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Were you hanging out with the lost boys? 
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Aug 16, 2016 13:54
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 "just relax baby we need this to save our relationship"
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Aug 16, 2016 13:56
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I see the Eugenics wars left some deep scars.
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Aug 16, 2016 13:59
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I liked when Voyager went back to 1996 and Janeway was like "Well Tom we will be relying on your encyclopedic knowledge of the 20th century more than usual to get us through this pickle!" Then when they beam down and start interacting with real people and not historical 20th century holograms they realise Paris knows gently caress all "Groovy!" "Secret agents blah KGB blah" "I studied at Starfleet Academy...doh...I mean east coast school"
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Aug 16, 2016 14:40
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Yeah that was an effective bit of SHOWING rather than TELLING that Paris' 20th century fandom doesn't hold up. If he actually knew history then he wouldn't have made the KGB gaffe, but he clearly doesn't beyond a general sense of "late 1900s."
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Aug 16, 2016 15:10
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criscodisco posted:The first time they got home they went back in time to watch Sarah Silverman be wacky and to wear 90's clothes (especially Tom) and steal a holo-emitter from Ed Begley Jr. but when they went back to the 24th century they were in the delta quadrant again for some reason.  this is not convincing me to not continue watching all of Voiyager
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Aug 16, 2016 15:12
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I'm watching DS9 "Past Tense" and I'm really enjoying this BC character. They should have found a way to keep him on the show permanently just constantly trying to kill people and saying crazy poo poo and adjusting his hat.
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Aug 16, 2016 15:24
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Also if you made somebody watch DS9 ep 1, said "Which of these characters do you think gets his leg blown off, gets PTSD, and eventually gets mostly over it with holograms?" no way could anyone ever guess that correctly.
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Aug 16, 2016 16:38
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criscodisco posted:The first time they got home they went back in time to watch Sarah Silverman be wacky and to wear 90's clothes (especially Tom) and steal a holo-emitter from Ed Begley Jr. but when they went back to the 24th century they were in the delta quadrant again for some reason. The first time they asked to be left at earth and the time guy that took them there is like "Sorry temporal prime directive your asses have to go back the gently caress where you came from. Exactly." Janeway's ancestor was like, The A plot about some old rear end in a top hat refusing to let the millennium gate be built because he didn't like that it had stores in it. The B plot was that Janeway thought her ancestor was some earth Hero, building that gate and then making the mars missions possible in the 2030s. Turns out she was some fired engineer that was dirt poor and wanted a book store owners dick and convinced him to not be the worlds' biggest rear end in a top hat and take millions of dollars and a free replacement store for selling his old one. Had nothing really to do with anything. This somehow surprised Janeway since apparently nobody in her entire family bothered to do a google search on their ancestor and instead told folk tales about being descended from greatness. That was just a flashback. The ITT tech job was that Voyager made it home 7 years after when Season 7 took place, but Tuvok died of space Aids after like 4 of those years. So old crusty Janeway travels through time, sends voyager through a borg transwarp thing 7 years earlier than it was supposed to so Tuvok won't die (ending the series as well) The time tube episode I think is explained that was 17 years later and by then Starfleet had Slipstream figured out and would just go to the Delta Quadrant all the time. Also Don't forget the time Harry crashed voyager into an ice planet, killing everyone except him and Chakotay who got to Earth. Captain Laforge blew them up though and reset the timeline. Also Harry Kim traveled into a parallel universe where he was an accomplished scientist and railing his hot fiance on earth but decided he needed to get back to the show timeline. 
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Aug 16, 2016 17:02
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Aug 16, 2016 17:18
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corn in the bible posted:he's assigned as an officer to the voyager because they're going back to the delta quadrant to establish official ties with all the aliens voyager met back in the day and he's the only one from the old crew who is willing to go. then everyone above him dies so he gets to be captain What species they'd encountered wouldn't shoot at them on sight?
