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Mmmmmh Yeahhhh I swear to you people, it must be my fate. The cards were against me, now there's no escape. I have this here problem, who keeps me up late. (My roommate, my roommate.) He thinks he's the greatest, dancer of all time. He never stops dancin', he's out of his mind. In the bathroom singing, a pitch out of time. (My roommate, my roommate.) I can't sleep the day, noon or night. I can't sleep the day, noon or night. (I can't take much more.) (My roommate, my roommate, he's driving me insane.) (My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games.) (My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules.) (My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool.) I go to the closet, to put on my coat. Instead on the hanger, I find pinned a note. "I went to the disco, I took your best coat." (My roommate, my roommate.) I come home real early, thinking he's asleep. Instead I am greeted, by big ugly feet. "I've got this new dance step, five, six, seven, eight." (My roommate, my roommate.) I can't sleep the day, noon or night. I can't sleep the day, noon or night. (I can't take much more.) (My roommate, my roommate, he's driving me insane.) (My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games.) (My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules.) (My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool.) He's a dancin' fool, ya'll. Well, let me tell you about him. Well, talkin' 'bout my roommate: My roommate is the kind of guy, who likes his music playin' high. My roommate is the kind of guy, who likes his music playin' high. He dances all night, he dances all day. He dances all night, he dances all day. [instrumental insert] I can't sleep the day, noon or night. I can't sleep the day, noon or night. (I can't take much more.) (My roommate, my roommate, he's driving me insane.) (My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games.) (My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules.) (My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool.) (My roommate, my roommate, he's driving me insane.) (My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games.) (My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules.) (My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool.) [begin fade out] (My roommate, my roommate, he's driving me insane.) (My roommate, my roommate, he plays so many games.) (My roommate, my roommate, he breaks all of the rules.) (My roommate, my roommate, he is a dancing fool.)
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Professor Tomtom posted:
think about all the years where millions of people lived this way but you just didn't know it
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I can't imagine entrusting my glass to those suction cups
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these people criminally misuse pepe andv they don't understand it like i do
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Haiku my bike-u Baka Osaka tengu Dumb gaijin are you
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I imagine this one immediately going with a smash cut to that youtube of the guys taking cover crying for their mothers under mortar fire
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John Denver Hoxha posted:I imagine this one immediately going with a smash cut to that youtube of the guys taking cover crying for their mothers under mortar fire It would pair well with the YouTube classic where the ISIS guy keeps loving up, accidentally kills the truck's driver he's riding in, they wreck and then the survivors start getting picked off one by one.
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Ashley Bentmann Kimberly Firella Chloe Steinbrucker Jodi Nameth
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:It would pair well with the YouTube classic where the ISIS guy keeps loving up, accidentally kills the truck's driver he's riding in, they wreck and then the survivors start getting picked off one by one. Wait what?
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Professor Shark posted:Wait what? https://youtu.be/aM3ElTvF52I Starts around 3:19 E. After rewatching, the truck isn't hit by friendly fire, but the slap-stickedness from 3:19 on of an incompetent ISIS fighter is great. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 23:54 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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I love the mentality of the dude who is pissed off about lip piercings specifically! Like has this dude been holding this meme in since the 1980's?
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this is the poster for a cheech marin movie where he gets accidentally deported and has to sneak back into the country even though he's a US citizen lol
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Coincidentally, every single dog in a 5-mile radius just started barking for no apparent reason.
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Cool_tony posted:so relatable this but unironically
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Cool_tony posted:so relatable 
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i found a facebook group dedicated to letting meth connoisseurs discuss meth and share only the dankest meth memes
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the great deceiver posted:i found a facebook group dedicated to letting meth connoisseurs discuss meth and share only the dankest meth memes TCC?
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OctoberBlues posted:indeed Translation anyone?
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Anderron Shi posted:Translation anyone? He's encouraging you to ask his sister out on a date, for he is accepting of her desire to have a romantic life. He suggests you go shooting together, and afterwards partake in libations.
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tell everyone not to gently caress with her bc she's like my little sister detroit michigan i think
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the Internet Version of a guy waving a gun around and yelling incoherently
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OctoberBlues posted:indeed "Oh, nobody better bother my sister on her walk; nobody mess with her she's my lil' sister folks. Chicago, Detroit, goddamn. gently caress..." *picture of 2 handguns and a half-finished bottle of whiskey on a picnic table*
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