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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(
I'd like to think that, just once, that was a preventative measure rather than something that already happened, but I should probably know better.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

gently caress you, i won't do what ya tell me

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3L2GbS9UZBY

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.


I see a sign saying don't pump gas while talking on a cellphone. I see another sign saying don't pump gas into low-mounted orifices on my body. I don't see a sign discouraging speaking on a cellphone while pumping gas into a low-mounted orifice on my body.

If I live I bet I'll get super powers.

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

Fabulousity posted:

I see a sign saying don't pump gas while talking on a cellphone. I see another sign saying don't pump gas into low-mounted orifices on my body. I don't see a sign discouraging speaking on a cellphone while pumping gas into a low-mounted orifice on my body.

If I live I bet I'll get super powers.

I see a sign saying don't pump gas while on a cellphone/rear end in a top hat but I don't see a sign for no lighters.

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.gifv

How was I suppose to know?

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Nude posted:

I see a sign saying don't pump gas while on a cellphone/rear end in a top hat but I don't see a sign for no lighters.

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.gifv

How was I suppose to know?

At no point in that video does she do the right thing. Pretty impressive really.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

The moose test already caused much Schadenfreude 20 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzGsvZLT3tE
(In German)

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Nude posted:

I see a sign saying don't pump gas while on a cellphone/rear end in a top hat but I don't see a sign for no lighters.

http://i.imgur.com/b4eF3fl.gifv

How was I suppose to know?

I don't know what she was trying to accomplish with the lighter in the first place.

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Met posted:

I don't know what she was trying to accomplish with the lighter in the first place.

Spider crawling on pump, maybe?

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

Met posted:

I don't know what she was trying to accomplish with the lighter in the first place.

It's been posted before and it was probably explained as insurance fraud or something, I don't recall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IMlaimDzTg



TheRagamuffin posted:

Spider crawling on pump, maybe?

loving spiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKrmvM-3hzw

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.
Oh my god, I was just joking! I had no idea someone had actually been that stupid..... :negative:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


TheRagamuffin posted:

Oh my god, I was just joking! I had no idea someone had actually been that stupid..... :negative:

Don't worry. It's always an insurance scam.

The Sausages
Sep 30, 2012

What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?
Seems relevant

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

The Sausages posted:

Seems relevant



Seems fake

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





MisterOblivious posted:

It's been posted before and it was probably explained as insurance fraud or something, I don't recall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IMlaimDzTg


loving spiders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKrmvM-3hzw

Why is the first thing they always do 'pull the nozzle out of the gas tank?'

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Because it is.
Both kids would have been hit in the head.

The mask is also covering the shadow when the boy jumps to the side as someone in the GIF thread pointed out.

The original still holds up and is OSHA as gently caress.


caleramaen posted:

Why is the first thing they always do 'pull the nozzle out of the gas tank?'

It's what their parents told them: Pull out and pray nothing happens

Lurking Haro fucked around with this message at 14:33 on Aug 14, 2016

Bokito
Jul 25, 2007
Going Ape
In the ongoing series "Industrial Machinery Will Kill You", I present you:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=391_1471157156

NSFW!

sinekumquat
Jun 12, 2005

the most dangerous philosopher in the west
College Slice

KiteAuraan posted:


Japan realized it was a dumb idea. Let that sink in for a minute China.

Chinese tabloids are reporting the creator only has a primary school education and this is likely an investment scam due to an unusual P2P financing system

Alpine Mustache
Jul 11, 2000

Bokito posted:

In the ongoing series "Industrial Machinery Will Kill You", I present you:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=391_1471157156

NSFW!

Saw the preview image for the video.

Nope, not clicking play.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Gorilla Salad posted:

What I don't understand is why a net at all. The waterslide strapped patrons into a big inflatable raft. It was more like a Disney log ride than a waterslide.

