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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

breaklaw posted:

Sorry to tell you guys but the thread title, and the whole NAMBLA thing, it's not that funny really. Should've have gotten old already by now.

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crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

sarmhan posted:

GOP delenda est.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




zoux posted:

Women really need to come together and rename that whole procedure.

which type are you talking about?

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Squizzle posted:

which type are you talking about?

facials *stifles laughter*

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Xelkelvos posted:

Has Trump crossed the line for libel/slander yet?

In Trump's future revised libel/slander laws he is wayyyyyy past the line

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
I've been away for a few hours; did Trump release his tax returns yet?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

That's NAMGLA

Totally different

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Thanks to time magazine we know what it looks like when Trump gets a facial. I'll leave which kind up to you

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

prefect posted:

I've been away for a few hours; did Trump release his tax returns yet?

You are funny

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

In Trump's future revised libel/slander laws he is wayyyyyy past the line

can a president issue a pardon for the future?

"i, president donald trump, hereby pardon donald trump of all wrongdoings now and forever"

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Zero One posted:

That's NAMGLA

Totally different

NAFDLA*

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Karl Sharks posted:

can a president issue a pardon for the future?

"i, president donald trump, hereby pardon donald trump of all wrongdoings now and forever"

It's the best way to do it because if he does it now it'll count under Obama's pardon stats and not his

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

NAFTA?

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Wait, was he being sarcastic earlier with that Taylor Swift poem?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

Never ask for Trump's autograph?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
yea the DARPA chief died of a heart attack

whatever

metal gear

.....

meryl's hot

holysherm
Feb 14, 2016
Ask me about my undying love for Derek Jeter.
I gotta think there are a ton of guys in the irs trying to haul rear end to finish his audit right now.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/BenjySarlin/status/764242769871302656

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
If DJT announced that he's a mega pedo he'd still get 33% in the GE

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

TBeats posted:

Take notes Donald, this is how you fire somebody.

ha

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord

No Mods No Masters posted:

He will start to begin, at some point in the coming weeks

Karl Sharks posted:

he's planning on opening up offices in florida and ohio, so any day now

Wow. Watch out, Hillary!

cams
Mar 28, 2003


this is a great tweet.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

holysherm posted:

I gotta think there are a ton of guys in the irs trying to haul rear end to finish his audit right now.

They're supposed to be impartial, but if there was ever a case to say 'gently caress it' and go all in, this is the case. Technically its for America :911: go for it.

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

rear end cobra posted:

If DJT announced that he's a mega pedo he'd still get 33% in the GE

if he announces he wants to gently caress his daughter hed probably solidify his southern vote

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lol. *Trump talking about cheating in elections*

Surrogate on CNN: "uhm, I think what he's talking about is the economy"

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

MadJackal posted:

It is honestly sad that he doesn't mention his wife first, or at all.

A man who's twice-divorced and currently married to a foreign supermodel half his age probably doesn't think wives are supposed to be friends.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Eonwe posted:

if he announces he wants to gently caress his daughter hed probably solidify his southern vote

gross but unfortunately true

im suddenly remembering those cringe compilations of facebooks of dads going "wow ur hot" to their daughters wearing tube tops and the dad has a confederate flag avatar

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

rear end cobra posted:

Lol. *Trump talking about cheating in elections*

Surrogate on CNN: "uhm, I think what he's talking about is the economy"

somebody's doing the cheating around here

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Lastgirl posted:

somebody's doing the cheating around here

Ivanka probably

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


FIRST TEAM ALL DEFENSE

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

rear end cobra posted:

Lol. *Trump talking about cheating in elections*

Surrogate on CNN: "uhm, I think what he's talking about is the economy"

His surrogates more and more moving to represent just a completely different candidate than Trump

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Eonwe posted:

if he announces he wants to gently caress his daughter hed probably solidify his southern vote

He's doing best in West Virginia, no surprise.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


What is Hillary's VORT?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Deprogram Bullet Farmer and make her write a book after the election

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

His surrogates more and more moving to represent just a completely different candidate than Trump

They've been doing this for almost a year. "What he meant to say" and "What he was trying to say" have been staples forever and apparently we haven't gotten to the breaking point yet.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Anyone want to take on a probation/AV bet that DJT takes credit for the Hafiz Sayed Khan airstrike by Monday night?

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Not great

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/764245337867427842

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





scimitarmetrics

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ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Anyone want to take on a probation/AV bet that DJT takes credit for the Hafiz Sayed Khan airstrike by Monday night?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.






Khan??

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