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Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!



But with cum

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bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:gas:

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
op has eight monitors simultaneously running gangbang porn and literotica stories like a kind of gently caress Tank in hopes that he can write a convincing post so he doesn't get banned

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
OP, down at the Blockbusters: Hello, I'd like to rent "All Holes for Thirty Poles Volumes 1-35", stat
Blockbuster boy: <fails to exist because blockbuster is bankrupt and the op is actually standing in the middle of a Sbarro>

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
maybe this is some kind of performance-art piece, in that he's sorta loving all of us who want an update

I could at least respect that

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


E1M1 posted:

OP, down at the Blockbusters: Hello, I'd like to rent "All Holes for Thirty Poles Volumes 1-35", stat
Blockbuster boy: <fails to exist because blockbuster is bankrupt and the op is actually standing in the middle of a Sbarro>

lmao

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Nooner posted:

also what is the number of dudes it has to be before it becomes a gang bang? I'm thinking a hard 6 but i dont know what the actual scientific number is

Lol

You said it, Nooner! :classiclol:

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
ban op, laugh at this liar

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006
didnt read the thread whats the ratio on this thing anyhow?

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

bluewedge posted:

didnt read the thread whats the ratio on this thing anyhow?

1/0

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

loving dreadful

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Just got back from the gangbang, and boy are my orifices tired! -the op, shortly before never delivering on his promises

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I am a svelte 220 pounds!
This and other quotes available in the op's autobiography "total bullshit, and other such lies"

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
\
:backtowork:
This is the North Korea thread all over again

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

Boywhiz88 posted:

But with cum

Butt with cum.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Imperialist Dog posted:

This is the North Korea thread all over again

red rocket red rocket

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

various cheeses posted:

I am a svelte 220 pounds!
This and other quotes available in the op's autobiography "total bullshit, and other such lies"

I guess I'll have to pick a new title for mine.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Cliche Guevara posted:

Give me some time! I got work rn and will update later this afternoon otherwise mods ban me for a week or so ok?

gonna quote this

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
This thread is as big of a let down as OPs gang bang. It's really meta.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





How long does it take to write a pretend gangbang story?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

You awaken in a dimly lit motel room, a miasma of body odor, cum and cheap cologne assaults your senses. To the north you see a naked dependapotomus on a dirty mattress.

>

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Wafflz posted:

You awaken in a dimly lit motel room, a miasma of body odor, cum and cheap cologne assaults your senses. To the north you see a naked dependapotomus on a dirty mattress.

>

>is franco

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

jackyl posted:

>is franco



>

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Wafflz posted:

You awaken in a dimly lit motel room, a miasma of body odor, cum and cheap cologne assaults your senses. To the north you see a naked dependapotomus on a dirty mattress.

>

>cast enlarge satan

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

CaptainSarcastic posted:

>cast enlarge satan

You have contracted chlamydia

>

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Post about it on gbs

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

SaltLick posted:

Post about it on gbs



>

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
No LP in the fake gang bang thread ty

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





:siren: I have an idea. Let's write the story ourselves! I'll start and someone can continue on:

A Gangbang to Remember, the Cliche Guevara Story

I quickly took the elevator up when Jemma texted me the room. Room number 6969 of the downtown Marriot. How appropriate I thought, trying to control myself from busting my load before even knocking on the door. I don't think I've ever been this horny! You can do this! I told myself, as I lightly knocked on the door. An older woman cracked open the door and looked at me with glazed over eyes.

She said nothing.

"Umm...I'm here for the uhh...gang...bang?" I croaked, accentuating the final word like a preteen boy.

Stupid, stupid! I thought, looking at my feet. I was finally going to feel what it was really like and now I'm in the middle of some cruel joke.

"Ya' here fur tha' bang eh?"

I looked up in surprise.

"Umm...yes m'lady" I nodded

The door opened and I was immediately hit with the stench of human filth and poo poo. I wretched, quickly covering with a few weak coughs. I then looked the woman up and down. This must be Jemma. She looked nothing like her pictures from FetaLife. She looked to be in her mid 50s, sickly skinny, bleached blonde hair, orange skin and track marks up and down her arms. She was wearing a black lace teddy which looked to have several stains covering the front of it. I could just see the outline of her breasts, flopping down near her stomach.

I thought about turning to run, but dammit I came to have sex and nothing was going to stop me! I took a deep breath and wretched again. God drat, what the hell is going on in here? Mustering all the courage I had, I followed Jemma down the hall and into the room...

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Harveygod posted:

Butt with cum.

Have Butt, Will Cum

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
William Butt, Cum Haver

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Darth123123 posted:

No LP in the fake gang bang thread ty

:saddowns:

> You have successfully uninstalled Telltale presents Marine Wife Gang Bang

Cliche Guevara
Dec 12, 2005
whistlebritches
Ok you fuckers I had to do OT so let me get the air on and crank this bitch out. Mods - hold your horses I'm a-typin

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Cliche Guevara posted:

Ok you fuckers I had to do OT so let me get the air on and crank this bitch out. Mods - hold your horses I'm a-typin

u didn't do ot in that hotel room fuckman

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

jackyl posted:

u didn't do ot in that hotel room fuckman

Hopefully he didn't just crank one out in there either.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
:siren:BAN OP!!!:siren:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Gaunab posted:

:siren:BAN OP!!!:siren:

Yeah just ban him already

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Gaunab posted:

:siren:BAN OP!!!:siren:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
:agreed: fucker didn't deliver, bangas

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
OP if you don't report back to this thread with at least some info about your epic gang bang I am going to freakin ban or at least probate you tomorrow. depending on my mood and my mood alone. deadline :siren: tomorrow 10pm pacific time.

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