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CrazyLoon posted:Pretty much this. I thought this was self-explanatory like...cripes. Whoever initiates takes the lead - isn't that much at least self-evident? thats what my mommy told me.  you call, you ball and all that.
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SneakyFrog posted:thats what my mommy told me. Aww they say uhh.. A black man is a pimp Well let me tell you the biggest pimp On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma It's her MOMMA that told her, "Get a man that got a good job girl! Make sure he got a good car girl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin girl!" What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass -- Just cause you love the nigga? But I'm the pimp motherfucker! I gotta be the player!
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SneakyFrog posted:uhm. thats a dive bar girl, (assuming she knows the place as an utter horrible dive) she should be down, some folks arent dive bar ladies. my demographic tends to hew toward the depressive punk-hipster crowd so dive bar comfort is a strong predictor for our compatibility and also crippling mood disorders
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Aug 11, 2016 22:51
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E1M1 posted:my demographic tends to hew toward the depressive punk-hipster crowd so dive bar comfort is a strong predictor for our compatibility and also crippling mood disorders i miss my early 20s occasionally 
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Aug 11, 2016 22:52
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lol moridin ease off a bit, huh?
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CrazyLoon posted:lol moridin ease off a bit, huh? just a song man just a song https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001_(Dr._Dre_album)
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CrazyLoon posted:lol moridin ease off a bit, huh? psssht he cracks me up honestly. despite the webcam girlfriend and RESULTING IN THE DEATH OF /R/Relationships thread motherfucker..
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Tumble posted:Again I'm more talking about online dating; if you've known the person for a bit beforehand before you've gone on a proper date, do whatever you want and pay however you want. Ok, that makes a lot of sense. But I think you should at least make the overture to buy the tab so she doesn't have it in the back of your head that you're cheap. It's not so much a money thing that I feel a guy who downright insists on splitting the tab the first time around seems kinda rigid and joyless.
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SneakyFrog posted:uhm. thats a dive bar girl, (assuming she knows the place as an utter horrible dive) she should be down, some folks arent dive bar ladies. I hooked up with this one girl in college a couple of times. It didn't really go anywhere but we became friends and hung out every now and then. Once we went to a bar and she ordered a pitcher of beer for us. I only had one glass because I was driving and when the barmaid handed her a glass she just shook her head an pushed it away and proceeded to drink straight from the pitcher. She was pretty rad  One dude at the bar decided to order shots (all Pornstars) to everyone in an attempt to impress a couple of girls. He must have dropped like $60 on that one round and shortly after the girls he was talking to just left the bar to go somewhere else lol.
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Aug 11, 2016 22:55
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I just treat women like im dealing with an autist and, lol it works like 99 percent of the time
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I just treat women like im dealing with an autist and, lol it works like 99 percent of the time moms dont count
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SneakyFrog posted:RESULTING IN THE DEATH OF /R/Relationships thread motherfucker.. To be fair, I was the one who originally posted the story that started the derail. "I started a derail that got the whole thread gaaaaaaaaassed!"
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Aug 11, 2016 23:00
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How do you deal with autists?
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WampaLord posted:To be fair, I was the one who originally posted the story that started the derail. its ok  since i dont have a smithfrog.  ohgod i do 
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Aug 11, 2016 23:01
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i'm way more likely to msg girls on okc who answer "yes" to the "would you sleep with someone on the first date". i just can't wrap my ahead around those guys' thinking. like yeah she probably rode a bunch of dicks before mine but what does that matter when i'm wetting it up.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i'm way more likely to msg girls on okc who answer "yes" to the "would you sleep with someone on the first date". i just can't wrap my ahead around those guys' thinking. like yeah she probably rode a bunch of dicks before mine but what does that matter when i'm wetting it up. Shakespearean and stuff with your prose you are, fair wandering bard pon this forums dwell.
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You never replied so just for clarity I'd again like to say I wasn't trying to jump down your throat or anything, your post just reminded me of that song/skit from the Dre album (which is what I copy-pasted).  
