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asking for a friend but I need answer fairly soon. thank you for your time.
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Whatever you choose, make sure to stream it live on Twitch.tv
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Aug 15, 2016 16:29
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kill billionaires until you can't anymore
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Aug 15, 2016 16:30
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reading your posts.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:31
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They're all pretty good.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:31
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glue ur butthole closed so you can't poop and finally explode!!!
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Aug 15, 2016 16:30
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Moridin920 posted:kill billionaires until you can't anymore yeah
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please dont kill you're self
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Aug 15, 2016 16:32
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has your friend thought about trying to live forever? just another way to look at it i guess.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:31
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Shotgun to the head, stab self with knife, or crashing an aircraft into something you don't like are some of my favorites but maybe its better to be original.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:33
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go out in a blaze of glory and take a presidential candidate with you
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Cryostasis is really a hack because you can kill yourself with it but wake up after you are bored of being dead. It's really a win-win
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Aug 15, 2016 16:35
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op have you considered these things..... a nice walk in the sun, the laughter of a baby or the smell of a flower? 
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Aug 15, 2016 16:35
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:go out in a blaze of glory and take a presidential candidate with you put a saddle on jeb and ride that motherfucker down some stairs
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Aug 15, 2016 16:37
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_bag
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Aug 15, 2016 16:36
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nitrogen asphyxiation
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scott zoloft posted:put a saddle on jeb and ride that motherfucker down some stairs 
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join the SA forums and let the chips fall where they may.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:39
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Pick posted:They're all pretty good. ok thank you for your time
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Aug 15, 2016 16:41
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Cocaine, heroine, LSD, Crown Royal, Glock 20, and a Ford Focus. Why the Ford Focus? It's a cheap car and the insurance company wont be super bummed when you wreck it driving down the interstate doing all those drugs and then blowing your brains out as you jump the exit ramp. Be considerate.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:40
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Get a real big rock and keep dropping it on your balls
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Aug 15, 2016 16:41
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I think I would like to drive my car off of a cliff while playting the guitar solo from freebird while going into a lake while shooting myself in the head but I only know one place like that and its really far so I need a lake by a road with huge fall into a lake
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Aug 15, 2016 16:43
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You are not allowed to kill yourself OP !!! Your body/life belongs to the Government and if you try to have control over it you'll loose your liberty.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:43
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ive said it once and ill say it again swim out to sea and keep going if you have second thoughts you are going to have to work to get back to shore or you will just die anyways or you will get rescued by a helicopter its win/win/win
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Aug 15, 2016 16:43
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Jump from an airplane with no parachute. Gives you time to reflect before the ground is there to welcome you with its firm embrace.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:44
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I recommend jumping off the balcony at my work which I will probably do ASAP, thank you for your time
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Aug 15, 2016 16:46
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you do not have my permission to die
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Aug 15, 2016 16:50
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Probably just turning your car on in a closed garage and peacefully drifting away*, right? *until you poo poo your pants
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Aug 15, 2016 16:52
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Keep challenging people to fights until you meet your match. 200 pounds of pure aggression and muscle. He wants you, Champ! He wants you!
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Aug 15, 2016 16:53
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Stop feeling sorry for yourself and think about how good you really have it. This is guaranteed to kill you within 120 years.
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Aug 15, 2016 16:53
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This:Nooner posted:glue ur butthole closed so you can't poop and finally explode!!! Carmant posted:Whatever you choose, make sure to stream it live on Twitch.tv
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Aug 15, 2016 17:04
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i'll do you if you do me
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Aug 15, 2016 17:04
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Spray yourself in the face with soap and water, that's how you kill wasps
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Aug 15, 2016 17:05
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Dgsw i swear to god if you don't stop being suicidal i will loving kill yuo
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Aug 15, 2016 17:04
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E Equals MC Hammer posted:Dgsw i swear to god if you don't stop being suicidal i will loving kill yuo
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Aug 15, 2016 17:07
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scott zoloft posted:i'll do you if you do me mutual suicide? seems like a good way to go
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Aug 15, 2016 17:07
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Super glue your hands to the side of your face, put wire noose around neck, jump from a decent height, amaze your audience
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Aug 15, 2016 17:08
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I was walking by bennys this weekend and some guy was "You going to Bennys man?!" I told him no and kept walking. Anyway, so far that's my only Bennys story op.
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Aug 15, 2016 17:10
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Just do it by cop and make a big scene about it. Be a man.
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Mukulu posted:Just do it by cop and make a big scene about it. Be a man.
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