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CloFan posted:Also I have the entire Bruiser saga in PDF format: Came here to post this. First thing I read on SA.
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various cheeses posted:Was bruiser also that JessicaDupre guy pretending to be a girl pretending to be a robot? i dont think so
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Remember the guy who lied about being locked outside his house and his wife was like changing locks and keeping his kid snd stuff. He would only post about how he was leechijg wifi and everyone came to help..... . Then like 2 days later, he came back and "had one over on goons" and pulled the puppetmaster defense. It wasnt the first time someone had but im pretty sure it solidified the puppetmaster defense as a thing. And who can forget the sa fighting game with get out frog, puppetmaster, and some girl/ghoul posters as characters?
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Several years ago there was a thread dedicated to things people did to save money or out of sheer laziness/gooniness. The thread started out pretty normal with stuff like "I eat tons of ramen" and "I leech wifi" or whatever. Then out of nowhere this dude comes in and starts talking about how he grew up incredibly poor and in order to get through college he would do poo poo like go to campus and pick dandelion weeds in order to make soup out of them so he could afford to eat. The guy totally took over the thread and put everyone to shame because people who grew up with nice lives suddenly realized what real poverty was. I think the thread was just called "What's the most bachelor things you have ever done?" or something.
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Iirc one of the iterations of the bachelor thread also had a guy using a shopvac to drain a boil on his taint And some other guy who would literally lay facedown on his kitchen floor and piss through a hole in the wood instead of using the toilet
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Mr. 47 posted:Does anyone else remember the thread about the vapid doofus who lived in a tiny urban apartment in Australia with a couple kids, but she was bound and determined to get some giant gently caress-off dog that is horrible with kids and requires many hectares of land? It followed the classic goon timeline of: It's funny because like a month ago I was camping with these redneck idiots that are friends of friends and they had one of these fuckin' dogs It looked incredibly uncomfortable the whole time and like it wanted to eat the children running around lol
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coronatae posted:Iirc one of the iterations of the bachelor thread also had a guy using a shopvac to drain a boil on his taint lol didn't he have some kind of piss container under his kitchen?
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coronatae posted:And some other guy who would literally lay facedown on his kitchen floor and piss through a hole in the wood instead of using the toilet That rings a vague bell. Did it end up causing structural damage or something?
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Jastiger posted:
The Youtube video of the game was posted 3 pages back.
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There was a guy putting videos up on his self designed ridable hexapod robot. (too many hexapods on Youtube for me to find) He seemed like a nice guy if not eccentric. The memorable part is where goons bought him an SA account and proceeded to weird him out trying to diagnose what sort of autism he had. Last I knew he got the robot moving and got a deal for a toy version, but never quite got the turret-seat to work the way he wanted. Does anyone know how that goon slave labor camp in Hawaii ended up? I was talked out of it by more sane people.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:That rings a vague bell. Did it end up causing structural damage or something? IIRC, it was a cabin-like house that had like 2 feet of air and then went to bare earth. I think his dogs liked to play down there and his main concern was peeing onto them.
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Back in the day, there was a thread dedicated to someones neighbor, Ghost Pimp, the pimp with a heart of gold. I forever wish I could find that again, because it is what eventually got me to join SA.
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I can't find it but years ago there was a guy who had convinced his girlfriend he was Australian and drove a very expensive car. Then instead of owning up to his lies he started saving up for the car and planned to have her meet his parents for dinner at Outback Steakhouse so he could still speak with an accent and not get called on it. Also the salad bar is a social contract thread where a goon was complaining about how he often had to stop people from sharing all you can eat salad at the lovely pizza place he worked at which culminated in a goon going to a pizza place and building a structurally sound salad tower just to see how much he could get on his plate. Also the "financial plan" found on an old hard drive describing how some 16 year old kid was gonna pay back like 30,000 dollars in credit car debt he racked up on his dad's credit cards trying to start his own video editing company. Highlights included the plan having an entry where he explains that his dad will have to buy him a car so he can find work to pay him back.
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Untrustable posted:Also the "financial plan" found on an old hard drive describing how some 16 year old kid was gonna pay back like 30,000 dollars in credit car debt he racked up on his dad's credit cards trying to start his own video editing company. Highlights included the plan having an entry where he explains that his dad will have to buy him a car so he can find work to pay him back. No, no, the entire loving plan was 'dad, you can sell your stuff/cash out your 401k..oh, and buy me more stuff for my half-assed, one-in-a-million idea.'
