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buttcrackmenace posted:lol S3 episode 1. Crewman Hogan gets munched right at the start, Evil Dead style One day realigning the proton emitters, the next monster poo poo.
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Aug 13, 2016 22:32
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also one of the cavemen pointed at Kes and distinctly used the word "chingan" the writers were having fun with this one
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Aug 13, 2016 22:43
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aaand misc crewman with one word of dialog just got munched this is fun
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Aug 13, 2016 22:47
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buttcrackmenace posted:lol S3 episode 1. Crewman Hogan gets munched right at the start, Evil Dead style I tried watching the intro to this episode but MY GOD Voyager is like nails on a chalkboard to me at this point.
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Aug 13, 2016 22:48
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S2E2 Sulu ==awesome
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Aug 13, 2016 23:34
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all of the chairs on bridge of the Excelsior are on casters "Helm, hard about!" **entire bridge crew scoots into the opposite wall**
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Aug 13, 2016 23:44
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The best part is that the crewman who gets turbofucked on that hostile deathplanet that Seska leaves them on becomes a plot-relevant bit of continuity next season. RIP crewman Walked into A Cave, you proved Intelligent Design happened.
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Aug 14, 2016 00:52
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buttcrackmenace posted:all of the chairs on bridge of the Excelsior are on casters Shouldn't the inertial dampeners take care of that? You'd have to have a dedicated department just for blotting coffee out of the berber.
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Aug 14, 2016 00:58
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Trials and Tribble at ions is the better anniversary episode because worf has to explain klingon head ridges
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Glad I'm taking notes on each episode as I go so I can compare them. Some redditor made an "essential" episodes list and he included a lot of poo poo you don't need to watch because it got his dick hard or some such. So on a suggestion in the other Star Trek thread, I'm making my own  list.
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Arcsquad12 posted:Trials and Tribble at ions is the better anniversary episode because worf
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criscodisco posted:Shouldn't the inertial dampeners take care of that? You'd have to have a dedicated department just for blotting coffee out of the berber. Inertial dampeners are the first casualty of a firefight.
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Aug 14, 2016 02:32
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DrBouvenstein posted:One things that's always bothered me in TNG, DS9, and VOY, is people wearing costumes in the Holodeck. There are several ways this makes sense to me: a) it's a crafts project that they take pride in (I think this is especialy true of O'Brien and Bashir's WW2 pilot getup) b) they like being seen in their costumes (contrast with Seven of Nine in VOY, when she definitely does use holo-clothes becaue she doesn't want other people to know she's experimenting with holo-dating) c) holo-clothes don't feel right and ruin their immersion d) in the future, cosplay - originally only a Japanese thing, you may remember, and not popular in the West until after c. 2000 CE - is extremely mainstream and as such almost everyone has several sets of costumes for their favorite dress-up activities
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Apollodorus posted:d) in the future, cosplay - originally only a Japanese thing, you may remember, and not popular in the West until after c. 2000 CE - is extremely mainstream and as such almost everyone has several sets of costumes for their favorite dress-up activities It's like dressing up with a Goku shirt when you go watch Resurrection of F, or punching some guy in the face during an Avengers movie.
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Aug 14, 2016 03:38
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if you don't dress up the holo people will know you're from the future and that will violate the holographic prime directive
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FilthyImp posted:I think that's the closest to the actual truth. I remember Pulaski being all "LOL I just replicated these dirty loving whore rags this morning. What a quaint use of our limitless power" in the Moriarty episode. Pulaski was pretty awesome like that.
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Aug 14, 2016 04:42
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Apollodorus posted:There are several ways this makes sense to me: Well the truth is that it looks good on camera and helps telegraph a character's actions but I'm going to pretend it's so you don't end up getting jizz stains all over your work clothes.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:31
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Holo clothes are a solid force field and when you fart you have to feel it travel up your back to your neck hole so you don't feel sexy and that's the whole point of the holodeck.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:38
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criscodisco posted:Holo clothes are a solid force field and when you fart you have to feel it travel up your back to your neck hole so you don't feel sexy and that's the whole point of the holodeck. Assless force fields were deleted from the timeline in the Temporal Cold War.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:45
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computer create a force field that can defeat my farts
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Aug 14, 2016 05:46
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No wonder the Vulcans didn't want us running all over, they'd seen all the 29th century humans meddling in poo poo recently.
