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Admiral Snackbar posted:What's this?! Welcome back, Admiral! And thanks for kicking this thing off in the first place. Hogge Wild fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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Delivery McGee posted:*--It's okay to be ironically racist against the Irish now, as long as you're not English, innit? The would-be Baron Blaney says it's okay. (Long story, but my boyfriend is the heir to an Irish castle the English burned down. Actually that's the whole story, it was shorter than I thought.)
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 05:22 |
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Is it okay if you're an American of vaguely-Irish descent among other Americans of vaguely-Irish descent? "My grandmother was from Logh Alan so that's why I'm a drunk," kinda thing.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 05:46 |
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no just shut your mouth and fund the IRA
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Is it okay if you're an American of vaguely-Irish descent among other Americans of vaguely-Irish descent? "My grandmother was from Logh Alan so that's why I'm a drunk," kinda thing.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 05:53 |
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yeah prince phillip is greek, so who gives a poo poo about him
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 05:54 |
Don't be a rascist jerk about anyone who lives on the British Isles. K thnx.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:05 |
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All those people he regularly insults? Dude is a legendary troll TBH
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:04 |
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SeanBeansShako posted:Don't be a rascist jerk about anyone who lives on the British Isles. The English are garbage.
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Endman posted:The English are garbage. agreed
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:56 |
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thatbastardken posted:no my grandma gave somewhere around 20 grand over the course of her life (no joke), thanks Monsignor Barry. We could have used that money for more good booze at her wake! No joke, the monsignor had connections and regularly collected support money for the cause from old Irish folks in our diocese.
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V. Illych L. posted:couldn't it also work as a terror weapon It IS a terror weapon, particularly when you spam closely packed civilian ghettos in Palestine with it E: f,b xthetenth posted:Wallenstein would either end up with a C level job somewhere or totally blacklisted from his industry. Possibly both. Or rule the loving world. Let's face it, he's got the spergs to pull it off. SeanBeansShako posted:Don't be a rascist jerk about anyone who lives on the British Isles. Yeah, they pull that off fine themselves :iamafag:
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 08:09 |
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Endman posted:The English are garbage. Technically, they're Island Apes. ("Inselaffen" is a German slur for Englishmen. )
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 08:54 |
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Tias posted:Or rule the loving world. Let's face it, he's got the spergs to pull it off. at some point i need to talk about young hauptmann wallenstein and his first war experience, which is insane, or colonel wallenstein and what he did when the 30yw broke out (hint: ) HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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ArchangeI posted:At least in Early Modernity, the health of the monarch is considered to be representative of the health of the realm, so a monarch not being completely healthy is BIG loving DEAL HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS. ... Nebakenezzer posted:I HAVE THOUGHTS edit: also what drugs was he on HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Aug 17, 2016 |
# ? Aug 17, 2016 09:18 |
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HEY GAL posted:every biography of him i've read uses the phrase "ruthlessly ambitious" at some point and i'm all, who that i'm familiar with isn't? you git. Sooner rather than later!
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Grand Prize Winner posted:my grandma gave somewhere around 20 grand over the course of her life (no joke), thanks Monsignor Barry. We could have used that money for more good booze at her wake! Terrorist fundraising was alot easier before brown people were involved, it seems.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 10:21 |
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nothing to seehere posted:Terrorist fundraising was alot easier before brown people were involved, it seems. No, it's still really easy
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 10:25 |
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when will someone talk about the religious radicalization in the white community
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 10:27 |
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HEY GAL posted:when will someone talk about the religious radicalization in the white community And just like that we're back to the 30 Years War.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 11:09 |
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Re: the earlier star fort conversation, are there documented cases of troops from bypassed strongholds raising havoc behind lines?
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 11:31 |
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Star fort bypass chat was really interesting, because I admit I used to think "Why didn't they just bypass those things more often?", but I guess a requirement that your static defences stretch for miles of front happened relatively recently. I was going to ask "Why not just surround it" but I guess that's just called a siege.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 12:15 |
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Arquinsiel posted:There are rules for it. It's a complex situation. Like if the dude is a would-be Baron then there's a strong chance it'd be the same as being English on the scale of "great craic" to "kicked to death outside Copper's". I've found the best practice is mocking the prejudice, not the people. There's plenty of material too.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 13:23 |
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Yvonmukluk posted:Iunno, seems like they could likely have fit in anywhere where 'have gun/sword/pike (delete as appropriate), will travel' is a valid job description. Probably including Blackwater or whatever they're calling themselves now. http://www.salon.com/2016/08/16/bro...heneys-america/ quote:A pair of South Florida Jewish buddies in their mid-20s with no particular qualifications stumbled upon an open secret around the year 2005: The United States military would buy arms from anybody — as in literally anybody. Packouz and Diveroli made millions by bidding on various small-scale contracts that big defense firms didn’t notice or want and then filled them by buying outdated weapons equipment from Asia or Eastern Europe on the internet and shipping it to U.S. forces in the Middle East. Most of their transactions were not technically illegal, but their process definitely wasn’t ethical or efficient. It was a stupid method for supplying a stupid war. HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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HEY GAL posted:http://www.salon.com/2016/08/16/bro...heneys-america/ I'm imagining Wallenstein walking up to these guys out of nowhere and rearranging all their plans. "You think this is war profiteering? This is war profiteering."
