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Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


F Minus



Romulans are such bullies.

Mary Worth



This addiction has already cost Tommy Socko and now his job. How long until Starlamp leaves?

Rex Morgan MD



Both parents taking time off? Haven't they heard America's motto: "Work till you die, dammit."

Secret Agent X-9



Apartment 3-G

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Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Classic Dinette Set ain't got no culture.


Working Daze is still just doing "other people's characters have characteristics" jokes.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix is just keeping its options open.

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

Slammy posted:

Andy Capp (click for big)


I'm oddly bothered that he should be using white paint on a dark road.

Ardeem
Sep 16, 2010

There is no problem that cannot be solved through sufficient application of lasers and friendship.

Hobnob posted:

I'm oddly bothered that he should be using white paint on a dark road.

But he's got a bucket of white paint.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



This addiction has already cost Tommy Socko and now his job. How long until Starlamp leaves?

He got fired for taking two sick days from his job of "sweeping"?

Well Manicured Man
Aug 21, 2010

Well Manicured Mort

Raskolnikov38 posted:

He got fired for taking two sick days from his job of "sweeping"?

Hey, that's right-to-work for you.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man


But Ant-Man isn't always little, is he? I was under the impression that he was, at least part of the time, a full-on Paul Rudd-sized dude.


Sally Forth


I like Hil's new "whatevs, gently caress it" attitude and look forward to seeing where it takes her.


The Heart of Juliet Jones


But how could he lose when he displays so much skill and courage???

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.

Kammat posted:

I got up to Those About to Die before I stopped, but it's always good to see the older stories again. Helps balance out some of the bad strips we hate read.

It's decided, then - the next adventure will be all-new*! Get ready for "The Inca Trail" on Wednesday:



* Or circa 1975-1976, take your pick.

Transmodiar fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Aug 16, 2016

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Julet Esqu posted:

The Heart of Juliet Jones


But how could he lose when he displays so much skill and courage???

He'll lose with skill...and courage!

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Transmodiar posted:

It's decided, then - the next adventure will be all-new*! Get ready for "The Inca Trail" on Wednesday:



I'm ready

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


But Ant-Man isn't always little, is he? I was under the impression that he was, at least part of the time, a full-on Paul Rudd-sized dude.

Right. Plus, assuming this is the Scott Lang Ant-Man, he's served as an Avenger, so maybe swing by their mansion and ask?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Put an ant on a flashlight and aim it at the sky?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Well Manicured Man posted:

Hey, that's right-to-work for you.

:eng101: Actually, "right to work" laws don't have anything to do with getting fired. All they do is guarantee that Tommy wouldn't have to join a labor union (International Brotherhood of Opioid Users Local 17) to get his sweeping job.

What you're referring to is "at-will" employment laws, where Tommy's boss can dismiss him for any or no reason.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail Meets Sudden Off-Panel Leg Amputations


Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


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EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft
Goddamn millennials and their participation trophies! :argh:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

But doctor, I am Pagliacci.

Slammy posted:

True North

Uh-oh, better keep her away from the safe.

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.
King Aroo (July 24, 1951)


Barnaby (December 29, 1942)


Nancy (September 7, 1943)


Wash Tubbs (May 21, 1929)


Gasoline Alley (June 5, 1923)


Barney Google (June 6, 1922)


Alley Oop (September 5, 1933)


Lil' Abner (February 2, 1937)

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Tiggum posted:

Goddamn millennials and their participation trophies! :argh:

I have family who are on committees for the county fair, and from what they say that comic is pretty much spot on. Nearly everything ends up getting awards because there're so many categories.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane


Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax
GAZE INTO THE FIST OF TRACY!

JaggerMcDagger
Feb 13, 2012

Bringing you Barry from the sordid depths of the Internet

quote:

I may be way off base here, but I thought Toni was on shift at her fire station, trying to take a shower after returning from a fire call. If so, Jonah can’t drop Shannon off there; kids are not allowed to stay at a fire station.

One exception in my state of Florida: parents who want to surrender custody of infant children are allowed to bring them to fire stations, no questions asked and no charges of abandonment, but this must be right after birth. Not when they are 6 years old…

quote:

Jonah is OFFICIALLY that six-letter word that starts with the letter D. Possibly a ten letter word preceded by the word ‘mega’.
Megadoctor Jonah.

quote:

Jonah’s plans must not take priority over Toni’s plans. Some folks you just never hear from unless they need something. He probably doesn’t even give her a birthday card.

quote:

IamJayBluE said, 1 day ago
The question is, what was Jonah really going to ask?

