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Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW
Organizing the next :gooncamp: at the next gooncamp.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Do we get to gang bang OP? I think it's only fair.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Wafflz posted:

Do we get to gang bang OP? I think it's only fair.
That's just sick man, he's been through enough already

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
In case OP got murderer and his post gangbang messages were written by his killer, let me tell you buddy: Account sharing is a bannable offense!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Ibogaine posted:

In case OP got murderer and his post gangbang messages were written by his killer, let me tell you buddy: Account sharing is a bannable offense!

shhh the gangbang killer is probably a better poster

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shhh the gangbang killer is probably a better poster

If only they had solicited Nooner

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
free drad_bert!!!

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

shhh the gangbang killer is probably a better poster

I had a mouth full of beer when I read this, and now I've got beer (and some saliva, I guess) all over me!

Ironically, now I look as if I had been the one invited to a gangbang.

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I want to see that name on the news: The Gangbang Killer.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Cliche Guevara posted:

Give me some time! I got work rn and will update later this afternoon otherwise mods ban me for a week or so ok?

OP is in the Central time zone which means it'll be 5:00 PM in 38 minutes which is when it stops being afternoon and starts being evening

So ban OP in 38 minutes if there's still no update imo

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
ban op for his dereliction on duties

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Booblord Zagats posted:

If only they had solicited Nooner

or you would be better actually

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gaunab posted:

ban op for his dereliction on duties

dereliction of booties imo.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jastiger posted:

dereliction of booties imo.

Not on my watch! :cool:

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
OP is a piss drinking gently caress head

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

Not on my watch! :cool:



Yesssss I was hoping id' get you postin!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Professor Shark posted:

Not on my watch! :cool:



wanna bit that rear end, get lockjaw, and be dragged to death

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Jastiger posted:

Yesssss I was hoping id' get you postin!

I've been out-sharked! Is that an actual idiom?

Anyway, whatever

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
The Great Goonbang Robbery

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
I think we need to be supportive of the OP..... It's ok if u had a traumatic gangbang experience- I want you to know gbs is here to offer levity during this shameful/STI-incubation period of your post-gangbang life

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Sintax posted:

I think we need to be supportive of the OP..... It's ok if u had a traumatic gangbang experience- I want you to know gbs is here to offer levity during this shameful/STI-incubation period of your post-gangbang life

Post-gangbangpocalypse

Gangbangs. Gangbangs never change.....

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
goddamnit op, suck my dick, you fuckman

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
mod challenge should be first guy to document his participation in a gang bang before the OP does gets to be IK for a week


Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
also what is the number of dudes it has to be before it becomes a gang bang? I'm thinking a hard 6 but i dont know what the actual scientific number is

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
My coworker did this and i was the only one not invited.

I'm married and wouldn't have gone anyway. But I was kind of hurt I wasn't invited

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Philosopher King posted:

My coworker did this and i was the only one not invited.

I'm married and wouldn't have gone anyway. But I was kind of hurt I wasn't invited

lmoa you must be one ugly sob!

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





was there some dude in the corner JOin to his wife getting plowed? gently caress i need answers already

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Philosopher King posted:

My coworker did this and i was the only one not invited.

I'm married and wouldn't have gone anyway. But I was kind of hurt I wasn't invited

what kind of job do you have where your coworkers just casually invite each other to gangbangs

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

lol that rules out op

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Nooner posted:

also what is the number of dudes it has to be before it becomes a gang bang? I'm thinking a hard 6 but i dont know what the actual scientific number is

i kinda wanna say three, plus the one they all gently caress

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Could girls gangbang a guy? I volunteer as tribute ha ha

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i kinda wanna say three, plus the one they all gently caress

It's this

Kthulhu5000
Jul 25, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Nooner posted:

also what is the number of dudes it has to be before it becomes a gang bang? I'm thinking a hard 6 but i dont know what the actual scientific number is


It's the number of dudes needed to theoretically fill all holes and serviceable appendages individually, plus one, so (mouth + vagina + rear end + both hands + one dude waiting for a turn) is indeed six. There is controversy about foot frotting, but homey don't play like that.

EDIT: Verified by third grade sex-ed manual!

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006

Profondo Rosso posted:

what kind of job do you have where your coworkers just casually invite each other to gangbangs

Republican think tank consultant

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


WHERE'S THE loving OP

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
he ded

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

He said he's at work, imagine how that casual work conversation went

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
OP stumbled across a vampire's nest it seems. he'll be back once the transformation is complete.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i kinda wanna say three, plus the one they all gently caress

:agreed:

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