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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

すご▞い!
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね!

Zzulu posted:

Why're the eggs in a bag mate

all the better to eat them with...? :smithmouth:

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Zzulu posted:

Why're the eggs in a bag mate

That's how you cook that many eggs.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Toadstrieb posted:



I brought those eggs :smug:

mustache doesnt connect with beard 1 out of 10

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Devila posted:

http://m.imgur.com/BPInYCK
I'm only mildly autistic

I'm going to print this and cum on your stupid loving face

You can't stop me

:spooky:

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

vols bitch posted:

mustache doesnt connect with beard 1 out of 10



True facts inducing significant shame

Eggs are in a bag for the road they're road eggs

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Devila posted:

http://m.imgur.com/BPInYCK
I'm only mildly autistic

You are upside down. How do you do that?

vols bitch posted:

mustache doesnt connect with beard 1 out of 10

I can't do that either. :saddowns:

edit:

Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm going to print this and cum on your stupid loving face

You can't stop me

:spooky:

:chloe:

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Aug 16, 2016

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm going to print this and cum on your stupid loving face

You can't stop me

:spooky:

pls no

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Beard game is weak, here's a proper beard

Toadstrieb
Apr 15, 2011

notZaar posted:

Beard game is weak, here's a proper beard



That is a hell of a nice beard. I look 12 without some vestage of one so

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

Toadstrieb posted:

True facts inducing significant shame

Eggs are in a bag for the road they're road eggs

i do not mind i think it's interesting and unique please do not kinkshame

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

ok fuckers, time to show us the cocks and assholes

Devila
May 1, 2016

Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm going to print this and cum on your stupid loving face

You can't stop me

:spooky:

Yes I can >.>

It's a copyrighted photo, you're not allowed to print it.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
still waiting to find out who won the competition

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Don Tacorleone posted:

I'm going to print this and cum on your stupid loving face

You can't stop me

:spooky:
wtf that's not okay don, unless it's barnacle jim

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

china bot posted:

still waiting to find out who won the competition

The OP did, it was rigged from the start.

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


notZaar posted:

The OP did, it was rigged from the start.

I'm actually the most attractive guy in this thread

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

notZaar posted:

Beard game is weak, here's a proper beard



You lose baaaaaad. Normal hair, beard perfectly kempt, outside, not a ham beast.


None of this qualifies for the competition.

edit: then again I was outside hiking in my pics too, so that probably automatically disqualifies me as well.

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 19:24 on Aug 16, 2016

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

notZaar posted:

Beard game is weak, here's a proper beard


Where did you find this picture

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Maybe but I'm still a big antisocial sperglord rear end in a top hat like the rest of us.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

notZaar posted:

Maybe but I'm still a big antisocial sperglord rear end in a top hat like the rest of us.

:hfive:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

Where did you find this picture

Tanbark Ridge Overlook, cant u read

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Devila posted:

Yes I can >.>

It's a copyrighted photo, you're not allowed to print it.

Do you have any official stalkers yet? If not, PM me, I'm eager to "fill the position" if u know what I mean heh

Or msg on okcupid my screen name is BigDonTinyDong

a hole-y ghost posted:

wtf that's not okay don, unless it's barnacle jim

Don't mess with me man this is true love

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Don Tacorleone posted:

Don't mess with me man this is true love
are you gonna stream it on twitch

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Tanbark Ridge Overlook, cant u read

Hector, your avatar, wtf is going on. Get your house in order.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

notZaar posted:

Hector, your avatar, wtf is going on. Get your house in order.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

notZaar posted:

Hector, your avatar, wtf is going on. Get your house in order.

lol i like this one

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

More of a Saget guy myself but he was good too.

Didn't like it when they had the two hosts.

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Don Tacorleone posted:

Do you have any official stalkers yet? If not, PM me, I'm eager to "fill the position" if u know what I mean heh

Or msg on okcupid my screen name is BigDonTinyDong


Don't mess with me man this is true love

Seems legit. What exactly are your qualifications? What sets you apart from the other prospective stalkers?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

More of a Saget guy myself but he was good too.

I felt like AFV was less family friendly with him as host because Saget rhymes with... welll.. :blush:

e:

Salty Josh posted:

Seems legit. What exactly are your qualifications? What sets you apart from the other prospective stalkers?

I can vouch for Don, he stalked his last victim for 2.7 months longer than the national average before going in for the kill.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Salty Josh posted:

Seems legit. What exactly are your qualifications? What sets you apart from the other prospective stalkers?

I got an Olympic record

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Don Tacorleone posted:

I got an Olympic record

You have to understand, this is job requires certain responsibilities. What are your expectations for pay? And are you aware that this job may require you to go above and beyond the General Terms and Conditions stipulated in your Stalker Contract?

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Salty Josh posted:

You have to understand, this is job requires certain responsibilities. What are your expectations for pay? And are you aware that this job may require you to go above and beyond the General Terms and Conditions stipulated in your Stalker Contract?

I wanna touch her hiney

And cum on face

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

ha ha... this guy... this..

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Don Tacorleone posted:

I wanna touch her hiney

Hiney touches aren't out of the question. However, such privileges are only granted after after certain milestones are met.

Privileges Available upon Hire are:

1. Her acknowledgement that you are the Official Stalker.
2. As such, she will privately message you "Stop Commenting in my Sections" once a week at which point you will be permitted one reply.
3. Your own personal AV with your choice of Stalkee's favorite food.

White Knighting will be allowed but within reason.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
i think we're getting further away from our purpose

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

china bot posted:

i think we're getting further away from our purpose

There is no greater purpose for a goon than to find his one true love, and stalk the poo poo out of her.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Salty Josh posted:

Hiney touches aren't out of the question. However, such privileges are only granted after after certain milestones are met.

Privileges Available upon Hire are:

1. Her acknowledgement that you are the Official Stalker.
2. As such, she will privately message you "Stop Commenting in my Sections" once a week at which point you will be permitted one reply.
3. Your own personal AV with your choice of Stalkee's favorite food.

White Knighting will be allowed but within reason.

Ready to fap

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

I do believe you are the most qualified person good sir. Expect a call in the next week or so to confirm your appointment to this highly, esteemed position. You will receive a packet with all your benefits upon your arrival.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Carmant posted:

Here's a higher quality pic of this guy



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