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Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
I pick 6'4 Dwight King

Final roster (minus spares) of the Carolina Monsters and Midgets. Nobody between 5'10 and 6'3, coach included.


Laine - Hayes - Gallagher
Ennis - Bjugstad - Gionta
Lowry - Matthias - Hayes #2
Griffith - Marchessault - King

Chara - Hamilton
Ristolainen - Bowmeester
Sustr - Staal

Hellebuyck
Smith

Coached by Mr Barry Trotz

I'm pretty happy with the defense, coaching, and goaltending. That forward group is atrocious though. Missing Getzlaf / Thornton hurt.

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I take RW Sam Gagner

Boomer The Cannon
Oct 27, 2011

Gotta see it live!


Toronto takes Tommy Wingels.

E:
Lucic - Matthews - Niedereitter
Wennberg - O'Reilly - Stafford
Abdelkader - Sheahan - Soshnikov
MacKenzie - Wingels - Garbutt

Beaulieu - Shattenkirk
Kindl - Trouba
Nurse - McQuaid

Vasilevsky

Scratch: Prout

Boomer The Cannon fucked around with this message at 16:16 on Aug 13, 2016

tofes
Mar 31, 2011

#1 Milpitas Dave and Buster's superfan since 2013
Give me a backup goalie named...Khudobin

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I'll take Torrey Mitchell because he seems fine.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



Jordan7hm posted:

I pick 6'4 Dwight King

Final roster (minus spares) of the Carolina Monsters and Midgets. Nobody between 5'10 and 6'3, coach included.


Laine - Hayes - Gallagher
Ennis - Bjugstad - Gionta
Lowry - Matthias - Hayes #2
Griffith - Marchessault - King

Chara - Hamilton
Ristolainen - Bowmeester
Sustr - Staal

Hellebuyck
Smith

Coached by Mr Barry Trotz

I'm pretty happy with the defense, coaching, and goaltending. That forward group is atrocious though. Missing Getzlaf / Thornton hurt.

That forward group is impressively bad, what with the one vaguely legitimate first line forward.
Also the LD group of Chara-Bouwmeester-Staal is not going to age well. In fact, it isn't already.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
I need to undo the damage of the therrien regime

devante smith-pelley

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Give me two years of Mikhail Grabovski as a reward for loving with Randy Carlyle and his ability to slot up and down the lineup when necessary.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




A new pick for a new day. Calgary takes Adam Pardy because I just don't care and I remember him having decent fancy stats but falling the eye test. Which is basically my whole team.

I can't see the sheet since I'm phone posting at work so if he was taken earlier someone is an idiot and also I will pick a new player on my next break.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Furnaceface posted:

A new pick for a new day. Calgary takes Adam Pardy because I just don't care and I remember him having decent fancy stats but falling the eye test. Which is basically my whole team.

I can't see the sheet since I'm phone posting at work so if he was taken earlier someone is an idiot and also I will pick a new player on my next break.

He also needs a contract.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I don't like this new format for West Coasters because it means I have to get up at 7 AM on a weekend if I don't want players on my radar like Gagner taken before I can.

Time to figure something out, I guess.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Yaya posted:

I don't like this new format for West Coasters because it means I have to get up at 7 AM on a weekend if I don't want players on my radar like Gagner taken before I can.

Time to figure something out, I guess.

Im okay with moving it to 1 pm for west coasters

Lol like people on the west coast watch hockey

Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006

Paul Postma as 6th D. Dude is fast with good fancies.

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black
Gimme Fedor Tyutin

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
I'll take Boyd Gordon as my 4th line center because he had a 57.9% faceoff percentage last season and someone who is good at faceoffs and shot suppression seems like an important thing for a penalty kill/4th line to have.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
The Mighty Ducks are pleased to announce a throw back to classic hockey.

Coach Dan Bylsma has been named player/ coach and is now signed for $10 mil per year. This rounds out the 4th line and addresses the cap floor issue.

:smugdog:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Flyinglemur posted:

The Mighty Ducks are pleased to announce a throw back to classic hockey.

Coach Dan Bylsma has been named player/ coach and is now signed for $10 mil per year. This rounds out the 4th line and addresses the cap floor issue.

:smugdog:

Just pick Pronger and make him an assistant or something.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Aug 13, 2016

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

I'll take Chris Stewart because he's a useful dude.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Gimme Linus Ullmark to play backup. He managed to be above league average playing for buffalo (in his very limited sample). Fits with my team age and if all goes great he could even push varly in a couple seasons for the starter gig.

Cocaine Bear fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Aug 13, 2016

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
I will update the sheet in a bit but I'll take Emelin.

