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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Raku posted:

Adjusted for opponents he was probably the best ever

Speaking as someone who kind of thinks Henry will be pretty good :rolleyes:

Also quoting high school stats is something.

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Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

NippleFloss posted:

Walker did it in 11 games.

Also, half a yard less per carry. And against only one ranked team.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

HELL YEAH CARDALE JONES TIME

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

fsif posted:

HELL YEAH CARDALE JONES TIME

he didnt come to play no loving school

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Lol Cardale is massive

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The Rams should have switched to the throwbacks permanently, great uni

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Raku posted:

Also, half a yard less per carry. And against only one ranked team.

Henry had worse yards per carry than Elliot, Mccaffery, Fournette, and Cook, along with a bunch of other less well known RBs last year. Is that the metric that counts?

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

NippleFloss posted:

Henry had worse yards per carry than Elliot, Mccaffery, Fournette, and Cook, along with a bunch of other less well known RBs last year. Is that the metric that counts?

Those guys played lovely teams though.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NippleFloss posted:

Henry had worse yards per carry than Elliot, Mccaffery, Fournette, and Cook, along with a bunch of other less well known RBs last year. Is that the metric that counts?

Only thing that counts is the Heisman :v:

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer
So yeah, how about that holdout, Chargers? Your D-Line still looks like poo poo, maybe you cocksuckers should think about giving Bosa a call now.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

aperion posted:

So yeah, how about that holdout, Chargers? Your D-Line still looks like poo poo, maybe you cocksuckers should think about giving Bosa a call now.

It's about ethics in screwing over draft picks. They can't give in.

aperion
May 15, 2007

i want to believe
Grimey Drawer

Grittybeard posted:

It's about ethics in screwing over draft picks. They can't give in.

is this smashmouth? i can't tell with how much the titans announcers keep using the word, it feels like it has no meaning anymore

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

aperion posted:

So yeah, how about that holdout, Chargers? Your D-Line still looks like poo poo, maybe you cocksuckers should think about giving Bosa a call now.

That's just the power of exotic smashmouth Bosa couldn't have helped

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Raku posted:

Those guys played lovely teams though.

He's still behind all but Fournette considering only average ypc against ranked opponents. Those guys also played for worse teams with less talent around them.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

NippleFloss posted:

He's still behind all but Fournette considering only average ypc against ranked opponents. Those guys also played for worse teams with less talent around them.

Every one of those teams had better lines than Alabama, straight up. Most of them had better quarterbacks as well.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Raku posted:

Every one of those teams had better lines than Alabama, straight up. Most of them had better quarterbacks as well.

shut the gently caress up Jake Coker is rookie OTY :(

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Scionix posted:

shut the gently caress up Jake Coker is rookie OTY :(

me posting:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

My team that won a national championship was secretly really bad!

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Which Charger will Henry injure first

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

NippleFloss posted:

My team that won a national championship was secretly really bad!

what adjective would you use to describe one "Jacob Coker"

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
Raku lol

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Prescott is done, what game to watch now

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Raku posted:

Which Charger will Henry injure first

Why would you say this

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

Scionix posted:

what adjective would you use to describe one "Jacob Coker"

this is an important exercise TFF please chip in here

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Cardale can def hang with the third stringers

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Cardale Jones loving rules

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

fsif posted:

Cardale Jones loving rules

I'm glad he has a degree to fall back, just in case

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Metapod posted:

Why would you say this

He took out someone like every game last year just by bumping into them. It started funny and then got sad.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Scionix posted:

this is an important exercise TFF please chip in here

:jerkbag:

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

GOT YOU

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Raku posted:

He took out someone like every game last year just by bumping into them. It started funny and then got sad.



whats going on here? is this person concussed?

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

blue squares posted:

whats going on here

derrick henry concussed a db and he tried to go to our huddle

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
He's so concussed he lines up with the wrong team

Bonham
Aug 14, 2009

Kill! Kill! Kill!

blue squares posted:

whats going on here? is this person concussed?

That kid doesn't know where he is and his life just got a year shorter

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Bonham posted:

That kid doesn't know where he is and his life just got a year shorter

tell me they took him out of the game after that

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

blue squares posted:

tell me they took him out of the game after that

yes ofc, you can see our O-line pointing at him so the refs get him

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

lol at J. Showers, especially after Dak's half

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Kroenke and Goodell sitting in a tree, HATE HATE RAGE

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Goddamn Rex is really getting fat again

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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

I'm a mess in distress
But we're still the best dressed
Enos Stanley Kroenke sucks

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