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Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://i.imgur.com/pgrg30q.gifv
he passed out

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Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

The switch in cameras just adds to the comedy effect.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Why the hell is there online blackjack that has a livestream of human dealers sitting in a room somewhere?

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
People want to bet insane amounts of money and don't fully trust computer-only sites. Some want to try to count cards and don't want an infinite number of decks, others just like the human element

Stan Taylor
Oct 13, 2013

Touched Fuzzy, Got Dizzy
I'd say the fact that online gambling sites and weird fake e-casinos even exist is schadenfreude, but there's not any joy to be derived from it. :smith:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PoL61zfFBE

Fail army for the week.

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

http://i.imgur.com/yhOQXr2.gifv

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!

I hate when people react like the girl with the crab.

Ow, it hurts make it stop.
*Friend approaches to help*
NO DON'T TOUCH ME!
*Friend backs away.*
It hurts make it stop!

Suffer you idiot.

JD
Jan 11, 2003

The cow checking if the dude was ok :3:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

JD posted:

The cow checking if the dude was ok :3:

Yeah, the cow was all "drat, dude, are you OK?"
:3:

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.


I was thinking about posting that gif where a lifter annihilates his elbow tendons, but it's less schadenfreude and more loving horrible.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

A White Guy posted:

I was thinking about posting that gif where a lifter annihilates his elbow tendons, but it's less schadenfreude and more loving horrible.

Well here's one that's less loving horrible and more good old juvenile schadenfreude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1B8tfEjQBA

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

UWBW posted:

Christmas story

One year we pissed off our dad so much that he donated all the gifts we were going to get, kept the boxes, and filled them with large rocks. I have two younger brothers, so it was a lot of presents. Talk about a crying fest.

Another year I sassed my dad, and he made me gather up every one of my toys (including my beloved Super Nintendo) and made me donate them myself while he watched. Those of some pro-tier dad disciplinary maneuvers.

Of course my mom's a big softie and always managed to smuggle out one or two...

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Iron Crowned posted:

I think Anthony Weiner. Then again Dems don't campaign on bringing back Christian family values back to the unwashed masses in the wasteland of America

There was John Edwards too.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

Rough Lobster posted:

One year we pissed off our dad so much that he donated all the gifts we were going to get, kept the boxes, and filled them with large rocks. I have two younger brothers, so it was a lot of presents. Talk about a crying fest.

Another year I sassed my dad, and he made me gather up every one of my toys (including my beloved Super Nintendo) and made me donate them myself while he watched. Those of some pro-tier dad disciplinary maneuvers.

Of course my mom's a big softie and always managed to smuggle out one or two...

Did he ever take you to get a Doob Dog?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Rough Lobster posted:

Those of some pro-tier dad disciplinary maneuvers.

I mean, I can generally appreciate this sentiment, but let me just point out that teaching children that an appropriate response to backtalk is to be forced to give away all of one's treasured possessions, personally, might be just a little bit hosed up, disproportionate, and could conceivably lead to, say, a bone-deep loathing for and disrespect of authority figures, which is what poo poo like this when I was growing up led to for me.

To clarify I don't want to tell you that your dad was full of poo poo or whatever, I just like to point out that sometimes (just my feeling but I'd say most times personally) the 'hard' approach doesn't actually lead the best results, especially with human children, when folks bring up how great it was for them. And also that a whole lot of dads are full of poo poo.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Rough Lobster posted:

One year we pissed off our dad so much that he donated all the gifts we were going to get, kept the boxes, and filled them with large rocks. I have two younger brothers, so it was a lot of presents. Talk about a crying fest.

Another year I sassed my dad, and he made me gather up every one of my toys (including my beloved Super Nintendo) and made me donate them myself while he watched. Those of some pro-tier dad disciplinary maneuvers.

Of course my mom's a big softie and always managed to smuggle out one or two...

This is how goons are born.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

no you shut the gently caress up dad

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Nuebot posted:

This is how goons are born.

i can't remember if it was the nes or the snes my dad threw down the staircase shouting Nintend-No!

we'd been sitting up there for hours playing metroid in the hall

it was funny as poo poo and also still worked afterwards, iirc

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Is the little girl at 0:25 wearing a diaper over tights? Because that seems like a poor choice of layering.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

syscall girl posted:

i can't remember if it was the nes or the snes my dad threw down the staircase shouting Nintend-No!

we'd been sitting up there for hours playing metroid in the hall

it was funny as poo poo and also still worked afterwards, iirc

Well yeah, it's a 1980s electronic. They built those to survive World War III so people coming out of the Vaults would have something to do.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


syscall girl posted:

i can't remember if it was the nes or the snes my dad threw down the staircase shouting Nintend-No!