T-Bone
Sep 14, 2004

jakes did this?
Olli Juolevi
John Hynes
Steven Santini
Michal Kempny
Jeff Zatkoff

Connor-Giroux-Berglund
Foligno-Toews-Schmaltz
Rantanen-Zajac-Eller

Spurgeon-Demers
Krug-Provorov
Kempny-Santini

Rask
Zatkoff

Coach John Hynes

Scratches: Imagine them
CHL: Tkachuk, Dubois, Juolevi

T-Bone fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Aug 13, 2016

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Zacha-Malkin-Hossa
Landeskog-Kuznetsov-Henrique
Calvert-Couturier-Doan
Ritchie-Sundqvist-Ritchie

Greene-Boychuk
Gudas-Daley
Matheson-Schultz

Murray
Armalis


Alexander Nylander
Nick Ritchie
Oskar Sundqvist
Brett Ritchie
Mantas Armalis

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Aug 13, 2016

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Flyinglemur posted:

I will update the sheet in a bit but I'll take Emelin.

Eheheheh

Brodeurs Nanny
Nov 2, 2006

Parise-Bergeron-Simmonds
Steen-Kadri-Buchnevich
Beleskey-Karlsson-Mantha
Larsson-Smith-Josefson

Doughty-McNabb
Werenski-Hamonic
Pysyk-Postma

Elliot
Johnson

Coach: Julien

100+ points right here.

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Yaya posted:

I don't like this new format for West Coasters because it means I have to get up at 7 AM on a weekend if I don't want players on my radar like Gagner taken before I can.

Time to figure something out, I guess.

I proposed a solution and no one cared

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Ginette Reno posted:





Alexander Nylander
Nick Ritchie
Oskar Sundqvist
Brett Ritchie
Mantas Armalis

Haha wow you're a real son of a bitch

mentholmoose
Nov 5, 2009

YKNOW THERES ONLY ONE DIRECTION I KNOW AND THATS DRIVIN STRAIGHT TO THE NET
Gimme Nic Petan.


e: Daniel Sedin-Tyler Seguin-Jakub Voracek
Sam Bennett-Nicklas Backstrom-Travis Konecny
Andrew Cogliano-Tomas Plekanec-J.T. Miller
Riley Nash-Nick Cousins-Nic Petan

Sami Vatanen-Michael Stone
Julius Honka-Dan Hamhuis
Brandon Davidson-Brandon Manning

Ben Bishop
Philipp Grubauer

Coach: Peter Laviolette

mentholmoose fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Aug 13, 2016

Otis Reddit
Nov 14, 2006

Brodeurs Nanny posted:

Parise-Bergeron-Simmonds
Steen-Kadri-Buchnevich
Beleskey-Karlsson-Mantha
Larsson-Smith-Josefson

Doughty-McNabb
Werenski-Hamonic
Pysyk-Postma

Elliot
Johnson

Coach: Julien

100+ points right here.

:barf: :barf:

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Technetium posted:

Haha wow you're a real son of a bitch

Which one did you want? The Ritchie Bros or the Preying Mantas?

e: oh I see you had the other Nylander my b

Ginette Reno fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Aug 13, 2016

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I'll finish my bottom line with LW Brendan Leipsic since he isn't complete poo poo at scoring and is good at pissing off people.


Eriksson - Stamkos - R. Smith
Fiala - Trocheck - Donskoi
Arvidsson - Grigorenko - Read
Leipsic - Laughton - Salomaki

Barrie - Klefbom
C. Murphy - R. Murray
Petrovic - Sanheim

Andersen
Korpisalo

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 21:41 on Aug 13, 2016

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
My cap space and lack of legitimate goaltending is forcing me to do The Thing and draft the most elite of goalies in James Russell Howard III

However, I'm phone posting, so if someone wouldn't mind updating the spreadsheet for me, I would really appreciate it.


Boomer The Cannon posted:

Toronto takes Tommy Wingels.

E:
Lucic - Matthews - Niedereitter
Wennberg - O'Reilly - Stafford
Abdelkader - Sheahan - Soshnikov
MacKenzie - Wingels - Garbutt

Beaulieu - Shattenkirk
Kindl - Trouba
Nurse - McQuaid

Vasilevsky

Scratch: Prout

PS gently caress you

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

Ginette Reno posted:

Which one did you want? The Ritchie Bros or the Preying Mantas?

e: oh I see you had the other Nylander my b

I honestly kept forgetting about the Ritchie bros but I had Alex Nylander typed in and everything and figured I'd risk another round

But still it's all your fault

the talent deficit
Dec 20, 2003

self-deprecation is a very british trait, and problems can arise when the british attempt to do so with a foreign culture





gimme luca sbisa for cap reasons

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004

uhhhh scott mayfield

Technetium
Oct 26, 2006

TRILOBITE TECHNICIAN
QUITE POSSIBLY GAY

the talent deficit posted:

gimme luca sbisa for cap reasons

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

e: I literally found a probably better more expensive defenseman in five seconds

Technetium fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Aug 14, 2016

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Technetium posted:

Whyyyyyyyyyyy

e: I literally found a probably better more expensive defenseman in five seconds

Sbisa and emelin in the same round loving :lol:

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Now that Sbisa has gone, all we need is Foundational Piece Brandon Sutter to go, too.

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002



I almost forgot about this. I will take Nikolai Kulemin to anchor an overpaid 4th line.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
noted bad punchman Micheal McCarron hoping he turns into something decent

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Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I'll take Jiri Tlusty. he doesn't have a contract but whatever this is pretend, he's been a valuable bottom six player for a bunch of years in a row and everyone sucks

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