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bradzilla posted:poo poo goon this is gonna blow your mind: how do you know your rear end is clean when you wipe sitting down and can't even see what's on the tp you look at the toilet paper you dumb poo poo. you dont wipe through between your legs, you go in from the side. goddamn you're an idiot how did you fuckers never learn how to wipe???
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:45 |
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I've always been of the stance that I don't care or want to know how you wipe, as long as you get the job done. If you have skidmarks in your underwear every day and/or have anything close to a poo poo-like odor around you outside of the bathroom, you are not getting the job done and need to consider alternative methods.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:49 |
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-S- posted:you look at the toilet paper you dumb poo poo. you dont wipe through between your legs, you go in from the side. goddamn you're an idiot how did you fuckers never learn how to wipe??? sorry about your gross lovely rear end
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:51 |
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poo poo goon just get wet wipes jfc
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:52 |
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During an Ontario winter it gets dark at 4:30pm. Kinda awesome if you live further up north but you better be prepared to be snowed in for 3 or 4 days at a time.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 19:53 |
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I don't wipe my butt because it's a waste of toilet tissue My crusty brown stains are an environmental issue
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:09 |
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Bonzo posted:During an Ontario winter it gets dark at 4:30pm. Kinda awesome if you live further up north but you better be prepared to be snowed in for 3 or 4 days at a time. i lived in alaska 20 years and never got snowed in. you retard canucks know what a shovel is?
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:13 |
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bradzilla posted:poo poo goon this is gonna blow your mind: how do you know your rear end is clean when you wipe sitting down and can't even see what's on the tp You'd think we'd have mirrored toilet bowls and led lights under the rim by now
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:27 |
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You wipe until there's no poo poo on the toilet paper, it's not rocket science. If you want cleaner than that get some wet wipes/baby wipes or a bidet.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:38 |
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i lay down flat on my stomach and have a drone wipe my rear end
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 20:44 |
i just poop into my toilet pig's mouth and then he can lick me clean, win/win
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:00 |
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I don't poop, I just post
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:02 |
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how fat do u have to be to not see poo poo on the toilet paper if you wipe between your legs??????
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:03 |
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if you wipe between your legs you are either wiping poop forward onto your balls or you are wiping poop backwards and jamming your forearm into an area that was just covered with poop
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:05 |
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-S- posted:you look at the toilet paper you dumb poo poo. you dont wipe through between your legs, you go in from the side. goddamn you're an idiot how did you fuckers never learn how to wipe??? I think I've seen a poll on this and a very large number of people do not go in from the side. Like at least 40% or something.
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:06 |
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FrankieGoes posted:I think I've seen a poll on this and a very large number of people do not go in from the side. Like at least 40% or something. and those people are as shameful as the standers
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FrankieGoes posted:I think I've seen a poll on this and a very large number of people do not go in from the side. Like at least 40% or something. ewww!
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 22:37 |
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loquacius please bear the torch like you did last time i cannot live without cousin loving confessions
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# ? Aug 10, 2016 23:54 |
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all conversations eventually come back to poop technique. I poke my finger deep and twirl to get a nice pattern on the paper.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 00:04 |
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City of Tampa posted:if you wipe between your legs you are either wiping poop forward onto your balls or you are wiping poop backwards and jamming your forearm into an area that was just covered with poop goddamnit how bad is your coordination of any of this is true
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 01:48 |
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just wiping poop everywhere all the time
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 01:49 |
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Wipe until there's no brown and keep wiping until you see red. Pinecones speed the process nicely.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 01:53 |
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alternate between making GBS threads and bleeding, constantly, forever
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 01:59 |
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Putty posted:loquacius please bear the torch like you did last time i cannot live without cousin loving confessions never fear, poopchat will not last forever Waiting on some mod directives, set to fill in once they arrive
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:09 |
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Phimosis goon: Don't be a baby and go see a doctor about your broke dick. If you get it sorted early you might be able to solve it with a steroid treatment instead of surgery. Even if it does require surgery there's worse things than being circumcised
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 02:26 |
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Charles Get-Out posted:i just poop into my toilet pig's mouth and then he can lick me clean, win/win *in Flintstones appliance voice* eh. Its a living.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 03:43 |
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Has anyone suggested a bidet for the poop goon ? There's nothing cleaner than a Europeans bunghole.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 04:04 |
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Hell if its that much of a problem just use a car wash mitt like everybody else gently caress
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 04:09 |
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lmbo op got pwnd
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 04:15 |
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BLOCK MESSAGE OF RESPONSES INCOMING....H.H posted:
Right now you're "dreaming" of getting to a point where you can "explode freely -like a bomb- as accorded by 'destiny'," either due to this rear end in a top hat guy that hurt & left you most recently, or by "something (or anything) else" that will inevitably trigger it. It sound like a lot of negative wish fulfillment (understandably so) from a person who's constantly paralyzed with fear and doubt and a deep-seated resentment for herself and everything around her. Guess what snookums, you're both bomb and bomb squad at the same time, so guess who knows which wires are gonna be best to cut in order to disarm that self-destructive trap you're setting yourself up with? Please, disregard whatever tripe I've said earlier if it doesn't jive with your worldview, just so long as what you take from this that you've got to learn how to support yourself as a self-supporting, self-invested individual, and that means seeking out methods of therapy that speak strongly to you and going to talk-support sessions with others as well. Of course it's easy to blame yourself: who's going to fight back? But how much of what you say to yourself regularly about yourself would even be remotely tolerated if it came from someone else's mouth? Slowly and surely, over time and with work, you too can learn to be at peace with all the many wonderful ways the world can gently caress you over - and part of that has to do with being able to rely upon yourself. Love thyself. Love thy neighbor. Don't gently caress thy neighbor- just love them. And again, love thyself, for thou art god, and in knowing oneself you know the face of god. Moving onward~ H.H posted:
Seriously he's gonna have a really lovely life in 5-10 years if he and his wife still haven't worked how to communicate or resolve their interpersonal issues, I can guarantee that. So try not to experience quite so much schadenfreude when you find out his wife's family lawyers took the house and the kids and are still screwing him for every penny in alimony, because seriously I'm telling you right now that this is going to happen so at least if he actually is your friend you should try to give him a heads-up if you see these kinds of emotional-maturity problems looming on the horizon. Ey, and speaking of -freude: KomodoWagon posted:Germans very much like to be as bored as possible at all times, working as much overtime as they can get and then finding lovely pastimes to waste their lives on when they finally get off. It is a state of being that they refer to as "Freude" - scholars translate this word as "happiness," but the two concepts have no real relation. That being the case, namaste and freude be with you. H.H posted:
H.H posted:Sorry, nooner. So, now that we're on the topic of shatting your pints: City of Tampa posted:just wiping poop everywhere all the time Then again, I guess I could also order one of those bidet-like "attachments" that hooks up under a normal toilet seat, and then I wouldn't ever have to re-experience that horrifyingly Sisyphean chore of cleaning out chunky peanut butter from a shag rug carpet using nothing but a paper towel and a bloody rectum to show for it all... Clean up you're butts better GBS! BLOCK MESSAGES MISSIVE COMPLETED:... END TRANSMISSION e:tiny words and letters Dinosaurmageddon fucked around with this message at 05:12 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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hey if anyone here is missing the r/relationships thread I've got a surprise for youquote:So to start off I'm a 32 year old dude. My girlfriend is a 27 year old girl. We've been dating for about a year. She's increasingly keen on the idea of moving in together and generally moving forward with our relationship. Here's the problem. She's 27 lived with her parents literally her whole life, works a dead end retail job, participates in our local burlesque scene(Which, in my opinion, is the female version of LARPing), but beyond that has no ambition. And like, I'm not a sterling example of ambition and drive, but I've come to a point where I'm living with little debt and relative comfort, and looking to buy a home in the next year or two. quote:Last night I went to a sex party and told a guy how to masturbate, right in the middle of the party. I didn't even offer to let him touch me so he didn't, I just let him look at my cleavage (I was dressed.) He came all over himself and it was really hot. Later I made him find us a private place, and then I pulled my pants down a little so he could touch one breast and finger gently caress me while I rubbed my clit and came.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:20 |
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I had no idea burlesque was just fat women LARPing as hot women, that's funny but doesn't really surprise me but yeah while reading that I was like "I bet with the burlesque thing she's at least fun in the sack" but apparently not. Get out, dude. Don't let her keep you hostage with a threat she hasn't even made. Maybe give her friends or family a heads-up, and if they give you grief for leaving (which it sounds like they might do) tell them to gently caress themselves. That's as far as your obligation extends. She's a grown woman.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:25 |
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Who cares if some loser kills herself jfc
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:26 |
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Oh and sex party lady, why would you choose to tell us that story if it didn't even register on your hot scale? That basically guarantees you have a better one you could have told instead.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:29 |
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loquacius posted:hey if anyone here is missing the r/relationships thread I've got a surprise for you Thank you, I certainly do. That thread was fantastic until a couple of morons shitted it up and got it locked.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 13:55 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Thank you, I certainly do. That thread was fantastic until a couple of morons shitted it up and got it locked. speaking of After a conversation between H.H and Smythe, this thread will no longer be posting suicide confessions. If you feel the need to make one of those, we would like to preemptively direct you to the resources listed in the OP. H.H will be updating it to include this information as soon as he is out of cat jail. And cut out the suicide-encouraging poo poo because that'll get this thread closed or gassed and nobody wants that. Lookin' at you, KomodoWagon.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:00 |
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LARPing gf goon just dump her, her life is not your responsibility and you owe her nothing
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:02 |
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Goddammit Smythe, stop making GBS more responsible!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 14:12 |
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You break up with her and send the cops to her house saying you believe she is a threat to herself, basically you have to call her bluff with as much serious consequences as possible. If she has a therapist get them involved too. Then you can ghost and if she still ends up killing herself it's on them and not you.
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lmfao three days for posting something someone sent in way to go smythe, that one post was definitely worse than nooner, dgsw and the rest of the clown brigade continually making GBS threads up GBS, sure. definitely needed to shoot the messenger there, good modding!! e: this thread can now indefinitely be about wiping your rear end For The Good Of The Community Rockman Reserve fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Aug 11, 2016 |
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