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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > Preseason Week 1 GDT: Get your methadone fix here
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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Needs More Ditka posted:

FOOTBALL IS HAPPENING

THERE IS FOOTBALL HAPPENING

:feelsgood:

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midwat
May 6, 2007

 Pats still can't run-block

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Phobeste posted:

Our O looked real bad against the saints D first possession

That's okay, Saints D isn't an easy out

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

 :siren::siren::siren: SANCHEZ SPOTTED :siren::siren::siren:

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Holy hell. An actual pass rush by the Saints.

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005

midwat posted:

Pats still can't run-block

the pats run blocking is having tom brady

enjoy the first month of the season

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Xerol
Jan 13, 2007


 That new grass field at M&T sure is deteriorating fast.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

midwat posted:

Pats still can't run-block

or pass block

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
lmao Sanchez's first pass is left-handed

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
This is a very sanchezy start

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
When gronk and Bennett are on the field at the same time you're gonna see some serious poo poo

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midwat
May 6, 2007

FizFashizzle posted:

the pats run blocking is having tom brady

enjoy the first month of the season

They will be 2-2 or so.

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 What is that ridiculous graphic that keeps popping up on the Saints game

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
lol

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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Enunwa is a player.

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 That o-line isn't the Pats' starters, I presume?

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

 Imagine when Brady is dead and this is how the pats always look on offense

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Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Why is the Sanchize completing passes?

Oh right. Bears.

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 Enunwa makes a nice catch but that 2nd play is just taking advantage of a bad vanilla scheme that refuses to adapt.

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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

fsif posted:

That o-line isn't the Pats' starters, I presume?

Well....

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Manuelesque throw from Jimmy G

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
Jags defense apparently decided to stop giving a poo poo after the offense scored twice in a row

They just aren't used to that

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

fsif posted:

That o-line isn't the Pats' starters, I presume?

some of the interior guys might be. That's a big ol pile of god knows who is gonna be starting.

Both tackles are backups right now.

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midwat
May 6, 2007

fsif posted:

That o-line isn't the Pats' starters, I presume?

Definitely not at RT, and I think they don't have a set pecking order for the interior yet

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Needs More Ditka posted:

Why is the Sanchize completing passes?

Oh right. Bears.

Really looking forward to division play this year

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

That Which Squeaks posted:

Well....

:froggoinggeti n:

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wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Maybe it's a little early to say this but Virgil Green > Gronk

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

 i like to scroll across the posts of Football Forum

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

some of the interior guys might be. That's a big ol pile of god knows who is gonna be starting.

Both tackles are backups right now.

Aw

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001

midwat posted:

Definitely not at RT, and I think they don't have a set pecking order for the interior yet

They drafted Joe Thuney in the 3rd round and he's apparently gotten every starter snap at LG.

So yeah, not exactly murderer's row on the interior.

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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013

JT Jag posted:

Jags defense apparently decided to stop giving a poo poo after the offense scored twice in a row

They just aren't used to that

Maybe the 2nd stringers went in? They did a good job on the first drive so I can see them getting sat early. Don't know why the Jets defensive starters sat though.

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Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

JT Jag posted:

Jags defense apparently decided to stop giving a poo poo after the offense scored twice in a row

They just aren't used to that

What is 'winning'

Seriously I dont know

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fsif
Jul 18, 2003

 Bilal Powell is good

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Phobeste
Apr 9, 2006

never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man
Wonder how long jimmy g will play, first quarter? First half?

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
football guys

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Mel Mudkiper posted:

football guys
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sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



 Nice moves by Powell.

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Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Mel Mudkiper posted:

football guys

I'm so engorged

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Phobeste posted:

Wonder how long jimmy g will play, first quarter? First half?

Who is the third string QB for NE?

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 hello friends

that reminds me, who has the fancy f he's ours now

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