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Aug 16, 2016 18:13
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Apollodorus posted:Yeah that was an effective bit of SHOWING rather than TELLING that Paris' 20th century fandom doesn't hold up. If he actually knew history then he wouldn't have made the KGB gaffe, but he clearly doesn't beyond a general sense of "late 1900s." It's like when people play 80s Trivial pursuit and then get slammed because all they know about is pop-music, cartoons and commercials but know gently caress-all about Perestroika/Glasnost and all the other hugely important events that occurred from 80-89
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Aug 16, 2016 18:16
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Sunswipe posted:What species they'd encountered wouldn't shoot at them on sight? I would say the Ocampa but they all starved to death and nobody ever mentioned them again.
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Aug 16, 2016 18:22
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I would say the Ocampa but they all starved to death and nobody ever mentioned them again. "It's vitally important to the Federation that we make contact with this race that's going to die out in a few generations!" "Really?" "Actually, I'm just hoping we can get Janeway to go on the mission and get permanently lost this time, before she causes another diplomatic incident with the Vulcans." "... I though the Vulcans were part of the Federation?" "They were until Admiral Janeway paid them a diplomatic visit."
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Aug 16, 2016 18:32
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Aug 16, 2016 20:11
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Fat Shat Sings posted:I would say the Ocampa but they all starved to death and nobody ever mentioned them again. Wait a minute... how did they survive without the caretaker? They had enough supplies to last 5 years and then... what? Voyager's bad writing gets worse all the time.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:34
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Met posted:Wait a minute... how did they survive without the caretaker? They had enough supplies to last 5 years and then... what? He filled their batteries and then caved in the hole they lived in... so... ya...  Look, sometimes you just have to drown the bag of puppies. Burning_Monk fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Aug 16, 2016 |
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Aug 16, 2016 22:37
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The Ocampa are a terrarium-dwelling race. Their stupid bullshit thrives if self-contained and they are allowed to ingest the decay byproducts of their own species in a closed loop.
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Aug 16, 2016 22:41
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cheerfullydrab posted:I'm watching DS9 "Past Tense" and I'm really enjoying this BC character. They should have found a way to keep him on the show permanently just constantly trying to kill people and saying crazy poo poo and adjusting his hat. that's the one star trek story that is guaranteed going to loving happen irl within the next 25 years
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Aug 16, 2016 23:19
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Hey, between the cardies and the romulans, who was more technologically advanced?
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Aug 16, 2016 23:27
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Romulans had ship cloaking where Carsassians did not. Romulans could detect a fake Cardassian optolythic data rod. Romulans could make a distilled spirit palatable to more than a single race. Cardassians had superior filing systems. Cardassian males eschewed the sciences. Cardassian and Romulan brain-implant tech seemed to be pretty much on par given Garak's pleasure switch and Geordie's mind-control assassin radio As much as I prefer the Cardassian peoples, I'd have to go with the Romulans.
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Aug 16, 2016 23:34
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shadow puppet of a posted:Romulans had ship cloaking where Carsassians did not. blah blah professionals study logistics etc
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Aug 16, 2016 23:35
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Everyone hates Cardassian cuisine, even Cardassians. Technology was second rate, scientists were under the control of the military and supervised by the Obsidian Order so their could never hope to match the Federation's technical expertise. Their justice system was a farce. Dr Bashir finds Cardassian literary classics "boring". Their empire is smaller than the Federation, Romulan and Klingon Empires respectively. They couldn't drive the Klingons or maquis out of their territory until they joined the Dominion and got the Jem Hadar to help them. Everybody hates them because they were mean to the Bajorans for fifty years Pretty cool architecture though Best Star Trek race
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Aug 17, 2016 00:23
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shadow puppet of a posted:Romulans had ship cloaking where Carsassians did not. probably demons in bed since they are the vulcans that got kicked out for being too depraved and emotional
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Aug 17, 2016 00:29
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My sister is staying with me for a few days, and yesterday she asked why I turn on Voyager before I fall asleep. So I turned on an episode of Voyager, and she fell asleep.