So - why not make it so that the raft cannot lift up? Put some guy wires from it to the walls of the slide so it can still move about but can't fly up high enough to take a kid's head off.


The raft they used with 3 point safety harness visible:




Slide in action:




I'm guessing the raft lifted up enough that the kid got the "safety net" support under his chin, which then pressed his neck against his seat. His seatbelt held him in place and the forward motion did the rest.


God, imagine being the poor bastard sitting behind him when it happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6VhtGiQUc&t=60s

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Bokito posted:

In the ongoing series "Industrial Machinery Will Kill You", I present you:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=391_1471157156

NSFW!

loving hell :gonk:

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!


Um... Yeah....
I think for once I'll lie to a site and say that I'm under 18

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
If anyone's on the fence, it's not gory. But I'm pretty sure that guy isn't walking away from it.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Elysiume posted:

If anyone's on the fence, it's not gory. But I'm pretty sure that guy isn't walking away from it.

Much like the crab from the gif that got crushed and sucked into the pipe.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Elysiume posted:

If anyone's on the fence, it's not gory. But I'm pretty sure that guy isn't walking away from it.

Thanks to this thread, even the phrase 'on the fence' makes me feel queasy.

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

I feel like if he got totally hamburger'd it'd be less horrific, honestly

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

FlyinPingu posted:

I feel like if he got totally hamburger'd it'd be less horrific, honestly

He's hamburgered, it's just wrapped up neatly in a skin-bag that still resembles a human being.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Have the video of the guy getting sucked into a jet engine been posted here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FsrNEeqd6Q

His hardhat is what creates all the flames shooting out of the backend. How he didn't follow it I have no idea.


Not gonna post the picture of the guy getting pulled into the 737 engine, because holy gently caress.

PittTheElder fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Aug 14, 2016

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

FlyinPingu posted:

I feel like if he got totally hamburger'd it'd be less horrific, honestly

I am thinking broken vertebrae, multiple rib fractures with lung/heart injuries probable?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

GabbiLB
Jul 14, 2004

~toot~

PittTheElder posted:

Have the video of the guy getting sucked into a jet engine been posted here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FsrNEeqd6Q

His hardhat is what creates all the flames shooting out of the backend. How he didn't follow it I have no idea.

Somehow he got sucked into the bypass and not the intake itself. That dude should have bought a lotto ticket that day.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Idiot Bite the gif.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Buhbuhj posted:

Somehow he got sucked into the bypass and not the intake itself. That dude should have bought a lotto ticket that day.

It's a turbojet though, I don't think it has a bypass. Def should have bought that lotto ticket.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Someone on Reddit posted:

bought what I thought was a NOS hakko 801 from aiexpress, turned out it was fake. got my money back and while I'm waiting for a genuine 810b to arrive, I decided to see how bad the fake hakko was.

after warming it up, realized that the temperature pot must have been defective because even turned all the way down, it was too hot to work with. I clicked "off" which turns off the elemen t while letting the fan run, walked away from my desk, and when I came back a minute later, the f*ing thing was on fire. if I had been dealing with a customer, my entire shop would have been burned to the ground.

so yeah, lesson learned: don't leave chinese electronics plugged in and unattended.

Platystemon fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Aug 15, 2016

Slanderer
May 6, 2007

I think some of the technicians in our lab at work have knockoff Hakko hot air guns or soldering stations like this, except they say "QUAKKO" in pretty much the same font and apparently work well.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



poo poo that made me run and check if any of my irons are still on.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Whoops,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZDinfMIWPM

Someone forgot to shore up the walls and some buildings fell down. No biggie.

edit : bonus "do not stand near burning cars"

Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 05:58 on Aug 15, 2016

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Bokito posted:

In the ongoing series "Industrial Machinery Will Kill You", I present you:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=391_1471157156

NSFW!

Now do a search on live leak for "lathe accident". Fun fact: If you ever want to relocate your arm and also your face, wear loose clothing while working a lathe!

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