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Tequila Sunrise posted:I think the thread was just called "What's the most bachelor things you have ever done?" or something. Jesus, the cumvase. One of my earliest SA memories.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY
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Hogge Wild posted:lol I feel like that guy just pissed through the floorboards into the void below his house. He mentioned that he was afraid that his dogs, who slept under the house, were going to bite his dick. What, why, etc.
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Uncle Salty posted:I feel like that guy just pissed through the floorboards into the void below his house. He mentioned that he was afraid that his dogs, who slept under the house, were going to bite his dick. Any time you find yourself in a position where a dog may bite off your dick, it's time for some deep reflection on where your life went wrong.
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Mr. 47 posted:Any time you find yourself in a position where a dog may bite off your dick, it's time for some deep reflection on where your life went wrong. I guess my idea for a fully nude dog groomer business is going back on the shelf.
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Floorboard-knothole-pissing dog-dick guy was kind of awesome, though, because he told his story with a plain sincerity. He was like, oh we're talking about lazy gross single man child behavior? Ah ok here's a thing I do. It was refreshing in its directness, because those threads were full of weird bragging about really boring or dumb stuff: "well u see, me and my husband, see, we just swig fireball from the bottle and the game controllers are all sticky and my husband, well, I wanted pizza tee hee so he..."
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i want to know the layout of the house that pissing in a hole in the floor took less effort than finding a toilet or even pissing in the sink in the kitchen
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Uncle Salty posted:Floorboard-knothole-pissing dog-dick guy was kind of awesome, though, because he told his story with a plain sincerity. He was like, oh we're talking about lazy gross single man child behavior? Ah ok here's a thing I do. The number of goons that think jeans never have to be cleaned was horrifying. Those threads were a cesspit of horrible behavior
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Len posted:The number of goons that think jeans never have to be cleaned was horrifying. Those threads were a cesspit of horrible behavior I've had this debate with a coworker, who freezes his raw denim jeans to "kill the bacteria." Understand, he puts them in the freezer *instead* of washing them. Sure, it requires Woolite and a special cycle, but you gotta wash those bad boys.
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Uncle Salty posted:Floorboard-knothole-pissing dog-dick guy was kind of awesome, though, because he told his story with a plain sincerity. He was like, oh we're talking about lazy gross single man child behavior? Ah ok here's a thing I do. ...yes, go on...
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Len posted:The number of goons that think jeans never have to be cleaned was horrifying. Those threads were a cesspit of horrible behavior Oh yeah, I remember maybe an A/T thread about jeans that I looked at and people were not washing them for months to "break them in" then there are the A/T threads about not using shampoo or soap and poo poo. Yuck. Also a long, old thread about fountain pens. Nothing exceptionally weird about that other than I don't what there is to talk about.
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Those AOL chat logs, oh my god. The progression on this one is masterful: http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/8/Tequila Sunrise posted:I think the thread was just called "What's the most bachelor things you have ever done?" or something. http://www.somethingawful.com/comedy-goldmine/bachelor-gross-beer/1/ nomad2020 posted:There was a guy putting videos up on his self designed ridable hexapod robot. (too many hexapods on Youtube for me to find) He seemed like a nice guy if not eccentric. The memorable part is where goons bought him an SA account and proceeded to weird him out trying to diagnose what sort of autism he had. Last I knew he got the robot moving and got a deal for a toy version, but never quite got the turret-seat to work the way he wanted. Are you talking about "My name is Jamie, and I've decided to build a giant robot, DAMMIT!" I never finished the thread, I didn't realize someone bought him an account. I know what I'm reading today!
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That's the guy.
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Juando290 posted:Back in the day, there was a thread dedicated to someones neighbor, Ghost Pimp, the pimp with a heart of gold. I forever wish I could find that again, because it is what eventually got me to join SA. Didn't the OP get befriended by him and the pimp sort of took him under his wing? I vaguely remember this.
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The whole , muliple, Phenazepam threads in crackhead clubhouse was mind boggling. People warning "Dont take this experimental long acting russioan benzo" and other people ignoring the advice then waking up days later in a prison cell, or owning a grand piano, or in on case actually dying. But god the whole drama was funny until then.
