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i was once brought along to a mike jones CD release party in south dallas i shook his hand he was really high
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wyntyr posted:It always struck me as a strange thing to brag that before your fans you could not attract a woman, but now that you are famous, many women are interested in you. You clearly don't understand hood lyfe.....
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i met him one time when i was working valet at a club. i parked his car ![]()
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back then hoes didnt want me now im hot they all on me
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now my pockets stick out more than my belly
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That clearly is Donatello instead of Michelangelo, what a missed opportunity.
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can you find him in the club?
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wyntyr posted:It always struck me as a strange thing to brag that before your fans you could not attract a woman, but now that you are famous, many women are interested in you. that really wasn't a brag so much as a diss on materialistic women tbh
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I remember back den, most of them hoes couldn't stand me But now them same hoes beggin me to pull down they panties
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Mike Jones Mike Jones Jones
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I tried calling mike jones once but the number was disconnected ![]()
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I hear Mike Jones is trying to get his old number back, so there is hope yet
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His rap game was still better than 50 rhyming chest with chest. loving weak poo poo.
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PathAsc posted:His rap game was still better than 50 rhyming chest with chest. loving weak poo poo. nobody cares
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thathonkey posted:nobody cares Not he's hot you all on him.
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I SAID-
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walgreenslatino posted:I SAID- BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUGCBzTuCI8
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I'm always looking for an excuse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Eos4RlmjOY
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I got them 28's on tha chevy sittin so high Them plastic cups in tha cup holda gettin dry And before I see tha bottom ima holla at LL 'Cause that means I needa a are E F I L L
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a retard posted:icon was way shittier than vendetta and fight for ny i dont remember which was which but i remember that sean paul was my best character and also that i played the poo poo out of that game
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I'm Mike Jones (Mike Jones) wit purple stuff in my styrofoam From H Town to Memphis 10 I'm hittin licks on my wireless phone 281-3-3-oh, eight-zero-zero-fo' You need the drank let me know and Mike Jones will have it at yo do'
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I need a dime who's top of the line cute face little waist with a big behind
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPC7CLMWZDc realest track in h-town, straight out shipley's donuts in the third ward.
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this picture rules. can someone cut it down so I can make an av of it?
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owns literally the only thing this rap guy did to change my life is reverse the order of words that i use to describe my gamecube, nintendo
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If u don't like this lick gently caress u https://youtu.be/ND0eO78qAzM
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the great deceiver posted:did any of you guys play that def jam fighting game on the 360 where you could be mike jones? that game was my poo poo I still throw it on every now and then, the whole record company executive simulator was better than the fighting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruhdLku-NVk
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I have an mp3 called Mike Jones - Mike Jones. It's just every instance of Mike Jones saying "Mike Jones" from his CD back to back. It's one minute, seven seconds long. Seems like he could have promoted himself a little harder. Edit: Found it on youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w81SFCMmQ9E woodch fucked around with this message at 10:05 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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0:43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUN2QN9823M
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True story: I'm a dorky white boy, but through my job I met Mike Jones, Paul Wall, and Slim Thug when they were all small-time local rappers. It was very interesting seeing them become big nationwide stars. I met tons of other Houston and national rappers too. AMA about Houston rappers from ~1995-2005.
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Malachi Constant posted:True story:
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Wikkheiser posted:Did you ever meet the Chamillionaire. Oh, yes. He was one of the others that I saw go from local to national. I never hung out with him or anything, but the thing that struck me about him was that he seemed like a really smart guy. I haven't kept up with what's happened to him since I ran into him, but I wouldn't be surprised if he used his money wisely and prepared for his post-rap career. Also, he loved Weird Al's parody song of "Ridin' Dirty" which makes me like him. Other topics I can comment on: my run in with Method Man's people, chilling at Lil Flip's rented beach house, meeting Lil Wayne, working with a scummy preacher and his pretty cool rapper son Malachi Constant fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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More like ALEX JONES am i right?
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My favorite Chamillionaire video, still relevant today. Best whiteface since Eddie Murphy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSipXuqHt40
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Ahaha. Rewatching Cham's Ridin' Dirty video reminded me of the time I met "Tiny" Lister, that's this guy:![]() In real life that guy is as loving scary as he is in movies. Possibly a lunatic or just always is in character, even when being interviewed by a little kid.
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Here's a clip from the show I was a small part of featuring the host D. Solo and Bun B from UGK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-J1T_jHPac Oh, and here's an interview clip with Chamillionaire that I was present for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2uiec_UWOs Malachi Constant fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Aug 14, 2016 |
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I wasn't present for this shoot, but I was working on the show at the time for this one. Wreckshop freestying featuring Big Moe. If you haven't seen his "Purple Stuff" video you should head to youtube. Hell, I'll include the video in this post. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIQmtrP89MY Big Moe "Purple Stuff": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsoMVxtKlGM
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What it do it's Paul Wall I'm the People's Champ My chain light up like a lamp cause now I'm back with the camp I'm crawling similar to an ant, cause I'm low to the Earth People's feelings get hurt when they figure out what I'm worth I got eighty fours poking out at the club I'm showing out I'm a player ain't no doubt hoes want to know what I'm bout Biggest diamonds off in my mouth princess cuts all in my chain Wood grain all in my range dripping stains when I switch lanes Switched the name It's still the same SwishaHouse or SwishaBlast Mike Jones, he running the game and Magnificent bout his cash Michael Watts he made me hot hard work took me to the top G. Dash took me to the lot he wrote a check and bought a drop I got the internet going nuts But T. Farris got my back so now I'm holding my nuts It's Paul Wall baby what you know bout me I'm on that five nine Southlea baby holla at me
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