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ElGroucho posted:You are exactly the kind of goon that would believe a gun would make you as desirable in a woman's eyes as a nice physique. when the nine pop bitchs panties drop
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Just want to call out the handful of posters replying with either "close poo poo thread" or half defending said nice-lords or defending MGTOW as insufferable nice guys. I was expecting many more though. 
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Aug 13, 2016 02:11
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Nice meltdown
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Aug 13, 2016 02:22
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SneakyFrog posted:not gonna lie, at one point i had a positively repulsive "gently caress you if you are blahblah blah blah" okcupid profile. i mean there's a lot of them out there from both genders i don't understand how a paragraph about everything you hate is thought of as a good intro for prospective genital partners
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Aug 13, 2016 02:26
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this is the first profile i randomly clicked on right now:quote:Here I am again. Hello. I like drinking beer, driving my truck, being bad at fishing but doing it anyway, metal, punk/pop punk, wishing I had more tattoos, and hanging out with my horse. She's a pretty cool chick. And commence the turning and running because horse girls are apparently awful to date.
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SneakyFrog posted:can we at least get a robe and a wizard hat? Jukeboxblues posted:Hello I'm here for the prize. 
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Aug 13, 2016 02:30
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Business Gorillas posted:this is the first profile i randomly clicked on right now: she's right tho they are insane
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Aug 13, 2016 02:52
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Business Gorillas posted:this is the first profile i randomly clicked on right now: Guys should love women who are familiar with horses, they're not fazed by anything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDfxxzHzeDw Like that's a part of owning a stallion, is you periodically pry the little impacted concretion of smegma out of his dick. You're used to that. It's no big deal.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:31
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Horse girls/women are the worst people on the planet, Pick The fact that you don't know that tells me you are a wacko
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Aug 13, 2016 03:39
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Nah way man, a lot of my friends are horse people
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Aug 13, 2016 03:43
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Pick posted:Nah way man, a lot of my friends are horse people 
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Aug 13, 2016 03:43
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ElGroucho posted:Horse girls/women are the worst people on the planet, Pick I have known worse people that horse girls/women, but then again I used to be a fairly questionable person in general.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:45
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Like, people who own horses. Not like most of my friends, but a fair number of them from college and etc
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Aug 13, 2016 03:46
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I have never met a non insane horse girl but then again I know mainly insane people because I went to art school so 
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Aug 13, 2016 03:46
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Troposphere posted:I have never met a non insane horse girl but then again I know mainly insane people because I went to art school so lmao i knew a couple women who were art majors and did dressage a good sign imho!
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Aug 13, 2016 03:48
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Pick posted:lmao i knew a couple women who were art majors and did dressage must be nice to literally never have to worry about money
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Aug 13, 2016 03:49
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I knew a girl who masturbated naked with a pvc pipe with a balloon filled with white paint attached to it in front of an entire classroom art school
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Aug 13, 2016 03:53
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Troposphere posted:I knew a girl who masturbated naked with a pvc pipe with a balloon filled with white paint attached to it in front of an entire classroom Weird, that sounds more like a math class.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:56
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Business Gorillas posted:must be nice to literally never have to worry about money They get to live neat lives in some ways but I don't envy them.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:59
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Troposphere posted:I knew a girl who masturbated naked with a pvc pipe with a balloon filled with white paint attached to it in front of an entire classroom I wonder how many of those people just do it because they have an exhibitionism fetish or something.
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Aug 13, 2016 03:59
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I worked with horse people all summer last year and I can confirm they are indeed the worst people
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Aug 13, 2016 04:00
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I've always assumed that art school people would try very hard to pretend not to be rich.
