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Zzulu posted:Why are you attracted to bad things idk it's cute
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What part of the brain gets broken that makes a person a brony, do we have an answer for that?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:02 |
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verily I say unto thee, speaketh to the pony for the head careth not wait where are you going don't you wanna go out with meeeee
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:02 |
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presented with one big http://thecuck.gawker.com/
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:03 |
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I like Shakespeare and James Joyce, it's good. Prose is cool, but I dunno why you'd make it part of your sexual strategy
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:05 |
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oh my GOD what is up with this cuck poo poo
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:05 |
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idiots think it makes you seem cultured intelligent and romantic rather than a huge dork
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:07 |
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Pick posted:oh my GOD what is up with this cuck poo poo Millennials making up for millennia of patriarchy ?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:07 |
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darkhand posted:I like Shakespeare and James Joyce, it's good. Prose is cool, but I dunno why you'd make it part of your sexual strategy chicks can dig poetry but its usually better to know that before slamming a sonnet on some unsuspecting lady.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:08 |
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Pick posted:oh my GOD what is up with this cuck poo poo Welcome, to GBS!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:08 |
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Decebal posted:Millennials making up for millennia of patriarchy ? If I was daating a guy and he told me to go gently caress other guys so I could experience better penises I would blow my loving lid. god drat your wee wee isn't the loving point of this dance
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:08 |
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the cuck thing is still the loving dumbest.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:09 |
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Pick posted:If I was daating a guy and he told me to go gently caress other guys so I could experience better penises I would blow my loving lid. god drat your wee wee isn't the loving point of this dance lol how foolish everything is about the weewee
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:10 |
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Pick posted:YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES I no joke once had a girl tell me this song reminded her of me because it's about bugs. could I have gotten laid? I dunno Pick posted:If I was daating a guy and he told me to go gently caress other guys so I could experience better penises I would blow my loving lid. god drat your wee wee isn't the loving point of this dance inferiority complexes go weird places when it starts to become fetishized
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:12 |
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Pick posted:If I was daating a guy and he told me to go gently caress other guys so I could experience better penises I would blow my loving lid. god drat your wee wee isn't the loving point of this dance Don't you want to be empowered ?
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:13 |
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The cvck thing annoys me because it's just a sex kink and that's all but people try to make it into some empowered feminism poo poo. It's not. It's a sex kink. Anyway Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Aug 11, 2016 |
# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:13 |
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Moridin920 posted:lol how foolish hurrrr durrr I love you but I OBVIOUSLY can't sexually satisf-- "i've been orgasming when we have sex. you could do a bit more fiddling with my clit but it's pretty eas--" you must go out, you must roam, you must gently caress the other men, the greater men "i would really rather not do this." shhh... i know you want it. you must. i am a crap heap. i am a crap heap of a man and your vagina calls out for the strongest of the willies
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:14 |
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Pick posted:hurrrr durrr I love you but I OBVIOUSLY can't sexually satisf-- Mods please add "i am a crap heap of a man and your vagina calls out for the strongest of the willies" as a table breaking title pretty pretty please
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:16 |
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Decebal posted:Don't you want to be empowered ? Yeah I'd love fair wages and affordable child care. don't really want to insinuate my partner is inadequate so I can live a life without real commitment or consequence, that seems like a "lovely" thing a "lovely person" would do
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:16 |
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It's just a weird fetish, if some weirdo wants to get made to look like a bitchmade weiner, no one is empowered anymore than that ball stomping fetish
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:16 |
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Let's not derail about cvck stuff my friends lol
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:21 |
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Moridin920 posted:Let's not derail about cvck stuff my friends yikes
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:21 |
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Moridin920 posted:Let's not derail about cvck stuff my friends
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Moridin920 posted:Let's not derail about cvck stuff my friends Lol owned
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:23 |
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Moridin920 posted:Let's not derail about cvck stuff my friends Dang
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:23 |
