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If cheating softball goon is in Chicago and used real names then I think I know who they are. Courts and I are good friends and there's more to it than I think you know.
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Yeah, same. Courtney and I, we're really tight
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Aug 16, 2016 12:32
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Everyones had courtney, man
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Aug 16, 2016 12:32
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wait... all you guys know courtney?!?!
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Aug 16, 2016 12:40
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Everyone knows Courts!
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Aug 16, 2016 12:42
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Solice Kirsk posted:If cheating softball goon is in Chicago and used real names then I think I know who they are. Courts and I are good friends and there's more to it than I think you know. the conspiracy behind loving your girlfriend's big titty softball teammate goes all the way to the top
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Aug 16, 2016 12:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:If cheating softball goon is in Chicago and used real names then I think I know who they are. Courts and I are good friends and there's more to it than I think you know. I doubt it's the same Courtney but I'd love to know what the gently caress you're talking about!
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Aug 16, 2016 13:05
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quote:I'm a bisexual dude and I swing back and forth quite dramatically between whether I'm in the mood for a man or a woman and I worry this might effect future relationships. During the last serious relationship I had for example I sucked my best friends dick. It was great and we split up shortly after so I don't even regret it. quote:I was in a long term relationship with an extremely abusive girl, and it still fucks with me. The stigma of admitting this (I'm a man) has led to me only ever telling my current girlfriend, a woman at work who went through a similar situation, and my therapist.
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Aug 16, 2016 13:05
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quote:I didn't know if I wanted kids or not. My partner got off BC after having issues with migraines. I bought a box of condoms but she would start blowing me and then just climb on and made me literally peel her off to put on a condom, and then she became much less enthusiastic. So we had more-or-less unprotected sex for about 5 years and then the predictable happened and now I have a baby that I wasn't sure I wanted, we're not financially ready for, but I'm pretty sure this was my partner's goal.
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Aug 16, 2016 13:08
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A Strange Aeon posted:I doubt it's the same Courtney but I'd love to know what the gently caress you're talking about! My friend is cheating on her boyfriend with "some guy" on her softball team. She also has genital warts. I doubt it's the same people, but that's a hell of a lot of coincidences. She fits the description too. Well, sort of. I wouldn't say her boobs are huge.
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Aug 16, 2016 13:12
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Babyhaver goon: maybe your girlfriend just has an impregnation fetish, honestly that was my reaction when I first read the second sentence. Don't attribute to malice what could be explained by hormones  e: I am proud to say I have no idea which of my friends do or do not have genital warts
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Aug 16, 2016 13:18
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Then are you truly friends? 
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Aug 16, 2016 13:19
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H.H posted:It just boils down to the fact that, when I said my vows, I was saying them to someone who was able bodied. And now that's not the case. I've been feeling pretty guilty about it lately, but I'm moving to get a fresh start. Nah it boils down to the fact that, when you said your vows, there was that bit about "in sickness or in health" you dingus
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Aug 16, 2016 13:54
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In regards to sick wife goon, would he be liable for half her ongoing treatment if they were to divorce?
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Aug 16, 2016 14:05
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Helmuth von Moltke posted:Nah it boils down to the fact that, when you said your vows, there was that bit about "in sickness or in health" what if that wasn't in his vows because he thought ahead?
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Aug 16, 2016 14:11
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What is with goons having to add in the little intro like "heh, I'm a pretty big deal in coupons & deals" or whatever when it's entirely irrelevant to the confession? Anyway I can sympathize with not wanting to be married to someone anymore following a major life change like that. There are lots of people who get married and think they love each other, but w hen they are forced to wipe their rear end or whatever things that confessor doesn't like doing, they might realize that maybe their love wasn't actually that deep. Staying in a marriage out of a sense of obligation is the worst idea. His last paragraph is stupid though. Give her what she's e ntitled to legally through the divorce. Trying to tell a judge "but this isn't the person I married!" will just make you look like an rear end in a top hat and you'll still have to pay up, probably more than if you tried to be civil about it.
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Aug 16, 2016 14:30
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Murphy Brownback posted:His last paragraph is stupid though. Give her what she's e ntitled to legally through the divorce. Trying to tell a judge "but this isn't the person I married!" will just make you look like an rear end in a top hat and you'll still have to pay up, probably more than if you tried to be civil about it. I equate this kind of thing to the dipshits who claim a "financial abortion" when they're salty about having to pay child support.