A) If they could flood Toni’s living room one more time, and bring the plastic sliding board set in, so Shannon can play water park?
B) To ask Toni to come along, so she can sit in the car while he stops by the local FloorMart, to try on a bunch of swim trunks?
C) To tell her that High School Musical is holding auditions at the Realley/Krampden Stage, and he knows this time he’ll be a shoo-in?
D) To tell her that The Pool is really a play, and he wants them all to audition, so he can get in, using Toni and Shannon’s appeal?
Or
E) He wants Toni to go talk to a girl at he pool, in order to put in a good word for Jonah, and give him an open door to get a date?

quote:

IamJayBluE said, about 24 hours ago
“Assume The Imposition”
“They Call Me Talk’emOutta”
“Toni The Watch Tiger”
“The HinderBug”
“A Pool Shark”
“Swimming In Gall”
“It’s Your Life, And I’m Welcome To It”
“The Pool Doesn’t Allow Any Dips”
“It’s My Party, And You’ll Sit, If I Want To” (♪)
“Ain’t Too Proud To Beg Off, And You Know It” (♪)
“Shannon The Stool, Toni The Sitter”
“A Lot Of Favors, And No Party”
“Not A Picnic For This Aunt”
“She’s Tubs, And He’s Crock-It”
“Aunt, YouMind,Uh?
“Butter Her Up, Then Pour It On”
or
“Bohemian Audacity” (♬)

quote:

Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, about 23 hours ago
Well Your Ingrate Brother is dumping the kid off on ’ya at a BAD time AGAIN, Huh Toni?
Hey, You thought it was a GREAT Idea That Your soon-to-be SPOUSE wanted to be a Surrogate Father to THIS Tyke, so HERE is a little TASTE of What’s to Come.
Oh, and Have ‘FUN’ Babysitting the little Stormtrooper on Your ‘Wedding Night.’

fort knox


Dustin


Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Intelligent Life


Take It From the Tinkersons


Dark Side of the Horse

ThatGirlAtThatShow
Nov 4, 2013

Aardmania posted:



Judge Parker




Wow. Sold 10 whole shirts, hm?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Strontium posted:

Intelligent Life


Skip's suicidal.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Kennel fucked around with this message at 13:21 on Aug 16, 2016

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker


Next Year? That doesn't sounds very good, actually.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That doesn't look like Muir at all!

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Wait, orange combover Alex P Keaton is actually named Donald? :sigh:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


Oh no, grandpa had another stroke! :ohdear:

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Bloom County deals with basselope fallout.



Skippy knows that snitches get stitches. (June 18, 1929)



Peanuts (August 19, 1969)



Funky Winkerbean



Adventures in having way too long a lead time for these silly things.

Crankshaft



Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (September 13-14, 1929)





Thimble Theater (March 5, 1930)

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

EasyEW posted:

Out Our Way (September 13-14, 1929)



Just looking at that dangling tie makes me nervous.

Anyway, Pros and Cons hasn't updated today, so it's just Rhymes with Piccolo for now.



I'm so very sorry.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

It takes a certain type of person to make a "doctors love to play golf" joke in TYOOL 2016.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Uh-oh, better keep her away from the safe.

Nerd.

Transmodiar
Jul 9, 2005

You're a terrible person, Mildred.
Modesty Blaise



And thus ends "Top Traitor." See you tomorrow with "The Inca Trail"!

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Transmodiar posted:

And thus ends "Top Traitor." See you tomorrow with "The Inca Trail"!
Thanks for posting Modesty Blaise! I really enjoy them.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Maybe she's looking for drugs.

Rex Morgan MD



I don't think June thought you would want to go right this second, Rex.

Secret Agent X-9



"Quick! Smell my sleeve! Inhale deeply!"

Apartment 3-G



Love that frustrated LuAnn.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Johnny Walker posted:

Thanks for posting Modesty Blaise! I really enjoy them.

:agreed:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade



The senses-shattering origin of Clown-9.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Johnny Walker posted:

Thanks for posting Modesty Blaise! I really enjoy them.

F Minus




Prohibition era yu gi oh prequel looks awesome.

painynumbs
Apr 1, 2011

Evil Mastermind posted:

It takes a certain type of person to make a "doctors love to play golf" joke in TYOOL 2016.

Between this and the Tinkersons "women be shopping" joke we're just hitting home runs this week folks!

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Pancho Jueves
Aug 20, 2007

BEST FRIENDS!!

SomeMathGuy posted:

Mark Trail Meets Sudden Off-Panel Leg Amputations


I like how cheesecake Mrs. Trail is apparently a-OK, but heaven forbid she have a post-1950s hairdo. We wouldn't want any reader complaints about some tiny change to the status quo.

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