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CloFan posted:Those AOL chat logs, oh my god. The progression on this one is masterful: http://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/aol-search-log/8/ Jesus Christ.
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duck monster posted:The whole , muliple, Phenazepam threads in crackhead clubhouse was mind boggling. People warning "Dont take this experimental long acting russioan benzo" and other people ignoring the advice then waking up days later in a prison cell, or owning a grand piano, or in on case actually dying. But god the whole drama was funny until then. The whole thing was the best dark humor. Even when that poor dead guy met his fate, the cries of 'he better not be scamming me' mixed with 'JOOOOOOOOOSE' and actually making 'dajoose.com' a thing was just so absurd. It's something to reread for the ages, just be aware that around the beginning of November it takes a very sad turn. monkeytennis posted:Jesus Christ. Oh God, now I remember these. Though I wish I hadn't.
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Goon goes couch surfing, ends up crashing at a girl's place and feels bad for creeping on the girl staying there. Then a few pages later the girl shows up and says "no you attempted to rape me there was nothing 'accidental' about it" while goons continue to defend the couch surfing rapist http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3368580 quote:well all the images have been removed because everybody was direct linking them. but basically the op spent 12 years as a professional cook and is asking the very basic question of how to cook a tomato sauce with 12 types of salt. Bluestory and her man-child husband, spending $thousands on Star Wars toys while she was 5 months pregnant oh and she developed gestational diabetes after not changing her fast food and sandwich diet at all, something predicted by goons months before it happened http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722319 Zaurg: Get a Divorce http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3470495&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 CrazyJake's Hiking across America and planning to cross Texas, LA, MS in the middle of summer http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3714480&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 Goon signs a insanely stupid car loan agreement, throws a fit and says he was scammed http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2873673 LLJKSiLk is a extremely creepy man with several children who hates his younger son for behaviors that turn out to describe the OP to a T, also cyberstalked social wokers when they came to his house to investigate on reports of abuse http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722560
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s'Ilancy posted:Ha! That was the year before LoungieMu took me to my first gooncamp. It didn't buzz me, it hit me square on the top of the head. Knocked me on my rear end. Ahh, the stupid poo poo I did back in the day...
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Mr. 47 posted:I've had this debate with a coworker, who freezes his raw denim jeans to "kill the bacteria." Understand, he puts them in the freezer *instead* of washing them. Sure, it requires Woolite and a special cycle, but you gotta wash those bad boys. Dude needs to learn some biology; freezing the bacteria may keep them from reproducing briefly but it probably won't kill them. Thankfully the "don't wash your jeans for six months" thing seems to have gone out of fashion, since people figured out "you can still get sick fades on your jeans while washing them once a month or even more!"
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I'm surprised no one ever mentioned Martin Random's "Secrets from Inside the White House": http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1845896 Or about his roommate (the fecal lasagna thread): http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1353420 Great fiction, this.
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Stinky_Pete posted:http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3722319 Sorry to drag the thread back a page, but my absolute favourite part was she considered herself and her partner to have 'superior genes' yet he had an allergy to vegetables or something equally ridiculous
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Skarsnik posted:Sorry to drag the thread back a page, but my absolute favourite part was she considered herself and her partner to have 'superior genes' yet he had an allergy to vegetables or something equally ridiculous He made up an allergy to any and all fresh produce and she enabled him on it, and right, despite all that, the reason they wanted a kid is because it would be a crime to deprive the world of their genetic material. She also has herself convinced that he projects pheromones that make her silly vagina brain go all loopy and incapable of having a serious or difficult discussion about finances, and this conveniently flares up any time she's about to do any planning. If she can get past that, then as far as the thread is aware the only time he makes noise or does anything functional is when she wants take-out for dinner. Stinky_Pete has a new favorite as of 21:11 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:The whole thing was the best dark humor. Even when that poor dead guy met his fate, the cries of 'he better not be scamming me' mixed with 'JOOOOOOOOOSE' and actually making 'dajoose.com' a thing was just so absurd. It's something to reread for the ages, just be aware that around the beginning of November it takes a very sad turn. I was the person who named it "da joose." My little contribution to forums history. Eventually my aunt got into my stash and blacked out for a week. Her final tally was something like 3 trips to the hospital, 2 arrests, 1 destroyed kitchen, 1 crashed car, and 1 trip to the psych ward. That was the end of joose for me.
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