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Aug 17, 2016 02:33
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Also Harry Kim traveled into a parallel universe where he was an accomplished scientist and railing his hot fiance on earth but decided he needed to get back to the show timeline. I'm pretty sure the only reason Tom Paris was in that ep was so they could do this dumb joke:  "I'm going to Marseilles, France!":bigtran: "Why?" "I have to see Paris!":bigtran: "But you said you were going to Marseilles!"
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Aug 17, 2016 04:30
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Ugh Libby was the worst in that episode. She only existed to have baths and whine gently in Harry's ear ""Haaaarrry" "Haaaaaaaaaarrrry" Don't keep dating your college gf Harry Kim particularly if you're posted on a ship the other side of the alfafa quadrant
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Aug 17, 2016 04:38
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Man I didn't remember any of this Season 7 poo poo, why is Harry such a little bitch. He yells at a Klingon woman who wants to bone him, but then he runs away like a little scared bitch and lets Neelix have her.
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Aug 17, 2016 04:48
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Figaro posted:Pretty cool architecture though I thought of a long list but it all boils down to the fact that Cardassians are better at antagonizing O'Brien so they win by default.
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Aug 17, 2016 05:11
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Urgh, why is every Gul Dukat episode after Waltz such a letdown? Some of them aren't even bad, like the one where he prank calls Kira to say he hosed her mother, but they just aren't as good as the ones before his psychotic breakdown.
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Aug 17, 2016 05:18
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The writers were irritated by the fact that people on Usenet were believing Gul Dukat's bullshit and found him to be a sympathetic character so they made him cackling batshit insane evil to make it clear he's meant to be a villain. Which for those of us who aren't literally nazis kind of ruined his character.
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Aug 17, 2016 05:28
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I remember some (hopefully minority) of DS9 fans back in the day wanting a Dukat/Kira romance. Particularly during season 4 and 5, it was all pretty gross. Mmm genocide of my peoples what a turn on!
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Aug 17, 2016 05:36
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The Endbringer posted:My sister is staying with me for a few days, and yesterday she asked why I turn on Voyager before I fall asleep. So I turned on an episode of Voyager, and she fell asleep. It's great, isn't it?
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Aug 17, 2016 05:47
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Figaro posted:I remember some (hopefully minority) of DS9 fans back in the day wanting a Dukat/Kira romance. Particularly during season 4 and 5, it was all pretty gross. Mmm genocide of my peoples what a turn on! I like how they taunted those fans with the episode where Dukat gets Ziyal back. He and Kira have all this goofy antics going on in the cave where they "bond", and then Dukat immediately follows it up by declaring vengeance on everyone who wronged him after the moment passes.
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Aug 17, 2016 05:59
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Pretty sure Dukat creeps on Kira multiple times.
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Aug 17, 2016 06:25
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cheerfullydrab posted:Pretty sure Dukat creeps on Kira multiple times. *ring ring* hey major kira, dukat here. i banged your mom *end transmission*
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Aug 17, 2016 06:30
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Figaro posted:I remember some (hopefully minority) of DS9 fans back in the day wanting a Dukat/Kira romance. Particularly during season 4 and 5, it was all pretty gross. Mmm genocide of my peoples what a turn on! Supposedly some of the writers wanted that to happen and Nana Visitor basically had to tell them she'd straight-up refuse to do any such thing.
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Aug 17, 2016 07:19
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No one ever remembers that time a concentration-camp survivor fell head over heels for hitler
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What do you think Cardassian music sounds like? The only musical tastes we've really observed in ST races is Klingon Opera. Thinking that it's mentioned in-universe that their hearing isn't as keen as humans (probably from their ears being just an evolved tympanic membrane), I'm thinking Cardie music probably has a ton of bass and fast-driving beats. Spoonheads would love industrial and dubstep.
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