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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

6EQUJ5 6 7 posted:

Lol at the fact Ryback's new indie name is The Big Guy. Fail.

Give Me Food. Give Me Food.

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I love the Big Guy, but not as much as I love Big Mike. Here is to the mega powers clashing in front of 675000 screaming Mike-a-maniacs in the Tokyo Dome!!!

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blast from the past
https://twitter.com/baroncorbinwwe/status/407964760807071744

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

This dude sucks

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

JoshVanValkenburg posted:

This dude sucks

I used to think so but then I saw his minion tattoo.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Holy poo poo. He is honestly the worst person in America.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009


holy moly

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
Corbin should've installed TweetDelete

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Marquis de Pyro posted:

They should bring in Ryback for a one shot where Elgin squashes him and then start calling Elgin 'The Bigger Guy'

I'd ask who'd then come in and be 'The Biggest Guy' but I already made a Chris Hero fat joke on this page.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

C. Everett Koop posted:

I'd ask who'd then come in and be 'The Biggest Guy' but I already made a Chris Hero fat joke on this page.

Freight Train

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Cheex

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Baron Corbin is so good

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son



Cheex rules and is the best thing Arn and Ole Anderson have ever done in the wrestling business.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



King BW

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The Rock

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Damien Sandow is now the victim of the NXT name generator
https://twitter.com/AronRexTNA/status/763891942719619072

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
NXT name generator has been miles better than TNA's awful names.

FCW has all the bad names btw, not nxt

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

KungFu Grip posted:

NXT name generator has been miles better than TNA's awful names.

FCW has all the bad names btw, not nxt

Oney Lorcan

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
Samoa Joe. Wait.

https://twitter.com/DeathToAllMarks/status/763931705958727680

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


C. Everett Koop posted:

I'd ask who'd then come in and be 'The Biggest Guy' but I already made a Chris Hero fat joke on this page.

Akebono.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

NienNunb posted:

Oney Lorcan

Thats nowhere near as bad as "Aron Rex" "Baron Dax" "Basile Baraka" or "Braxton Sutter"

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


KungFu Grip posted:

Thats nowhere near as bad as "Aron Rex" "Baron Dax" "Basile Baraka" or "Braxton Sutter"

I'd argue it's worse than Braxton

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
How about Lucky Cannon, Lift Sawyer, Eli Cottonwood, and Sweet Papi Sanchez? Maybe Penny Cash?

Marquis de Pyro
Sep 25, 2006

Evil Prevails
Baron Dax and Basile whatever are probably the worst names of all time, but at least they suit the talent level of the person

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Marquis de Pyro posted:

Baron Dax and Basile whatever are probably the worst names of all time, but at least they suit the talent level of the person

Baraka. loving BASILE BARAKA.

Discount Trombones
Jan 22, 2014

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Baraka. loving BASILE BARAKA.

That one has to be an A-Team joke.

MisterGBH
Dec 6, 2010

Eric Bischoff is full of shit
Wait was Lift Sawyer real? I thought it was a PSP joke.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

To needlessly and irrelevantly go back to the Eva Marie chat. I reckon she should be paired with Heath Slater.

Because they are both pretty and both have red hair.

You could even make an angle where they break up/fall out when Heath discovers to his shock, disgust and disappointment that Eva dyes her hair.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MisterGBH posted:

Wait was Lift Sawyer real? I thought it was a PSP joke.

http://www.profightdb.com/wrestlers/lift-sawyer-8527.html

Two matches in FCW, one as Lift Sawyer

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

It's like someone hit a beat button on an old Casio.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/764156285352759296

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

FCW also had Joey Splashwater which is on a whole deeper level of dumb than anything TNA has come up with.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Basic Chunnel posted:

FCW also had Joey Splashwater which is on a whole deeper level of dumb than anything TNA has come up with.

It's no Joey Freshwater, that's for sure.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Basic Chunnel posted:

FCW also had Joey Splashwater which is on a whole deeper level of dumb than anything TNA has come up with.

That one was a joke, IIRC.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
It was a joke Twitter account created when Sami Callihan was coming to NXT, if I remember right.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Moment of silence for my man, Bazooka Kaboom.:smith:

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
It's too bad Bryan Danielson never followed through on his Lloyd Boner persona.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Basic Chunnel posted:

FCW also had Joey Splashwater which is on a whole deeper level of dumb than anything TNA has come up with.
This is the best Wrestlecrap name I've ever heard and I'm sad it's not real

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WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013
People still getting tricked by Joey Splashwater is its lasting legacy and I hope it never ends

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