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Aug 13, 2016 04:00
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ishikabibble posted:I wonder how many of those people just do it because they have an exhibitionism fetish or something. I'm gonna go with 100%
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ishikabibble posted:I wonder how many of those people just do it because they have an exhibitionism fetish or something. she was a stripper and her final project was inviting everyone to the strip club she worked at to watch her strip one time she dug a hole in the quad and dressed in a nude unitard and jumped in and out of the hole screaming "BABY HOLE" for hours on end in her dorm room right at the entrance was a huge picture of her vagina her dream was to teach art to children
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Aug 13, 2016 04:17
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Ffs genitals aren't that fuckin amazing to LOOK at
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Aug 13, 2016 04:30
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Pick posted:Ffs genitals aren't that fuckin amazing to LOOK at showing ur vag and putting things in it in public is like the first thing all performance artists do its so boring at this point
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Aug 13, 2016 04:38
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performance art that relies on sexuality is pretty much a complete waste, much like sex jokes. has to be something genuinely interesting/inventive and not poo poo that just relies on the audience going: "Feeling awkward huh? HUH?!?!" But I dunno, maybe it works better in the US.
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Aug 13, 2016 04:43
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there was a guy from my high school that apparently became a huge deal in the NYC art scene. his idea behind performance art was doing the stupidest thing he could think of and try and convince people to give him money for it
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Aug 13, 2016 04:45
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Eric Andre has perfected performance art and showing your genitals for performance art everyone else needs to pack up and go home
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Aug 13, 2016 04:46
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Business Gorillas posted:there was a guy from my high school that apparently became a huge deal in the NYC art scene. his idea behind performance art was doing the stupidest thing he could think of and try and convince people to give him money for it that'll work
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Aug 13, 2016 04:47
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Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to
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Aug 13, 2016 05:04
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Behold my latest performance art piece, in which I parody and ruthlessly critique the common wannabe performance artist cliche of getting naked and or masturbating. *gets naked and masturbates, but provides sarcastic commentary on the artistic significance of each stroke*
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Aug 13, 2016 05:06
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Business Gorillas posted:there was a guy from my high school that apparently became a huge deal in the NYC art scene. his idea behind performance art was doing the stupidest thing he could think of and try and convince people to give him money for it How did you convince people to give you money to post?
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Aug 13, 2016 05:09
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lazorexplosion posted:Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to
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Aug 13, 2016 05:11
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my roommate took a performance art class because she knew it would be easy and it filled her with such rage her final project was her opening a bag of Doritos, placing each chip one by one on the floor, stepping on each one, and then going and sitting down in the audience and clapping for herself she got an A
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Aug 13, 2016 05:22
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I wish all the lovely guys I tried to date had let me known it was just artistic commentary on lovely dating
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Aug 13, 2016 05:33
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Pick posted:Nah way man, a lot of my friends are horse people That explains a lot, actually Troposphere posted:my roommate took a performance art class because she knew it would be easy and it filled her with such rage her final project was her opening a bag of Doritos, placing each chip one by one on the floor, stepping on each one, and then going and sitting down in the audience and clapping for herself rad
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Aug 13, 2016 06:13
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A lot of my non-performing art classes turned into performing art classes because none of them could draw well I can draw well and they all hated me the end
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Aug 13, 2016 06:25
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You performance artists don't deserve a STEM graduate like me .ppt
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I got married pretty young and divorced pretty quickly (less than a year). I initiated the divorce. I felt bad about it but it had to be done. We have not seen each other in eight years. There has been occasional contact over the years via Facebook. I have no hard feelings so didn't see it as a big deal. At some point my ex-husband converted to Catholicism (lol) and once like five years ago he asked me to participate in the annulment process so he can one day get married again in the Catholic church. I said "yeah, sure" and gave him an address to send the paperwork to. It never came. He had been living on the east coast, and somehow moved to the city I was moving to like two months before me. Ex asked me again to participate in the annulment process and I said, "yeah, sure, e-mail me the paperwork." He said he HAD to mail it to me and "To keep things on an even playing field you will find mine below" and gave me his address. wtf? Why would I want your address? Other gems: "I still double take every time I see a white CAR MODEL or dark CAR MODEL, even though both are likely long gone." "My go to comfort food is still stir fry and Dr. Pepper since it was one the first things we cooked together. (Maybe not so much Dr. Pepper now since I cut soda out but apple juice!)" "Band came through City the other week, I found myself kind of hoping you would be there." (I knew he would be there as it was his favorite band so I specifically did not go to this concert). Again. We have been divorced for EIGHT YEARS. He's also been engaged in the interim years. Needless to say, I blocked him on Facebook and did not give him my address.
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