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But with cum
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:16 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:11 |
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:20 |
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op has eight monitors simultaneously running gangbang porn and literotica stories like a kind of gently caress Tank in hopes that he can write a convincing post so he doesn't get banned
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:23 |
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OP, down at the Blockbusters: Hello, I'd like to rent "All Holes for Thirty Poles Volumes 1-35", stat Blockbuster boy: <fails to exist because blockbuster is bankrupt and the op is actually standing in the middle of a Sbarro>
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:26 |
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maybe this is some kind of performance-art piece, in that he's sorta loving all of us who want an update I could at least respect that
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:28 |
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E1M1 posted:OP, down at the Blockbusters: Hello, I'd like to rent "All Holes for Thirty Poles Volumes 1-35", stat lmao
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:28 |
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Nooner posted:also what is the number of dudes it has to be before it becomes a gang bang? I'm thinking a hard 6 but i dont know what the actual scientific number is Lol You said it, Nooner!
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:36 |
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ban op, laugh at this liar
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:42 |
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didnt read the thread whats the ratio on this thing anyhow?
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 01:55 |
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bluewedge posted:didnt read the thread whats the ratio on this thing anyhow? 1/0
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 02:01 |
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loving dreadful
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 02:22 |
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Just got back from the gangbang, and boy are my orifices tired! -the op, shortly before never delivering on his promises
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 02:36 |
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I am a svelte 220 pounds! This and other quotes available in the op's autobiography "total bullshit, and other such lies"
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 02:40 |
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This is the North Korea thread all over again
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 02:48 |
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Boywhiz88 posted:But with cum Butt with cum.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 02:51 |
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Imperialist Dog posted:This is the North Korea thread all over again red rocket red rocket
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:00 |
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various cheeses posted:I am a svelte 220 pounds! I guess I'll have to pick a new title for mine.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:01 |
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Cliche Guevara posted:Give me some time! I got work rn and will update later this afternoon otherwise mods ban me for a week or so ok? gonna quote this
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:02 |
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This thread is as big of a let down as OPs gang bang. It's really meta.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:14 |
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How long does it take to write a pretend gangbang story?
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:15 |
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You awaken in a dimly lit motel room, a miasma of body odor, cum and cheap cologne assaults your senses. To the north you see a naked dependapotomus on a dirty mattress. >
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:24 |
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Wafflz posted:You awaken in a dimly lit motel room, a miasma of body odor, cum and cheap cologne assaults your senses. To the north you see a naked dependapotomus on a dirty mattress. >is franco
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:26 |
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jackyl posted:>is franco >
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:30 |
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Wafflz posted:You awaken in a dimly lit motel room, a miasma of body odor, cum and cheap cologne assaults your senses. To the north you see a naked dependapotomus on a dirty mattress. >cast enlarge satan
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:33 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:>cast enlarge satan You have contracted chlamydia >
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:36 |
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Post about it on gbs
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:36 |
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SaltLick posted:Post about it on gbs >
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:37 |
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No LP in the fake gang bang thread ty
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:38 |
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I have an idea. Let's write the story ourselves! I'll start and someone can continue on: A Gangbang to Remember, the Cliche Guevara Story I quickly took the elevator up when Jemma texted me the room. Room number 6969 of the downtown Marriot. How appropriate I thought, trying to control myself from busting my load before even knocking on the door. I don't think I've ever been this horny! You can do this! I told myself, as I lightly knocked on the door. An older woman cracked open the door and looked at me with glazed over eyes. She said nothing. "Umm...I'm here for the uhh...gang...bang?" I croaked, accentuating the final word like a preteen boy. Stupid, stupid! I thought, looking at my feet. I was finally going to feel what it was really like and now I'm in the middle of some cruel joke. "Ya' here fur tha' bang eh?" I looked up in surprise. "Umm...yes m'lady" I nodded The door opened and I was immediately hit with the stench of human filth and poo poo. I wretched, quickly covering with a few weak coughs. I then looked the woman up and down. This must be Jemma. She looked nothing like her pictures from FetaLife. She looked to be in her mid 50s, sickly skinny, bleached blonde hair, orange skin and track marks up and down her arms. She was wearing a black lace teddy which looked to have several stains covering the front of it. I could just see the outline of her breasts, flopping down near her stomach. I thought about turning to run, but dammit I came to have sex and nothing was going to stop me! I took a deep breath and wretched again. God drat, what the hell is going on in here? Mustering all the courage I had, I followed Jemma down the hall and into the room...
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:51 |
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Harveygod posted:Butt with cum. Have Butt, Will Cum
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:58 |
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William Butt, Cum Haver
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 03:59 |
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Darth123123 posted:No LP in the fake gang bang thread ty > You have successfully uninstalled Telltale presents Marine Wife Gang Bang
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:02 |
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Ok you fuckers I had to do OT so let me get the air on and crank this bitch out. Mods - hold your horses I'm a-typin
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:07 |
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Cliche Guevara posted:Ok you fuckers I had to do OT so let me get the air on and crank this bitch out. Mods - hold your horses I'm a-typin u didn't do ot in that hotel room fuckman
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:11 |
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jackyl posted:u didn't do ot in that hotel room fuckman Hopefully he didn't just crank one out in there either.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:17 |
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BAN OP!!!
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:28 |
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Gaunab posted:BAN OP!!! Yeah just ban him already
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:37 |
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Gaunab posted:BAN OP!!!
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:39 |
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fucker didn't deliver, bangas
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:40 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 04:11 |
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OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline tomorrow 10pm pacific time.
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# ? Aug 13, 2016 04:42 |