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Aug 14, 2016 05:47
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Between that and the events of First Contact the Vulcans must have thought we were like the weird time war aliens like the Krenim of the Alpha Quadrant.
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Speaking of the Krenim why was Voyager not prepared for them after Kes went backward through time and warned everyone about them, their weapons and how to beat them. The Krenim shows up and everyone is like "Oh gently caress we can't deal with their weaponry captain!" Answer: Bad Writing
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VectorSigma posted:if you don't dress up the holo people will know you're from the future and that will violate the holographic prime directive Plus for maximum verisimilitude you need to keep wearing the costume when you go back to work. No time to change back into uniform in the go-go world of the future.
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Fat Shat Sings posted:computer create a force field that can defeat my farts "Structural integrity of pants at 15%, failure imminent."
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criscodisco posted:Holo clothes are a solid force field and when you fart you have to feel it travel up your back to your neck hole so you don't feel sexy and that's the whole point of the holodeck. Well now I'm wondering about their skin tight one piece jumpsuits they wear 24/7, I'm guessing they zip them off after a long day and it's just visible cartoon stink lines radiating outward
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Aug 14, 2016 06:40
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Trast posted:"Structural integrity of pants at 15%, failure imminent."  I'm detecting micro-fractures along the seat of my underwear, damage to secondary layers of pants The Leola Root Stew particulate matter is in a state of flux, highly energized and reacting violently with the barrier's leading edge. Maybe if we re-route power from primary dong restraint combine that with an asymmetrical tachyon inversion in the secondary ball sweat reduction matrix
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Aug 14, 2016 06:45
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Star Trek Season 8: Data experiments with farts, Worf goes Vegan and fills 10-Forward with noxious gas, Geordie and Troi deal with an unruly computer update to the main processor core.
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Aug 14, 2016 07:51
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For what it's worth, Kate Mulgrew's autobiograhy is in the two-for-one sale on Audible: https://www.audible.com/sp/2for1/re...f_rd_s=center-1 
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FilthyImp posted:Star Trek Season 8: Worf went straight to DS9 I believe. Immersion ruined.
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shovelbum posted:No wonder the Vulcans didn't want us running all over, they'd seen all the depraved poo poo we got up to once we invented the holodeck
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Aug 14, 2016 10:36
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I'm really tickled by the idea that calm, reasoned, renaissance-man Picard likes to spend his time on the holodeck giving holo-Troi a Cleveland Steamer.
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Aug 14, 2016 10:38
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DS9 has objectively the best pilot and finale. You don't have to think it's the best Star Trek, that's up for debate, but it's definitely the best when it comes to pilot/finale.
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cheerfullydrab posted:DS9 has objectively the best pilot and finale. You don't have to think it's the best Star Trek, that's up for debate, but it's definitely the best when it comes to pilot/finale. DS9 Pilot: You are the Space Prophet. DS9 Finale: I am the Space Prophet.
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Mister Macys posted:For what it's worth, Kate Mulgrew's autobiograhy is in the two-for-one sale on Audible: *unconventional Irish Catholics"
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Aug 14, 2016 13:46
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Redgrendel2001 posted:*unconventional Irish Catholics" *never been 4000 miles of Ireland*
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happyhippy posted:DS9 Pilot: You are the Space Prophet. It should have ended with everyone jumping up and doing a high five where they freeze frame and cut to credits.
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Aug 14, 2016 14:03
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"If Sisko is allowed to wear a dashiki, then Janeway gets to kiss the holo-blarney stone, drat it." It all makes sense now
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Oberleutnant posted:I'm really tickled by the idea that calm, reasoned, renaissance-man Picard likes to spend his time on the holodeck giving holo-Troi a Cleveland Steamer. He would probably do the cool and collected pensive approach to designing the holoprogram too, like he is in a staff meeting or debating with an ambassador. "Computer. *clasps hands* Perhaps we should change Troi's expression from one of disinterest to.....one of interest" "Computer. Lower the ambient temperature by 3 degrees, The viscosity seems a bit off. *hitting padd* Hmmm another degree."
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