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Aug 16, 2016 14:35
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no you see judge back when we got married she was more fun and attractive than my 22 year old secretary is now
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Aug 16, 2016 14:42
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I like to these all of these confessions are all from one really hosed up persons life
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Aug 16, 2016 14:44
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Mortimer posted:I like to these all of these confessions are all from one really hosed up persons life I want to leave my invalid wife and take all my lottery money with me, but I can't stop thinking about how much poo poo my fat burlesque-dancing sadbrains girlfriend misses when she wipes standing up, and she won't let me do buttsex anyway, so what I really want is to be the top in gay porn and really give it to one of the nude backup singers from an old Motown song, if only my dick didn't have all this phimosis on it get beefy bitch
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Aug 16, 2016 14:55
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By the way I just now listened to Positive Vibration for the first time since reading that confession and yeah I just don't see it, sorry anon
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Aug 16, 2016 15:05
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Murphy Brownback posted:What is with goons having to add in the little intro like "heh, I'm a pretty big deal in coupons & deals" or whatever when it's entirely irrelevant to the confession? They want to be found out by a reddit level groupsnooping. What if goons find out that I weedlordbinerhitler692013 am loving a pornstar!!!! Whatever will I do?
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Aug 16, 2016 15:10
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H.H posted:I posted most confessions that made sense, so if you never saw your confession something went wrong with Guerillamail itself when you sent it. Alright I sent it again.
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Aug 16, 2016 15:18
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Jastiger posted:Alright I sent it again. I dunno if you're really getting this whole "anonymity" thing
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Aug 16, 2016 15:22
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Next confession. quote:I'm a pretty big deal in all subs. My dick's too big for my perfect 10 girlfriend who I am cheating with,on my millionaire sick wife.
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Aug 16, 2016 15:24
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Famousgoon is john c reilly for your foruoms
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Aug 16, 2016 15:30
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I thought mclovin was officially a goon?
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i like nice words
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loquacius posted:I want to leave my invalid wife and take all my lottery money with me, but I can't stop thinking about how much poo poo my fat burlesque-dancing sadbrains girlfriend misses when she wipes standing up, and she won't let me do buttsex anyway, so what I really want is to be the top in gay porn and really give it to one of the nude backup singers from an old Motown song, if only my dick didn't have all this phimosis on it how did you hack h.h's email and read my confession before it got posted itt?
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Funny you should mention it, because he's the only other person who has the password for the account. And on a different matter, a note to the goon who's flooding me with fake confessions: I know they're all originating from the same place. So stop it, or at least make the effort of covering your tracks a bit better.
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quote:I work from home for a company three hours away. I only have to be "in the office" once a quarter for a team meeting. quote:The first girl I ever hosed had a medical condition that caused her vagina to tightly constrict during sex. I'm average sized, and I could maybe get inside her one out of every 20 times we tried having sex.
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quote:when i was younger and i learned of masturbation i managed eventually to suck my own dick. at first it ached so bad to bend that far on yourself and i could just lick the tip, but after doing it a few times it got super easy and i could get almost the whole thing in there. the trick is propping a pillow under your back. im not going to lie, it was way better than what most girls have ever done. i got adventurous one time and stuck a hotdog in my rear end at the same time. as a horny kid, you do some hosed up poo poo. if i ever have to watch my life after i die to get into heaven its going to be pretty loving hilarious quote:I was recently diagnosed with early onset Alzheimer's. I haven't told anyone and I am not sure how to react. It's very early on. I first started noticing I was just being forgetful and I talked to my doctor about it. They did some tests and diagnosed me. It was very basic memory loss difficulty figuring things out then I forgot people at work and didn't know who they were for brief stretches of time. It so far hasn't impacted my job. It's just kind of this weirdness that I can't really explain.
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I'm curious now, which ones are the fake ones from the same guy? I did notice a lot have a similar writing style. I mean, I assume 90% of these are fake anyway but I just assumed it was a bunch of different people trying their hand at writing fake boring stories. e: hotdog rear end goon - why a hot dog in particular? I would think you'd want something much less wobbly and liable to break apart. yeah I eat ass fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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Aug 16, 2016 16:09
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Murphy Brownback posted:e: hotdog rear end goon - why a hot dog in particular? I would think you'd want something much less wobbly and liable to break apart. selfsucking works up a mean appetite
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H.H posted:Funny you should mention it, because he's the only other person who has the password for the account. are you posting the fake confessions which ones are they
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H.H posted:
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H.H posted:The rest of the three months, I may change my clothes maybe two or three times, including my panties. Jesus. Change your loving drawers before you get TSS. Edit: Also to add the kids discussion thing. My wife and I chose to get pregnant and have a child. If you're not ready and don't have your poo poo together, don't do it. We were emotionally and financially prepared and I love that little guy more than anything but I still wonder if my life would be better if we hadn't. They cost a poo poo-ton of money, ruin your social life and prevent you from planning anything. But it's pretty cool watching them grow and change and stuff. Like when they learn to pick up something and pass it between their hands and the first time they recognize you and smile is pretty much the best thing. Wizzle fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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I posted four confessions (that I know of) that are from the same person, not going to keep doing it. I won't tell you which ones so as to not spoil them for you. H.H posted:I work from home At last we have found the elusive retard masturbator.
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H.H posted:I posted four confessions (that I know of) that are from the same person, not going to keep doing it. wow what a piece of poo poo
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