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MikeCrotch posted:"You think this is war profiteering? This is war profiteering."
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HEY GAL posted:http://www.salon.com/2016/08/16/bro...heneys-america/ You know you've made it as an arms dealer when Jonah hill plays you in the movie
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Delivery McGee posted:
The most recent one was a 3 part look of him clambering around inside a Panther which was really good. It was interesting to see what a (ex)professional tank man thought of it. He really wasn't impressed by those ergonomics.
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xthetenth posted:I've found the best practice is mocking the prejudice, not the people. There's plenty of material too.
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Arquinsiel posted:There's a certain value in going for broke and surviving via shock value. Or surviving because you deserted before the war started as the case may be . (The San Patricios were rad)
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Deptfordx posted:The most recent one was a 3 part look of him clambering around inside a Panther which was really good. I love the front fenders. "Herr Schlitz, why do we not use the same fasteners all the way around so we only need to produce one?" "That is not the German way, Karl".
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Tias posted:you git. Sooner rather than later! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Long_Turkish_War One biography says Wallenstein started as a squad leader and became a fendrich later, one says he started as a fendrich. Whatever the case, he was 21 in 1604, utterly unknown, some random dude from a mid-level noble family whose parents are both dead. But (as it turns out later) he's thinking hard about how to move armies really fast, which is what his enemies do. He's also very brave, other people say this a lot. His commander is this guy, who later wrote a bunch of books that Wallenstein's going to read when they come out. One of his fellow soldiers is a 45-year old general named Johann T'serclaes, count of Tilly; he's the commander of all the imperial artillery. They don't know each other. Wallenstein's colonel is Heinrich Matthias von Thurn, who'll be one of his enemies later. The expedition he's on doesn't go super great. They're trying to besiege Gran https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esztergom but they get there on the 18th of September, which is almost too late to do anything at all before the winter starts. The fighting stops on the 8th October; in the meantime, Wallenstein distinguishes himself through conspicuous bravery and gets promoted to Hauptmann. In a fight before Kaschau he gets wounded in the hand. The army overwinters near the Slovakian Eperjes (not the Hungarian one). It goes poorly. The march from Kaschau to Eperjes is hard, they have no food, they have no money, and the place is so sparsely populated that they can barely even plunder. Wallenstein's hand would won't heal. Finally, Basta calls all the officers together. He decides to have the troops elect representatives, one from every regiment, which will go to Prague and ask for pay. The Bohemian infantry chooses Wallenstein, who accepts despite his wound. Their group is 20 people, and the route they take goes through Over-Hungary and over this mountain range. Every one of them makes it. But when they get to Prague, every request they make fails. There is no money for the troops, whether or not the hungarians are heading toward moravia. Shortly thereafter, Wallenstein gets "Hungarian sickness," which either means typhus or syphilis. I'm inclined to think it was typhus because it nearly killed him, and the first symptoms of early syphilis are practically nothing. Then he gets plague. He doesn't die from either of these things. When he recovers from those and his hand wound, he discovers that the Bohemian Staende have decided to dismiss the army. They appoint him Abdankungskommissarius, "commissioner in charge of dismissal;" that spring, he goes back to Hungary and carries this out. And that was his first war experience.
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HEY GAL posted:Finally, Basta calls all the officers together. He decides to have the troops elect representatives, one from every regiment, which will go to Prague and ask for pay. Funny that the guy who tells everyone "gently caress this, go get something done" has a name that means "enough" in two Romance languages that come to mind. Unless this part is a joke that I don't get.
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hogmartin posted:Funny that the guy who tells everyone "gently caress this, go get something done" has a name that means "enough" in two Romance languages that come to mind.
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HEY GAL posted:no, that was really his name Hah, nice. Like a General Does Anyone Want To Take Some Initiative or a Colonel Do I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here. Is this him? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giorgio_Basta hogmartin fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Aug 17, 2016 |
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hogmartin posted:Hah, nice. Like a General Does Anyone Want To Take Some Initiative or a Colonel Do I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here. nice beard, books, reputation for brutality, and all
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HEY GAL posted:the very same Also, notorious backstabber and zealot. During the war with the Ottomans, he betrayed allied Serbian and Wallachian forces under a flimsy excuse and had their commanders assassinated or captured and executed in a creative fashion (Starina Novak was roasted alive for over an hour, for example) followed by persecuting the non-Catholic Christian population in his former allies' lands.
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:25 |
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the 16th and 17th centuries were cool, and also good
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# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:29 |
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HEY GAL posted:the 16th and 17th centuries were cool, and also good * cool may vary depending on if you're being roasted alive, all sales final, no refunds.
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So, um, the square bullet version of the Puckle gun might actually work and be reasonably accurate! https://youtu.be/wFhqyvCTA1I
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