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Snyder is not a good writer in comparison with pretty much anybody else in the DC stable. Detective Comics was garbage
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Aug 14, 2016 18:59
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I enjoyed 300 a lot but I don't think it exists on the spectrum of "good" and "bad".
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loquacius posted:No but seriously fire Zack Snyder out of a 200mm battleship cannon pointed at the side of a cliff.
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Android Bicyclist posted:Make the loving donuts, Kevin TL:DR, An employee discovers how capitalism works.
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loquacius posted:No but seriously fire Zack Snyder Is he? i kinda hope so. he comes off as a stupid arrogant prick who doesnt know how to make a real comady movie that isnt 1.turn on camera, 2. let actors/actress do whatever. plus the dumb PR poo poo. gently caress him. loquacius posted:The best Snyder movie is Watchmen, and even that one feels like they should have picked someone else to direct it this. he is best when is basicaly copy pasting someone else work. he is the opposite of bay who is ok when he does his own thing.(cept for pearl harbor) Android Bicyclist posted:Make the loving donuts, Kevin he isnt wrong.
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Don Tacorleone posted:Sounds like WW is gonna suck if that guy is telling the truth I hope not. Yeah, WW is copying the Captain America period origin story, but I am hoping they don't screw her up like they did Superman. 
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Aug 14, 2016 20:23
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Someone should make the police harass Zack Snyder. Just pull him over every single day and make a sweet bodycam montage of him going AM I BEING DETAINED?
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Aug 14, 2016 21:39
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Sucker Punch is good. You just have to mute it and put on music.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Someone should make the police harass Zack Snyder. Just pull him over every single day and make a sweet bodycam montage of him going AM I BEING DETAINED? Alas, Snyder isn't black so our dreams will remain unfulfilled.
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Sucker Punch is good. It's not Snyders fault Series of Unfortunate Events took such a dark turn.
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Aug 14, 2016 21:41
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The Grimace posted:
Looks like a sega Genesis era videogame cover
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Germstore posted:Sucker Punch is good. You just have to mute it and put on music. Well I know what I'm doing next time I smoke weed Don Tacorleone posted:Looks like a sega Genesis era videogame cover I would play this game
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loquacius posted:Paul Feig appears to be facing some fallout now and his career is hurt if not crippled, and that's great, but Snyder needs to follow suit and fast Paul Feig's problem is that he's a man in his 50s who still hasn't gotten over how he was treated in high school, and it's hard to feel sympathy for someone like that. The Grimace posted:
Sucker Punch is what would happen if you let a teenager make his own movie and then you sabotaged it to hurt him. Sucker Punch is like someone making a live-action version of Heavy Metal specifically because they hated it. Sucker Punch is what would happen if someone tried to delete their porn browsing history but accidentally made a movie out of it instead. Sucker Punch is Zack Snyder basing a movie around the time his parents walked in on him masturbating.
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Sucker Punch is basically a music video, and its pretty cool. Just get ride of the framing device and push it too eleven.
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Your stupid grim story is making it difficult to maintain an erection. Not impossible, just difficult.
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Ya Sucker Punch would make a pretty decent background video playing on loop muted in the background at a party. Or a screensaver. Just not a movie.
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zach snyder needs to stop making movies and so should m. night shyamalan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84TouqfIsiI Internaut! posted:who would have guessed Paul Feig is not the strong roll with the punches man he makes himself out to be but a brittle pissbaby
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well, i guess that explains how twitter-verified journalists (who are more responsible for making twitter into a popular site, imo) reported pro-nazi anti-semitic tweets only to get told that they don't violate the rules. not all blue checkmarks are created equal. if SA had the moderation team that twitter has, it would be 4chan
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Hadaka Apron posted:I enjoyed 300 a lot but I don't think it exists on the spectrum of "good" and "bad". Hah, that sums up my feelings on it as well. I liked it, but felt I should not have liked it. I kinda feel like I want to make love to a man, then murder him with a spear.
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Don Tacorleone posted:There's nothing to explain you autist Um... dude, there was no jokes. It was one joke stretched out for 30 minutes. It's like Sausage Party, which is one joke stretched out for 90 minutes. I think people in love with Kung Fury are in love with the concept, but there just aren't any jokes in it. It's just a lot of random poo poo happening. Only retards think random = funny. You're a retard
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loquacius posted:The best Snyder movie is Watchmen, and even that one feels like they should have picked someone else to direct it It is, and it's because he practically did it shot for shot like the comic, Psycho-remake style.
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Command Ant posted:Paul Feig's problem is that he's a man in his 50s who still hasn't gotten over how he was treated in high school, and it's hard to feel sympathy for someone like that. Jesus You should tweet these to Feig and Snyder
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Y-Hat posted:zach snyder needs to stop making movies and so should m. night shyamalan Maybe the twist ending will be, There Is No Twist Ending And then I'll be like, "Huh, Shyamalan finally surprised me, good job."
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Starting to see commercials for Ben-Hur. Looks garbage.
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I could have sworn I saw a trailer for the Ben Hur remake like two years ago. Did the studio just shelve it so it can quietly die now?
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ElGroucho posted:Maybe the twist ending will be, There Is No Twist Ending he hasn't made a good movie for longer than that, but every few years studios forget that he's a bad filmmaker and write him a check to make another piece of poo poo get that OUT of my face fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Aug 15, 2016 |
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The Visit had a twist, but you could see it coming from a million miles a way.
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I think they should make a Biblical Cinematic Universe where Ben-Hur teams up with Jesus, Moses and Saint Peter to fight the Devil. They constantly mention Mohammad but he's always just conveniently off-screen like Niles' ex-wife Maris on Frasier.
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Gammatron 64 posted:I think they should make a Biblical Cinematic Universe where Ben-Hur teams up with Jesus, Moses and Saint Peter to fight the Devil. They constantly mention Mohammad but he's always just conveniently off-screen like Niles' ex-wife Maris on Frasier. Mohammed is played by Wilson from Home Improvement
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MeatwadIsGod posted:I could have sworn I saw a trailer for the Ben Hur remake like two years ago. Did the studio just shelve it so it can quietly die now? Yup They know it's bad
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I'll probably end up watching Ben-Hur because I'm just so desperate for another good Roman-era film that I'll give any old poo poo a watch. I want to believe...
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it's telling that i don't see Ben Hur advertised in NYC on the subways, just on those kiosks that provide free wifi and also allow homeless dudes to watch porn
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Was the twist in THE VISIT that the gran was an escaped lunatic? Because it would have been funnier if she was just in the late stages of dementia.
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they were both escaped lunatics and had killed the original grandparents.
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I want to remake it where they are just losing their minds and it scares the kids that they're walking around with no clothes on and making GBS threads on the floor. Not seen the film but how the hell does that work anyway? Ok, so I take it they go and visit without their parents and they haven't seen their grandad in a while. But surely they must have seen some pictures of them or something. There's a lot of contrivances there to set up that "twist".
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:I'll probably end up watching Ben-Hur because I'm just so desperate for another good Roman-era film that I'll give any old poo poo a watch. I want to believe... Just watch The Eagle on Netflix. It's not great but pretty good. Don't subject yourself to new Ben-Hur.
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