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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Reminder that Game of Thrones is a thing that actually happened

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Pennywise the Frown posted:

Reminder that Game of Thrones is a thing that actually happened

Unfortunately.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Scaramouche posted:

I'm down with the Dinklage

I like to call it dinkle-down sexonomics myself but :same:

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time
Remember the grotesque character Domino's came up with to sell pizza? It was called The Noid and the ad campaign encourages people to "avoid the Noid"

Well, about that:

wikipedia posted:

On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza and making demands for $100,000, getaway transportation, and a copy of The Widow's Son, Noid surrendered to the police.

After the incident ended, Police Chief Reed Miller offered an assessment to reporters: "He's paranoid."

Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion, and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. Noid spent three months in a mental institution, and eventually committed suicide in 1995. This incident caused Domino's Pizza to discontinue advertising using the Noid as their mascot

Riptor has a new favorite as of 00:39 on Aug 18, 2016

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.

TheWeepingHorse posted:

This was a real trailer for a real movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7qCOe8WG4I

At least one goon drove 3 hours each way to one of the theaters that was showing it to watch it and see just how bad it really was.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Riptor posted:

Remember the grotesque character Pizza Hut came up with to sell pizza? It was called The Noid and the ad campaign encourages people to "avoid the Noid"

Well, about that:

It was Dominos as mentioned in the Wiki article. He sure was gross and yucky...



Sorry about your early onset Alzheimers.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Riptor posted:

Remember the grotesque character Pizza Hut came up with to sell pizza? It was called The Noid and the ad campaign encourages people to "avoid the Noid"

Well, about that:

I rented the Yo! Noid Nintendo game once. It sucked.

It was a thing that really happened. :saddowns:

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

It was Dominos as mentioned in the Wiki article. He sure was gross and yucky...



Sorry about your early onset Alzheimers.
im the furaffinity link on the bottom right

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Does anyone remember those Dominos commercials from the late 90s where they replaced the Noid with an evil talking action figure that would try to steal pizza and get run over or set on fire? It was like they 1. were out of money, 2. were out of ideas, and 3. wanted an excuse to blow up action figures.

EDIT: Apparently he was named "Doctor Cravin" and the only commercial I can find is in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwX9AKtKZqI

And here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PIc8Jk4IRw

And here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v93oqDBhfUk

I know there was one where he's set on fire.

Friginator has a new favorite as of 00:34 on Aug 18, 2016

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I don't want a derail about terrible advertising things that really happened.

But this is a terrible advertising thing that really happened.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG042nkReBA

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I loved those. It broke my heart when they stopped playing them.

I know if we started posting WTF Skittles commercials, it would go on forever. But when it comes to WTF Skittles commercials, this one is and always will be my absolute favorite above all others: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWwY7Z2SlO8

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy


http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36924717

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Dirk Squarejaw posted:

It was Dominos as mentioned in the Wiki article. He sure was gross and yucky...

whoops yep

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
http://www.spin.com/2012/05/spins-100-greatest-guitarists-all-time/

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Friginator posted:

I loved those. It broke my heart when they stopped playing them.

I know if we started posting WTF Skittles commercials, it would go on forever. But when it comes to WTF Skittles commercials, this one is and always will be my absolute favorite above all others: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWwY7Z2SlO8

:stare:

Also, hell yeah Sweden. :sweden:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

What the everloving gently caress? I had to stop at the first one.

100. SKRILLEX

"Look, as far as we know, our asymmetrically coiffed party pal has never held a guitar in his life."

I don't.... I....

treiz01
Jan 2, 2008

There is little that makes me happier than taking drugs. Perhaps administering them, designing and carrying out experiments that bend the plane of what we consider reality.

Is Jimmy Hendrix no longer considered an amazing guitarist or something? Also I personally can't stand his stuff but I have heard guitarists slobber over Steve Vai - but neither of them is even in the top 20???

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Friginator posted:

I loved those. It broke my heart when they stopped playing them.

I know if we started posting WTF Skittles commercials, it would go on forever. But when it comes to WTF Skittles commercials, this one is and always will be my absolute favorite above all others: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWwY7Z2SlO8

I believe the same ad company also did those weird Starburst commercials from the same era:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjAKpSMrrEI

"Por que!"

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
40. Tom Morello (Rage Against the Machine)..... uh 40? That dude makes sounds from a guitar that can't come from a guitar.

20. Neil Young.... Love the guy but when I think of him I think of his song writing, not his wicked solos.

4. Kurt Cobain..... see #20.



Slash..... loving..... god drat Slash.... is not even on the list. What the gently caress?

