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Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

Flounder and fluke are both names of mistakes and fish.

I wonder why

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:09

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# ? May 25, 2024 09:45

Van Dis: Jun 19, 2004

Dillbag posted:

Are we talking about goons who work at NASA?

I think it eventually came out that this guy was just a janitor or something and had no reason to be strapped. Not even a space janitor, just a regular old earth janitor.

No offence to the earth janitors out there.

My favorite thing about this image is how he meticulously blended the baseboards and floorboards together :allears:

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:13

budgieinspector: Mar 24, 2006; According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:21

omg chael crash: Jul 8, 2012; Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.

Dillbag posted:

Are we talking about goons who work at NASA?

I think it eventually came out that this guy was just a janitor or something and had no reason to be strapped. Not even a space janitor, just a regular old earth janitor.

No offence to the earth janitors out there.

I know this gent and his exgirlfriend that took the photo. She's cool and whatever, but good old Marytr is still a bit looney

# ? Aug 17, 2016 06:55

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

Van Dis posted:

My favorite thing about this image is how he meticulously blended the baseboards and floorboards together

What do you mean? That's an unedited photo. He's just beside himself with satisfaction at his gear.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 08:58

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

loving hell I hadn't noticed that. The wall/floor does look oddly repetitive.

You could have used a tripod and stood in two different places.

OR! Post two pics side by side, like a rudeboy who gives no gently caress :kamina:

e: also for some reason I suddenly started wondering if exm'lady is a real word. Why is that?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 09:20 on Aug 17, 2016

# ? Aug 17, 2016 09:16

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Strudel Man posted:

What do you mean? That's an unedited photo. He's just beside himself with satisfaction at his gear.

Boo!

# ? Aug 17, 2016 09:19

stringless: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

Strudel Man posted:

What do you mean? That's an unedited photo. He's just beside himself with satisfaction at his gear.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 12:32

Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Dillbag posted:

Are we talking about goons who work at NASA?

I think it eventually came out that this guy was just a janitor or something and had no reason to be strapped. Not even a space janitor, just a regular old earth janitor.

No offence to the earth janitors out there.

yeah he didn't ever work at nasa, he just liked that shirt

# ? Aug 17, 2016 12:40

Florida Betty: Sep 24, 2004

Gorilla Salad posted:

It's a drying cabinet

Aren't those supposed to drain into the sink? It looks like his is draining onto his bananas.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 13:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Florida Betty posted:

Aren't those supposed to drain into the sink? It looks like his is draining onto his bananas.

I....I don't know of this is a joke or not.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:24

RyokoTK: Feb 12, 2012; I am cool.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I....I don't know of this is a joke or not.

He's not talking about the pic in the post he quoted, but rather the other pic that it was responding to.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 14:40

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Florida Betty posted:

Aren't those supposed to drain into the sink? It looks like his is draining onto his bananas.

Those are some crunchy looking bananas.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 15:39

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

This joke is crazy, or in another word...

# ? Aug 17, 2016 16:31

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

This joke is crazy, or in another word...

# ? Aug 17, 2016 16:40

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

What does a picture of Madonna have to do with anything/

# ? Aug 17, 2016 17:28

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I....I don't know of this is a joke or not.

It happens more often as you get older. :smith:

# ? Aug 17, 2016 17:34

Judge Schnoopy: Nov 2, 2005; dont even TRY it, pal

Johnny Aztec posted:

What does a picture of Madonna have to do with anything/

she sang that Raffi tribute

# ? Aug 17, 2016 17:44

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

VendaGoat posted:

Whelp.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 17:55

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

no one listens to no doubt anymore, huh

# ? Aug 17, 2016 17:56

Dog Case: Oct 7, 2003; Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

Tuxedo Ted posted:

GOTTA BE PREPARED! What if the LED fails? He needs that backup.

I remember that picture being paired with another that's just a table with all the poo poo he carried laid out. Had to be more than twenty pounds of stuff that had nothing to do with his job.

I love gawking at EDC people. It's one of those things that may have existed before, but like furries, SJWs, etc., the internet distills something down to pure weird, and then you have people who make a lifestyle out of "carrying things in my pockets".

I have a knife. But what if I need a scredriver, I should carry a multitool. That also has a knife in it. And then another multitool. Plus a multitool on my keyring. And another tool on there too. Also my watch band is a multitool.

All that's missing is a gun. And a backup gun. And maybe a couple more flashlights.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:27

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

china bot posted:

no one listens to no doubt anymore, huh

This joke is just a girl? This joke kinda always knew it would end up your ex-girlfriend?

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:27

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

This joke is feeling hella good, so let's just keep on dancing.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:41

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

What's he going to write on with that pen? Maybe he has one of those forearm notepad tattoos.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:43

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

The only way the loadout makes sense is if he works inside the Numidium.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:45

Matt Zerella: Oct 7, 2002; Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

the proper term is "Mall Ninjas"

# ? Aug 17, 2016 19:59

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Dillbag posted:

FishMist posted:

what's a "hideaway" and what's a "fluke"?

"surefire" is a torch? but he's got an led torch too....