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I knew this kid in middle school, nice guy, but awkward. He really liked some girl. He figured hey, I'll buy her some jewelry! Relevant info: dude had some rich uncle or something but basically he had as much spending money as he wanted. He bought this girl a ring worth hundreds of dollars and gave it to her out of the blue. I told him that was a bad idea, because even as a 7th grader I could tell that was a little strange. He did it anyway. She nicely said 'dude I can't accept this,' was obviously a bit eked out, and said no when he asked her out. bros spending money on girls will not equal pussy that's not how it works irl
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:25 |
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I think this one might have been posted already but it's truly a classic https://twitter.com/mikefossey/status/592169335667486720
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:27 |
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Moridin920 posted:I knew this kid in middle school, nice guy, but awkward. He really liked some girl. He figured hey, I'll buy her some jewelry! Relevant info: dude had some rich uncle or something but basically he had as much spending money as he wanted. He bought this girl a ring worth hundreds of dollars and gave it to her out of the blue. I can't decide if its more gauche to talk about things people buy you or more hilarious to friendzone some dweeb.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:28 |
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sign number 1 your "best guy friend" is creepcrushing on you right there.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:29 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:I think this one might have been posted already but it's truly a classic I also myself cannot resist ground hot dogs. they are the best thing.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:30 |
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ranbo das posted:Some dudes will have a girl smile at them and immediately assume they want the d, and some dudes will have a girl hanging all over them and be like "well yeah but maybe she's just being nice and doesn't actually like me". I used to suffer from the second one all the time. I would be so fast to convince myself that she was just being friendly that when I did try to flirt it would be so timid that it would be completely imperceptible as flirting. I didn't realize that things like them looking at you a bunch or listening with rapt attention to your dumb story were indicators. Girls can make the same mistake. I think sometimes they're so used to guys making the moves that what they think is a huge admission that they like you isn't so obvious to detect. You hear things like "How could you not know I was into you?! I totally talked to you for five minutes that one time!" That's why getting hit on by gay dudes is the best. You don't get lost in a world of mystery. They're super clear that they like you, exactly what they wanna do, and usually compliment you on something you take special pride in. I'm not interested in guys but I always wished the best for practically any dude that ever hit on me in a bar.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:31 |
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SneakyFrog posted:I also myself cannot resist ground hot dogs. they are the best thing. its stupid when guys say they cant find a girl, yet they ignore me. its like saying youre hungry when theres a pizza on the floor under my bed
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:31 |
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CubanMissile posted:That's why getting hit on by gay dudes is the best. You don't get lost in a world of mystery. They're super clear that they like you, exactly what they wanna do, and usually compliment you on something you take special pride in. I'm not interested in guys but I always wished the best for practically any dude that ever hit on me in a bar. some gay folk are just as bad as awkward dudes, sorry it isnt flattering at all for my junk to get the old grabbygripstroke as an initial introduction.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:33 |
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:33 |
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CubanMissile posted:That's why getting hit on by gay dudes is the best. You don't get lost in a world of mystery. They're super clear that they like you, exactly what they wanna do, and usually compliment you on something you take special pride in. I'm not interested in guys but I always wished the best for practically any dude that ever hit on me in a bar. Hmm, you know you're right. I've only been hit on by a gay dude once (because I'm not gay) but it was very straightforward. It was basically "I like you, let's do something" without a whole of convoluted song and dance. Women, take notes from gay dudes!
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:36 |
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Chomp8645 posted:Hmm, you know you're right. I've only been hit on by a gay dude once (because I'm not gay) but it was very straightforward. It was basically "I like you, let's do something" without a whole of convoluted song and dance. If they do that half the dudes will think they are degenerate sluts though.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:37 |
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Moridin920 posted:If they do that half the dudes will think they are degenerate sluts though. I suppose its better to perpetuate the mystery that girls dont ever possibly want to have sex they just use their vagina to poison and control mens minds.
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:40 |
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ElGroucho posted:I can't decide if its more gauche to talk about things people buy you or more hilarious to friendzone some dweeb. that is legit gauche as f if you include the $ like I think it's fine to say "my friend flew me to seattle so we could hang, omg she's the best!" but you'd never say "elizabeth spent $450 to bring me to seattle, a superior friend to the lesser spenders among you"
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:41 |
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Moridin920 posted:If they do that half the dudes will think they are degenerate sluts though. gently caress those dudes figuratively, I mean. gently caress those who don't
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# ? Aug 11, 2016 21:44 |
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Moridin920 posted:If they do that half the dudes will think they are degenerate sluts though. That's some 50's mentality bro. Never met a guy who wasn't pleased by getting attention from women.
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