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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

hostile apostle posted:

600 lb ANFO IED detonates under MRAP, Afghanistan 2015

http://gfycat.com/HonorableWetHog.gifv

I'm glad no one was in the hatch for that one :stare:

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

CommieGIR posted:

I'm glad no one was in the hatch for that one :stare:

Still a very bad day for the occupants.

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
everyone survived fortunately

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

hostile apostle posted:

everyone survived fortunately

How the gently caress. :stare:

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

hostile apostle posted:

everyone survived fortunately

No loving way.

:stonk:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
So long as everybody and everything inside was strapped in tight, yeah, that looks pretty survivable. That said, everybody inside almost certainly got their brains scrambled. Not a fun ride.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
So they reopened Action park, huh?

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Godholio posted:

How the gently caress. :stare:
Big fuckoff v-hull and blast seating. Gonna have a hell of a sore fukken neck tho.

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

hostile apostle posted:

600 lb ANFO IED detonates under MRAP, Afghanistan 2015

http://gfycat.com/HonorableWetHog.gifv

God dang

We had one of our MRAPs take a blast so hard its cab severed from the main compartment or whatever it's called. Everyone walked away :stare:

I was very happy after we got MRAPS

Plus they had fun built-in idiot checks. We had some lame duck infantry major who finished his XO time and was kept aboard as the "ops supervisor" above our company commander (back when a single company was in charge of the entire Wardak Province) and demanded to accompany patrols sometimes even though he had no real authority or position in the chain of command. One day he hosed up his dismount and had a old man limp for weeks after the MRAP rear door closed on his femur.

Zeris fucked around with this message at 20:58 on Aug 10, 2016

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The link is broke is there another for the MRAP porn?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Blind Rasputin posted:

The link is broke is there another for the MRAP porn?

It's not broken, but it doesn't play with iOS well.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Whoa. How the gently caress do you survive that. The passenger compartment is clearly built to be tough but the concussive force would surely cause a bunch of diffuse axonal brain injury.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Blind Rasputin posted:

Whoa. How the gently caress do you survive that. The passenger compartment is clearly built to be tough but the concussive force would surely cause a bunch of diffuse axonal brain injury.

Army people require little brain function to remain combat effective

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Wanna eat that cake

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Ahhh, William Blandy :allears:

quote:

"The bomb will not start a chain-reaction in the water converting it all to gas and letting the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole. It will not destroy gravity. I am not an atomic playboy, as one of my critics labeled me, exploding these bombs to satisfy my personal whim."

hostile apostle
Aug 29, 2006
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
Stadia didn't outlive SA but it did outlive Lowtax - Happy Birthday Stadia! #ad
:stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia::stadia:
http://i.imgur.com/x5DNo9e.gifv

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_RXMzXlQlw

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Liz knows how to throw some serious shade

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yGJYryj-QY

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


I've heard middle school bands play better than that.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Still. Funny.

Suck a dick, Russia.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Duke Chin posted:

Still. Funny.

Suck a dick, Russia.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


found this gem in my favorites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GgrGvqYUjY

and this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATgx7hVU50Y

Cabbage Disrespect
Apr 24, 2009

ROBUST COMBAT
Leonard Riflepiss
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/Malcolmite/status/764415555034025988

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
http://crossfade.io/#!/u20slip2yh

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Well that's just annoying. Something awful has done much better in the past:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sQnnYLA7A

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Blind Rasputin posted:

Well that's just annoying. Something awful has done much better in the past:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sQnnYLA7A

No no, that fits with the way that movie is interpreted by most Conservatives.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Inappropriate? That is the most appropriate music.

Miloshe
Oct 25, 2009

The little chicken girl wants me to ease up!
He can't handle!
He cries like woman!

How the gently caress have I never seen this before?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPVdVw5XaPw

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
His wife is thinking "holy loving shitballs".

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ndqbIHqcLk&t=75s

Mister Speaker fucked around with this message at 08:42 on Aug 14, 2016

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
You know what? I probably would've whipped out my dick and started pissing on the fucker, too, given the circumstances. gently caress ied builders. Just tell that retard recording it to delete the footage next time.

onezero
Nov 20, 2003

veritas vos liberabit

ded posted:

His wife is thinking "holy loving shitballs".

This story does not end well for anyone:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...335c_story.html

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Slim Pickens posted:

You know what? I probably would've whipped out my dick and started pissing on the fucker, too, given the circumstances. gently caress ied builders. Just tell that retard recording it to delete the footage next time.

Same. gently caress those cocksuckers.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

Same. gently caress those cocksuckers.

yep. not to mention johnny taliban decided to hang the severed arm of a dead marine from a tree. thus they reaped the whirlwind

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Hey guys, please don't highlight the reason we can't move beyond committing warcrimes out of sheer rage.

Everytime some fucknut decides that violating prisoner's rights is a good idea, you just provide motivation for the next generation of IED builders.

Stop letting emotional appeals validate loving war crimes. We're better than this. We're supposed to be better than the enemy.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Aug 14, 2016

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

Hey guys, please don't highlight the reason we can't move beyond committing warcrimes out of sheer rage.

Everytime some fucknut decides that violating prisoner's rights is a good idea, you just provide motivation for the next generation of IED builders.

Stop letting emotional appeals validate loving war crimes. We're better than this.

youre so loving precious :allears:

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

youre so loving precious :allears:

Openly advocating for committing war crimes is pretty low.

Its the military equivalent of advocating lynching or street justice. Its not within your right to do so.

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