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Moridin920 posted:You never replied so just for clarity I'd again like to say I wasn't trying to jump down your throat or anything, your post just reminded me of that song/skit from the Dre album (which is what I copy-pasted). i am completely down with my 90s gangsta rap. but still i am more a fan of old school NWA as opposed to the gloriously whiteboy polished stuff dre did later. besides. has detox been released yet?
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Green is me so drat bad
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SneakyFrog posted:has detox been released yet? well he released an album, that's probably the closest we'll get 
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i've always paid for every date i've ever been on. i must be the supreme gentleman. 
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Groovelord Neato posted:i've always paid for every date i've ever been on. i must be the supreme gentleman. drat right although yeah notrumpythingsplz. trying to be actively uninvolved in politics.
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Zzulu posted:How do you deal with autists? bang em and leave em, like grenades
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I don't drink and I love the movies if you don't wanna go to the movies or watch netflix then you can show yourself out 
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E1M1 posted:my demographic tends to hew toward the depressive punk-hipster crowd so dive bar comfort is a strong predictor for our compatibility and also crippling mood disorders Well, it's good to know that normal people still actually exist, and the world isn't entirely filled with fedoranerds, "jocks," pretty girls, and invisibleunwomen.
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I just treat women like im dealing with an autist and, lol it works like 99 percent of the time You ask only yes and no questions, and you don't make any sudden moves?
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Why would u pay for the whole date instead of splitting the check. That seems dumb as hell. Unless your date is poor or something and youve got more money
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i'm a man and older than (most) of them so i make more money and also their outfit probably cost more than mine and they did makeup and poo poo. i just shaved and showered. plus due to society i was the one that asked them out.
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Carmant posted:Why would u pay for the whole date instead of splitting the check. That seems dumb as hell. Unless your date is poor or something and youve got more money Because of The Implication.
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Groovelord Neato posted:i'm a man and older than (most) of them so i make more money and also their outfit probably cost more than mine and they did makeup and poo poo. i just shaved and showered. Thats weird.. do you ask for the receipts of all their clothes and ask for an invoice of time spent doing make up so u know how much to spend on the date
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Carmant posted:Thats weird.. do you ask for the receipts of all their clothes and ask for an invoice of time spent doing make up so u know how much to spend on the date petulant and churlish.
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Of course men do the asking out mostly but on the occasions when its the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay. That would be stupid of me and they'd probably think its stupid as well.
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If I ask you to dinner, I expect to pay. If you ask me to dinner, I expect you to pay. This works out for me because yeah I paid for most of the dinners at first but now her mom takes us out to sushi on the regular and pays for it all so hey. Carmant posted:Of course men do the asking out mostly but on the occasions when its the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay. That would be stupid of me and they'd probably think its stupid as well. Okay say she asks you out then takes you to a super expensive steak house and runs up a $150-200 bill and then hands it to you and expects you to pay for it all. That's chill?
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Moridin920 posted:
No? That also has nothing to do with what I said so I think you're confused.
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I was under the impression that the young people do not do the actual dates anymore, anyway.
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Carmant posted:No? That also has nothing to do with what I said so I think you're confused. Carmant posted:when its the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay. That would be stupid of me and they'd probably think its stupid as well. ??????????? Space Poodle posted:I was under the impression that the young people do not do the actual dates anymore, anyway. honestly I'm 26 and the number of real actual 'dates' I've been on could probably be counted on one hand.
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whenever we get the bill I show her a photoshopped selfie of me feeding 200 toothless old homeless dudes at the local shelter, and I say, "yeah, I think you ought to pay honey." works every time
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Moridin920 posted:Okay say she asks you out then takes you to a super expensive steak house and runs up a $150-200 bill and then hands it to you and expects you to pay for it all. That's chill? it'd be chill if she hops up on this dick and does a full split after.
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Moridin920 posted:??????????? When it's the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay for everything.
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Carmant posted:When it's the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay for everything. to pay for everything (ie split bill) or you don't expect them to pay? Because those are two different statements and at first you said "when its the girl who asks me out I don't expect them to pay. That would be stupid of me and they'd probably think its stupid as well."
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