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make it really good like a three stooges style big mess of an event
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Celluloid Sam posted:make it really good like a three stooges style big mess of an event Yeah what this guy said, take out a bunch of bystanders
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Hold a poz gangbang party with your rear end as the star, and tout it on Facebook so dozens of horny guys attend. The only rule: no condoms.
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Aug 15, 2016 17:25
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hoverboard while wearing heelies
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Aug 15, 2016 17:27
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taking notes for a friend too
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Nembutal
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Best answer: Death by 'snoo snoo". Working this out so its considered suicide may be tricky.  Real answers: Suicide by chainsaw. Most metal way to die. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/chainsaw-death-was-carefully-thought-through-suicide-1025503.html All the pro's kill themselves in the suicide forest in japan. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aokigahara Though really, don't kill your self please
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Aug 15, 2016 18:19
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Can't you still order cyanide solution as a jewelry cleaner ? It's fairly quick, but how painless ?
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use a chainsaw http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/chainsaw-death-was-carefully-thought-through-suicide-1025503.html quote:A man cut off his own head with a chainsaw in a carefully thought out suicide because he was "irrationally opposed" to leaving his repossessed home, an inquest heard today.
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u could try going to syria and being all like "wut up isis, im gay lol" and then they throw you off of a big building hahaha pwnd
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Aug 15, 2016 18:25
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Moridin920 posted:kill billionaires until you can't anymore oh and also Nooner posted:u could try going to syria and being all like "wut up isis, im gay lol" and then they throw you off of a big building hahaha pwnd
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Aug 15, 2016 18:26
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I'm going to drown in pussy
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So you want to die, commit suicide Dial 1-800-Cyanide line Far as life, yo it ain't worth it Put a rope around your neck and jerk it The trick didn't work Your life was hosed up from the first day of birth After watching Jackie Gleason walk into a precinct Gun down the captain for no loving reason And get some LSD or a drink from the bar Get behind your wheel and crash the car Like Desert Storm, got bombs for the war confront an alligator, let it eat ya raw Back to the function, riding the caboose to hell BZZZZZT touched the third rail. You hosed up chicken, now you just got fried Cause it's a suicide
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Aug 15, 2016 20:45
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train tracks because killing yourself is really selfish and nothing is more selfish than loving up everyone else travel plans
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Aug 15, 2016 20:46
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tensac posted:So you want to die, commit suicide G R A V E D I G G A the zig zag chamber
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Aug 15, 2016 20:58
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dad gay. so what posted:asking for a friend but I need answer fairly soon. thank you for your time. Knife fight with Trump
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Aug 15, 2016 21:02
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It's autoerotic asphyxiation
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Aug 15, 2016 21:50
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Choke on you are own cock
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Aug 15, 2016 22:23
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fresh_cheese posted:Choke on you are own cock Or, for those who are cockless, choke on some one else's cock.
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Aug 15, 2016 22:25
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shotgun. cheap and basically impossible to gently caress up OP and little to none of that "oh god im dying" part . basically an off switch
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fresh_cheese posted:Or, for those who are cockless, choke on some one else's cock. But the key point would be choking on a cock. It's pretty funny to go out cause you can't breathe dong. ( whether the cock in question is attached to anyone is entirely up to your locally available cock resources.)
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Aug 15, 2016 22:27
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some evidence op
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fresh_cheese posted:But the key point would be choking on a cock. Ooooooh wait. If the cock in question is not attached, you might be able to breathe through the urethra a little. That's no good. This might require some research. I need 4 interns, a bag of cocks, and tenure and we can get this cock issue sorted.
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Aug 15, 2016 22:31
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Challenge the Undertaker at Wrestlemania while suffering from Roughhousing Depression
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Aug 15, 2016 22:35
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A nice little old lady can explain how to do this too: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b7c_1359440522
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Aug 15, 2016 22:45
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Apparently one time some old man got so pissed he combusted by just making his own body burst into flames, and burned a hole straight through his floor. That would be a pretty cool suicide if you could make that happen without faking it with gas or anything. There's some kind of file footage on Unsolved Mysteries somewhere.
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dgsw all these suicide themed threads are not nice. pls stop it. why not turn this into a personal e/n and we can help you turn that frown upside down. 
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Kaluza-Klein posted:dgsw all these suicide themed threads are not nice. pls stop it. be sure to kill this guy before you kill yourself
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Aug 15, 2016 22:52
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Serious Frolicking posted:be sure to kill this guy before you kill yourself rude
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Aug 15, 2016 22:55
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convert to radical Islam, blow yourself up, receive 72 virgins
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Serious Frolicking posted:be sure to kill this guy before you kill yourself k
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Aug 15, 2016 23:10
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Old age.
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The_end posted:Old age. nice try, but im pretty sure if you had some terminal illness you would not agree
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Aug 15, 2016 23:25
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forever gay I want to be forever gay
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Aug 15, 2016 23:27
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Moridin920 posted:forever gay I want to be forever gay dont worry
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Aug 15, 2016 23:27
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when I was going to kill myself last year I was going to do the old car running in the garage trick but found out with modern cars its not as easy with all those damned environmental things so next time I'm going to saw off the exhaust before that catalytic converter or just use my 12ga. Don't really want to leave blood splatters though. So what I'm saying is don't try the car in the garage trick unless its really lovely.
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Aug 15, 2016 23:30
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ok thanks you piece of loving poo poo
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sorry you failed op
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Aug 15, 2016 23:37
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Get enough birthday party helium balloons to support your weight. Put on a clown costume, with the funny red nose and the big shoes and all that. Tie a noose to the balloons and put it around your neck. Release the balloons and float out of this world, and into the hearts and minds of every child who sees you.
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you don't have friends dgsw, who are you kidding?
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