ones suggest that very sinister things are afoot among us. Therefore this paper believes it would not be right to remain silent about this disgusting case. There are many signs that the time has come to do something drastic about moral decay and it is important for the public to be aware of this.
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Health officials stumped by the surge in diabetes cases Content  http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/299422/breastfeeding-mother-squirts-woman-with-milk-for-asking-her-to-leave-the-park/ "Gormless knobhead" is my new favorite insult 
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Fairfax City[, VA] mayor arrested in connection with alleged meth-for-sex scheme
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Guardian getting a little fresh with its captions.
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Darth Walrus posted:Guardian getting a little fresh with its captions. lmbo
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This is actually kind of endearing. quote:The incident occurred on the morning of July 29, when a man, surnamed Li What are the chances? quote:“There’s no turtle in there, just a hamburger,” Li reportedly insisted. “There’s nothing special to see inside.” I love it.
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I hope the US Olympic committee pays for these poor bastards therapy. A Brazilian whore house is like the expert mode of whore houses. Putting it in terms nerds would understand, it's like doing a level 4 run of Bloodborne.
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 How much range do you get on boob-milk squirt? Could you hit someone across the room like a supersoaker or do they need to be right up in your face?
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Fathis Munk posted:Speaking from experience? Ha! Like I could complete a level 4 run of Bloodborne!
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FreudianSlippers posted:As today is Gay Pride day in Iceland here is headline from 1952: Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda: 
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Darth Walrus posted:Guardian getting a little fresh with its captions. my god, a Guardian screenshot with no typing errors or spelling mistakes.
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Aug 9, 2016 21:15
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poptart_fairy posted:my god, a Guardian screenshot with no typing errors or spelling mistakes. They misspelled "centre". 
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Aug 9, 2016 21:18
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Spalec posted:
It could go surprisingly far. Especially if you're trying, I guess. I admit, "squirted her boob" is not a phrase I ever expected to see in a headline. Even after reading this thread.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda: forced their anaconda like whoppers into his bum
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This article is so amazingly written but knowing about the super homophobic context of its publishing has prevented me from really enjoying it like I did before that realisation. 
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Yup, they are guilty of the crime of making "notorious bum driller" not funny.
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Rough Lobster posted:forced their anaconda like whoppers into his bum How else were they going to download their sperms in his butt?
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See, if they had let the US mens basketball team know about this they could have saved them a lot of trouble. It's this kind of shoddy scheduling that makes me weep for the future of the US Olympic team.
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Wheat Loaf posted:How else were they going to download their sperms in his butt? They need to etch this article into a sheet of pure platinum, outfit it with a radio beacon, and launch it towards the nearest galactic cluster.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Sort of reminds me of that really homophobic newspaper they have (used to have?) in Uganda: "Red Pepper"? Guess that's the name of the paper. Lets see what else they print. http://www.redpepper.co.ug/ quote:In a tweet that she made on Monday, Cindy was seen narrating her first experience while sucking a whopper.
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There's another one which was posted much earlier in this thread:
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I think it becomes less funny if they write "whopper" every drat time.
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The article itself isn't too bad but that headline is pink slip worthy.
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Aug 12, 2016 04:43
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Seems like they're doing their job to the letter honestly.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Simone Black is good at flips. So someone "corrected" her name to African-American? LMAO
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mcustic posted:So someone "corrected" her name to African-American? LMAO It's actually Simone Manuel.
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