Fantastic

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Mr. Flunchy posted:

The Dumb Moves in Marketing thread started chatting about the notorious random crap in a box scam that ripped off a bunch of gullible goons a couple of years ago.

Then someone posted Bobcat in a Box, which apparently buys random $1 crap off eBay and posts it to you everyday.

Now people are getting badly printed jpgs of trains in the post:




well fine lets cancel this lovely train jpg mailing service


Conclusion:


http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3686051&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=208

not letting this go unnoticed

edit: the actual schadenfreude is on me for reading the thread and going through a bunch of lovely posts about how problematic the term "idiot tax" is

Crocoswine has a new favorite as of 08:31 on Aug 13, 2016

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



FlyinPingu posted:

not letting this go unnoticed

edit: the actual schadenfreude is on me for reading the thread and going through a bunch of lovely posts about how problematic the term "idiot tax" is

I think that was making me laugh more than anything. People getting all upset because of others calling state lotteries "idiot tax".

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Gambling has always been called a tax on the poor and stupid, though.

I guess it's one of those occasions where if you haven't heard it, you're one of the people they're talking about.

Turtlicious
Sep 17, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Couldn't we just call it an addict tax?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Man, I miss when people could tell stories and not have someone get on their soapbox about it.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

RareAcumen posted:

Man, I miss when people could tell stories and not have someone get on their soapbox about it.

My dad made me donate my favourite soapbox after I sassed him. :smith:


Edit: not when I was a kid, this was about 6 weeks ago

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Snowglobe of Doom posted:

My dad made me donate my favourite soapbox after I sassed him. :smith:


Edit: not when I was a kid, this was about 6 weeks ago

Me and my brother fought all the time when I was little so my parents made me put him on a boat with no oars and shove him down the river. :negative:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

RareAcumen posted:

Me and my brother fought all the time when I was little so my parents made me put him on a boat with no oars and shove him down the river. :negative:

Noah way!

Edit:
Wait....

Moses been hard!

Solice Kirsk has a new favorite as of 14:13 on Aug 13, 2016

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
No, "aweigh".

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Rough Lobster posted:

One year we pissed off our dad so much that he donated all the gifts we were going to get, kept the boxes, and filled them with large rocks. I have two younger brothers, so it was a lot of presents. Talk about a crying fest.

Another year I sassed my dad, and he made me gather up every one of my toys (including my beloved Super Nintendo) and made me donate them myself while he watched. Those of some pro-tier dad disciplinary maneuvers.

Of course my mom's a big softie and always managed to smuggle out one or two...

Lmao thanks for letting us know what a oval office your dad was, this is some good schadenfreude.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
This one time back when I was 8 I accidentally broke my dad's favorite beer mug. Thankfully he was a good guy and only broke my left hand's thumb as punishment. Boy did I never forget that!

I feel sorry most people who had their right hand's thumbs broken whever they screwed up, and I'm thankful that my parents weren't as strict as theirs - my dad had 2 fingers missing from cigar cutter punishments.

At least I can know that I was brought up right and I'm not going to be one of those idiot hippies that will raise a feral kid due to not having proper punishments

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

LonsomeSon posted:

To clarify I don't want to tell you that your dad was full of poo poo or whatever, I just like to point out that sometimes (just my feeling but I'd say most times personally) the 'hard' approach doesn't actually lead the best results, especially with human children, when folks bring up how great it was for them. And also that a whole lot of dads are full of poo poo.

Sort of reminds me of that one guy who got mad his teenage daughter was saying dumb things on social media so he recorded himself taking out a .45 and emptied the magazine into it and then said she owed him the money for the laptop and the ammunition too. There's teaching a lesson and then there's just being a dick.

Edit: Said video. https://youtu.be/kl1ujzRidmU

Feel like this is probably a can of loving worms I'm opening :v:

Tracula has a new favorite as of 16:12 on Aug 13, 2016

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

I have to applaud his....tenacity for trying to shoot everything he doesn't like

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

LonsomeSon posted:

I mean, I can generally appreciate this sentiment, but let me just point out that teaching children that an appropriate response to backtalk is to be forced to give away all of one's treasured possessions, personally, might be just a little bit hosed up, disproportionate, and could conceivably lead to, say, a bone-deep loathing for and disrespect of authority figures, which is what poo poo like this when I was growing up led to for me.

To clarify I don't want to tell you that your dad was full of poo poo or whatever, I just like to point out that sometimes (just my feeling but I'd say most times personally) the 'hard' approach doesn't actually lead the best results, especially with human children, when folks bring up how great it was for them. And also that a whole lot of dads are full of poo poo.

lol you were a terrible little poo poo when you were a kid

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


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