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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

numberoneposter posted:

four TVs? lol get the heck out of here you must be a dang millionaire.

JFC adopt me too i want 4 tvs

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I just realized that at my parents house they have seven tvs, lol.

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

OctoberBlues posted:

I just realized that at my parents house they have seven tvs, lol.

my parents have a tv in the bathroom

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

psychokitty posted:

my parents have a tv in the bathroom

I know, I've been :grin:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Captain Yossarian posted:

I know, I've been :grin:

ah so you know why it's so great

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Why are so many goons on disability? :iiam:

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

FrankieGoes posted:

Why are so many goons on disability? :iiam:

ugh i wish

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZEdDMQZaCU

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy
Question to goons who have bought it already:

Has it started to feel samey yet?

Fairly passive
Nov 4, 2012

Not as productive as I should be
This universe simulator was designed in a dull building in a boring part of Guildford. I've walked past it many times.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Looks like a grindfest OP, stay away !

If you want to do boring repetitive tasks, while pressed for time, wait until the baby arrives.

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?

FrankieGoes posted:

Why are so many goons on disability? :iiam:

Alcoholism, diabetes, and mental retardation?? :shrug:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
In this game you fly around a vast empty universe filled with automatically generated braindead template animals. Sometimes the animals will have cat ears and other times they will have three cat ears. You also collect minerals, for reasons. Now do this for four hundred hours

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zzulu posted:

In this game you fly around a vast empty universe filled with automatically generated braindead template animals. Sometimes the animals will have cat ears and other times they will have three cat ears. You also collect minerals, for reasons. Now do this for four hundred hours

Yes. And from what my son tells me you upgrade to do this faster and stronger and fight some space pirates sometimes.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you say that like most games aren't just getting your numbers higher to get more higher numbers faster

I mean that's straight up Diablo right there

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

can you mod your space ship like need for speed like add a huge spoiler and crazy exhaust and neon lightss???

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

can you find space cocaine???

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Moridin920 posted:

you say that like most games aren't just getting your numbers higher to get more higher numbers faster

I mean that's straight up Diablo right there

Other games disguise it better though

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



It's a bad empty sandbox with not enough game in it and nobody will play it after they get sick of naming dinosaurs and managing inventory in one week since that's literally the whole game

Nobody should ever have paid more than :10bux: for that turd but lol its not an indie game it's a AAA title!!

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



This seems like it would be fun to play really stoned for $20 but lol at $60.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Hey OP the only disability I see is your posting

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

welp, back to tiger woods 07 for me

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Bold Robot posted:

This seems like it would be fun to play really stoned for $20 but lol at $60.

that was my plan too, but gently caress dealing with Excel while being high

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Goatfather posted:

It's a bad empty sandbox with not enough game in it and nobody will play it after they get sick of naming dinosaurs and managing inventory in one week since that's literally the whole game

kinda sounds like minecraft to me lol

I mean idk you guys might be right I haven't played it or anything I'm just being a butt

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Moridin920 posted:

kinda sounds like minecraft to me lol

I mean idk you guys might be right I haven't played it or anything I'm just being a butt

Well, you can space mine, and you can space craft, but you can't build yourself a nice little space house or a giant space dong.

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The space game

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

OctoberBlues posted:

welp, back to tiger woods 07 for me
fun game

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Celluloid Sam posted:

ouch at least inquisition was good

Not nearly as good as DA2

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Pick posted:

Not nearly as good as DA2

Don't try to troll us, please

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Decebal posted:

Don't try to troll us, please

Dragon Age 2 is my favorite video game if all time

Of all time

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
do you enjoy how you press the button and the thing happens?

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

Pick posted:

Dragon Age 2 is my favorite video game if all time

Of all time

There must be plenty of erotic japanese games if you want to stare at skinny elf-like dudes.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
My son is basically maxing out stuff and I can see him getting really bored. He has still never encountered another player at all. Thus is two days in. Hth.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
is his name 'prince of bees'?

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Mozi posted:

is his name 'prince of bees'?

He has many names in many languages. Some of those name may be translated to that yes.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-EP4FdVSYQ

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

King of Bees posted:

He has many names in many languages. Some of those name may be translated to that yes.

Why did you allow him to play such a bad game when Dark Souls 3 exists ?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Game looks boring as poo poo, but I feel compelled to play it. Not for sixty american dollars though. I could get a real game for that!

Zenos Paradise
Apr 2, 2011

Did somebody say honeypot?
Why aren't there more triple bee games?

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Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Bold Robot posted:

This seems like it would be fun to play really stoned for $20 but lol at $60.

Its already on sale for $48 basically everywhere.

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