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Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

I'd like to welcome everyone to the 8000th floor of this, the Trump Tower of shitposts.

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
what is this poo poo? this is the first time i've heard it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

sarmhan posted:

I'd like to welcome everyone to the 8000th floor of this, the Trump Tower of shitposts.

lol a post late

BWV
Feb 24, 2005


his cadence is quite weak. no internal rhythm

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Karl Sharks posted:

woah hillary rotten clinton, haven't heard that in a while

How many tracks would a Trump Greatest Hits be?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

I need to stop posting.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

sarmhan posted:

I'd like to welcome everyone to the 8000th floor of this, the Trump Tower of shitposts.

lmao nice snipe

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

a helpful bear posted:

lol a post late

This is the second time in a row I accidently sniped the first post for a page.

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
Is he reading them a bedtime nursery story?

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
tl;dr - immigrants are snakes

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

a helpful bear posted:

what is this poo poo? this is the first time i've heard it

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

I'm not going to change it. Like Trump, I will acknowledge no mistakes.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

a helpful bear posted:

what is this poo poo? this is the first time i've heard it

babby's first snake

MaxNV
Jan 3, 2011


The first debate will be 2016's second most watched TV program (after the Super Bowl). The concession speech will be the third most watched.

And thinking about it, I want predictit lines on whether they congratulate/thank each other in their speeches.

temple
Jul 29, 2006

I have actual skeletons in my closet
Trump's tired. He said hell a lot today.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism


for real, i want him to hear the numbers from the east coast as the polls close and he goes on fox news "lol i wasn't even trying, don't both voting for me folks, go home and enjoy a nice juicy trump steak"

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

sarmhan posted:

I'm not going to change it. Like Trump, I will acknowledge no mistakes.

Are you being sarcastic

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

zoux posted:

Pants. On. Fire.

https://mobile.twitter.com/anamariecox/status/764233561515954176

So you know, sharpen up those pitchforks

Lol, he is hoping the Amish and Mennonites break their beliefs and vote for him. I am curious how bad it will get when he gets destroyed.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

"i love charts"

- Donald J. Trump, 8/12/2016

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
GOOD, STRONG HANDS

Shadowhand00
Jan 23, 2006

Golden Bear is ever watching; day by day he prowls, and when he hears the tread of lowly Stanfurd red,from his Lair he fiercely growls.
Toilet Rascal
lol you need good strong hands

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

TBeats posted:

Are you being sarcastic

yes and no and maybe(?)

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

TBeats posted:

Are you being sarcastic

Yes and no.

UV_Catastrophe
Dec 29, 2008

Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are,

"It might have been."
Pillbug
immigrants_bad_chart.png

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

zoux posted:

Pants. On. Fire.

https://mobile.twitter.com/anamariecox/status/764233561515954176

So you know, sharpen up those pitchforks

He couldn't have done a better job of planting the seeds of a civil war if he tried.
What happens to property prices if there is 6 months of insurrection after Trump loses the election?

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde


for charts

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Next week, his rallies will feature Zorgo the Dancing Bear.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Trump actively making GBS threads on immigrants that are coming from war torn countries really loving pisses me off.

Not a Twat
Oct 11, 2010

Oops you almost got away without your Diddy
good think he made it absolutely clear that snakes = syrian refugees

because he was being so subtle about it before

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

gay picnic defence posted:

He couldn't have done a better job of planting the seeds of a civil war if he tried.
What happens to property prices if there is 6 months of insurrection after Trump loses the election?

...trump would do very well in this scenario

:aaaaa:

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Manafort's been awfully quiet lately hasn't he?

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
This dogwhistle voter intimidation poo poo he's doing is by far the most disgusting thing I've seen come out of his mouth, even behind the dogwhistle assassination winking, and the dogwhistle ISIS conspiracy, and all of the overt racism.

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

rear end cobra posted:

Manafort's been awfully quiet lately hasn't he?
Manafort's gone back to drinking vodka courtesy of Putin's collection.

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

sector_corrector posted:

This dogwhistle voter intimidation poo poo he's doing is by far the most disgusting thing I've seen come out of his mouth, even behind the dogwhistle assassination winking, and the dogwhistle ISIS conspiracy, and all of the overt racism.

absolutely because you can't have the secret service covering every polling place like they can hillary, it's loving dangerous as poo poo

Samuel Clemens
Oct 4, 2013

I think we should call the Avengers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhT51tmUE0E

Trillary Flinton
Aug 3, 2016
40-hour-a-week-crew checking in: Trump status stumped; Y/N?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

"you know, i'm really tired of the globalist businessmen and how they benefit from moving jobs overseas, you know who can fix that? more businessmen"

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Trillary Flinton posted:

40-hour-a-week-crew checking in: Trump status stumped; Y/N?

Yes.
No.
But really yes.

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HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

MaxNV posted:

The first debate will be 2016's second most watched TV program (after the Super Bowl). The concession speech will be the third most watched.

And thinking about it, I want predictit lines on whether they congratulate/thank each other in their speeches.

i wonder if hill's even going to bother with the "thanks to my opponent, he's a good man who loves america" pablum

assuming she wins, knock on wood, etc

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