Here's the first picture:

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:03

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

Dog Case posted:

I love gawking at EDC people. It's one of those things that may have existed before, but like furries, SJWs, etc., the internet distills something down to pure weird, and then you have people who make a lifestyle out of "carrying things in my pockets".

I have a knife. But what if I need a scredriver, I should carry a multitool. That also has a knife in it. And then another multitool. Plus a multitool on my keyring. And another tool on there too. Also my watch band is a multitool.

All that's missing is a gun. And a backup gun. And maybe a couple more flashlights.

Condom conspiciously absent.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:03

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

dialhforhero posted:

This joke is just a girl? This joke kinda always knew it would end up your ex-girlfriend?

all i wanted was a simple thing: a simple kind of joke

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:14

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's the first picture:

3PC pick? Like lockpicks? Can't you eat a burglary tools charge for carrying those without a good reason? I guess that isn't a worry for middle class white guys.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:32

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

now i want a dual purpose watch that i can also use to wrench on an engine in a pinch

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:41

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

spog posted:

Condom conspiciously absent.

You can only be so prepared.

alternately, maybe he's in a long term monogomous relahahahaha

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:43

Krinkle: Feb 9, 2003; Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts

Facebook Aunt posted:

3PC pick? Like lockpicks? Can't you eat a burglary tools charge for carrying those without a good reason? I guess that isn't a worry for middle class white guys.

Aw jeeze. I hope not. I mean i heard if you carry around a hammer in your truck and you use it to smash a window and steal a stereo that hammer becomes a burglary tool. I guess that doesn't explain whether some things are inherently burglary tools.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:44

SurreptitiousMuffin: Mar 21, 2010

Facebook Aunt posted:

3PC pick? Like lockpicks? Can't you eat a burglary tools charge for carrying those without a good reason? I guess that isn't a worry for middle class white guys.

Depending on where he is, the hideaway knife is also very, very illegal. It's usually okay to carry knives if they're smaller blades for cutting food or whatever, but a knife designed specifically for concealment has no purpose other than, you know, stabbing people.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 20:52

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Krinkle posted:

Aw jeeze. I hope not. I mean i heard if you carry around a hammer in your truck and you use it to smash a window and steal a stereo that hammer becomes a burglary tool. I guess that doesn't explain whether some things are inherently burglary tools.

In canada the law is

quote:

Possession of break-in instrument
351. (1) Every one who, without lawful excuse, the proof of which lies on them, has in their possession any instrument suitable for the purpose of breaking into any place, motor vehicle, vault or safe under circumstances that give rise to a reasonable inference that the instrument has been used or is or was intended to be used for such a purpose,
(a) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years; or
(b) is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.
...
R.S., 1985, c. C-46, s. 351; R.S., 1985, c. 27 (1st Supp.), s. 48; 2008, c. 18, s. 9.

Possession of instruments for breaking into coin-operated or currency exchange devices
352. Every one who, without lawful excuse, the proof of which lies on him, has in his possession any instrument suitable for breaking into a coin-operated device or a currency exchange device, under circumstances that give rise to a reasonable inference that the instrument has been used or is or was intended to be used for breaking into a coin-operated device or a currency exchange device, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for a term not exceeding two years.
R.S., c. C-34, s. 310; 1972, c. 13, s. 26; 1974-75-76, c. 93, s. 28.

So if someone calls in that there is a suspicious looking* dude hanging around, and the police find the suspicious looking dude in possession of tools, then that can ruin his day. This is one of those areas where the cop has a lot of discretion since a lot of things could be burglary tools or be perfectly innocent. Lock picks are one of those things that it will be harder to come up with a "lawful excuse" for though.

*in canada reading in public is suspicious enough to get the police called on you. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/dauphin-reading-in-car-1.3674236

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:05

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

china bot posted:

all i wanted was a simple thing: a simple kind of joke

I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining. I know what you're thinking, I don't need your reasons.

Don't post.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:09

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Unless you're a bonded and certified locksmith on call, or a member of certain law enforcement agencies, carrying lockpicking tools is pretty much always possession of burglary tools.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:13

Sulla Faex: May 14, 2010; No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING

i think you're all overanalysing this to an "on the spectrum" degree. the dude just thinks he is james bond or the guy from skyrim, that's all

that's why he carries five knives and three torches and a gun to his job as a web developer at Wendy's, he wants to be prepared for if a gorgeous stranger needs him to repair her broken phone and teach her how to love again

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:21

dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Well he doesn't carry cash so he is dumb for that reason because now he's traceable via his manga purchases. Sure, he's got a phone but you can throw that out or destroy it. All that tactical gear and no way to go off the grid.

Shameful.

# ? Aug 17, 2016 21:34

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Kwyndig posted:

Unless you're a bonded and certified locksmith on call, or a member of certain law enforcement agencies, carrying lockpicking tools is pretty much always possession of burglary tools.

I know it's fairly common for IT people to carry a set, and everyone who i have talked to who has been stopped was fine, as long as there was no reason to believe they had been used in commission of a crime (they were all white)

# ? Aug 17, 2016 22:10

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