Also what treiz01 said. Hendrix, not on the list. Both slash and Hendrix could be in the top 5. This article is just insane.


edit: I don't know what's real anymore.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Hendrix had no respect for the instrument. He lit one on fire and then had sex with many women.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
no Clapton lol. Was expecting an omission of Prince but was wrong on that one.

a retard
Jan 7, 2013

by Lowtax

Pennywise the Frown posted:

What the everloving gently caress? I had to stop at the first one.

100. SKRILLEX

"Look, as far as we know, our asymmetrically coiffed party pal has never held a guitar in his life."

I don't.... I....

a surprising amount of people have forgotten that skrillex was in a reasonably successful emo band at one point (and he played guitar too!)

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

a retard posted:

a surprising amount of people have forgotten that skrillex was in a reasonably successful emo band at one point (and he played guitar too!)

Well apparently Spin didn't even know that and still put him on the list. Believing he didn't play the guitar, yet still made the list. No clue about his skills, but that's just insane.

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Eric Clapton? Steve Vai? Jimi Hendrix? Frank Zappa? Slash? They all pale next to the mighty SKRILLEX.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I believe the same ad company also did those weird Starburst commercials from the same era:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjAKpSMrrEI

"Por que!"

I love that one. It almost feels like something out of a Japanese gameshow.

Okay, I know I said I was only going to post my favorite Skittles commercial, but this one is hard to ignore when it comes to "WTF did I just watch?" They took a really goofy premise and played it so serious that it's actually a little disturbing. Very rarely in candy commercials do you see a grieving old man confess to killing a guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0WBiME_fM

Also, does anyone remember the one where two parents discover that their son has nothing but green M&Ms in his nightstand? I've always thought it was weird that M&Ms wanted to make a sexy M&M.

doug fuckey
Jun 7, 2007

hella greenbacks
You can argue about the listing on that guitar thing forever but at least it's free off boring blues-rock wankery that only impressed stoned people in the 70s, and has people who may be bad at technical guitar but are actually interesting

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
Top 100 Subjective opinions for small minds to argue about.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

No Django on the list?

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Where's Wes Borland?

Instant Sunrise
Apr 12, 2007


The manger babies don't have feelings. You said it yourself.
You can't talk about weird Skittles advertising and not bring up that weird GameCube RPG that had Skittles as the source of all magic.

Hadaka Apron
Feb 12, 2015

Friginator posted:

Also, does anyone remember the one where two parents discover that their son has nothing but green M&Ms in his nightstand? I've always thought it was weird that M&Ms wanted to make a sexy M&M.

It's a reference to an urban legend that green M&Ms make you horny.

http://www.snopes.com/risque/aphrodisiacs/mandms.asp

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Even 'Shark Tank' doesn't get this sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Instant Sunrise posted:

You can't talk about weird Skittles advertising and not bring up that weird GameCube RPG that had Skittles as the source of all magic.
Do what now

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I think they're referring to "Darkened Skye". According to the game's wikipedia article "Its title character is a young woman named Skye who lives in a fantasy realm searching for her mother. She does not use firearms, but can perform magic using Skittles candies, as well as use her staff as a melee weapon, though it also becomes an energy weapon when used in conjunction with the Skittles."

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Mr. 47 posted:

Even 'Shark Tank' doesn't get this sad.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOOw2yWMSfk

I don't get embarrassed by proxy often but I had to turn this off after the first demo.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

We talking about movies that actually got made how about The Room


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9-BM2ok2vE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptmM-m7Cl8U

Nostalgia4Dogges has a new favorite as of 06:11 on Aug 18, 2016

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Yolomon Wayne posted:

I will never not post this when it comes to movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTtVbivvwA4

this is probably the best case for cinema as art tbh

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Friginator posted:

Eric Clapton? Steve Vai? Jimi Hendrix? Frank Zappa? Slash? They all pale next to the mighty SKRILLEX.

Why are people always surprised young people like their own music and not some people that were big 50 years ago?

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
http://www.avclub.com/article/45-years-ago-today-dock-ellis-pitched-no-hitter-wh-220797


Doc Ellis threw a no hitter while in the midst of an LSD trip.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
"No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame."

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H.H
Oct 24, 2006

August is the Cruelest Month
Get this: "Top 10/50/100" are always bad, especially when it comes to art, because it's impossible to compare compositions that are specifically designed to appeal to emotion.

This is not to say that artists can't be judged at all. Obviously technical skills are a factor, as well as the work's ability to challenge the medium.
Saying that Crime and Punishment describes the human condition better than Murder on the Orient Express even though they are both detective novels is not exactly a controversial opinion.

But trying to decide who/what is the 3rd best whatever as opposed to the 7th is absurd.



These sorts of lists are written only because it's an easy way get page views, since it's in an easily digestible format, while allowing the writer to sperg out about his favourite musicians.

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