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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

So it looks like Lochte made up the entire story about being robbed. I bet all the computer Nerd's who were celebrating when original story broke now feel embarrassed. Looks like the entire games are going off without a hitch. My advice to everyone gleefully hoping for a major incident would be to leave your Mom's basements and go play competitive sport

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AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

He's back. :allears:

Premeditated Toast
Apr 24, 2008

Same as it ever was.

Wizard Master posted:

My advice to everyone-

Nobody loving asked you.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Wizard Master posted:

So it looks like Lochte made up the entire story about being robbed. I bet all the computer Nerd's who were celebrating when original story broke now feel embarrassed. Looks like the entire games are going off without a hitch. My advice to everyone gleefully hoping for a major incident would be to leave your Mom's basements and go play competitive sport

haha you believe what an incredibly corrupt police force and government says

seek literal mental counseling

there is hope

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

Heartcatch posted:

I was watching this and the Iranian weightlifter was robbed. He absolutely needed that lift to be number one and if he failed it he would drop out of contention. The crowd was understandably upset.

Subjective judging for events alongside the AIBA scandal with the American and Irish boxers has really cast a pall on how events are scored. It's pretty ridiculous that the Russian boxer who was judged over the Irish one was in such bad shape from the match that he couldn't continue to the semifinals, meanwhile Conlan is still perfectly fine and can't take the spot.

Eh, the weightlifting judging in Rio was very inconsistent, but he wasn't robbed in that both lifts would've probably ended up being red lighted/ruled bad at most international lifting meets. It definitely sucks for him after the snatch WR, but its largely his fault for choosing a bad weight strategy. Weightlifting judging is noisy but not nearly as subjective as boxing judging.

Olympic boxing is and always has been a mess.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




He's just doing his normal schtick - people taking his posts at face value apparently have not seen him post before.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Nill posted:

"curfew"

lol why is this a thing

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Latvian BMXer bailed after first jump:



Didn't get another screen grab - but he pulled his helmet off and was bleeding from the forehead.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Aug 18, 2016

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im the wal-mart brand fake grass

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

Breakfast All Day posted:

Eh, the weightlifting judging in Rio was very inconsistent, but he wasn't robbed in that both lifts would've probably ended up being red lighted/ruled bad at most international lifting meets. It definitely sucks for him after the snatch WR, but its largely his fault for choosing a bad weight strategy. Weightlifting judging is noisy but not nearly as subjective as boxing judging.

Olympic boxing is and always has been a mess.

That's fair, I'm assuming that you know quite a bit more about weightlifting than myself.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

he's pretty obviously fakeposting

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007


Every story about this Olympics gets worse and worse. Even the IOC can't ignore the need for basic standards before the bottom line is going to get hurt wholesale bribery or not.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fauxtool
Oct 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Y-Hat posted:

he's pretty obviously fakeposting

"hah me eating poo poo is a prank!" said while eating poo poo

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Wizard Master posted:

So it looks like Lochte made up the entire story about being robbed. I bet all the computer Nerd's who were celebrating when original story broke now feel embarrassed. Looks like the entire games are going off without a hitch. My advice to everyone gleefully hoping for a major incident would be to leave your Mom's basements and go play competitive sport

You're a little bitch mate :tipshat:

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Ah, so that's the rumbling I felt while getting ready for bed. The universe rolling up its sleeves, getting ready to poo poo on Wizard-man again.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

UK TV presenter Charlie Webster in coma and on life support in Rio:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37115095

Ms Webster, from Sheffield, had appeared to be in good health when she arrived in Brazil on 4 August.

She was admitted to hospital the day after the Olympics opening ceremony after her condition deteriorated.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Humphreys posted:

Latvian BMXer bailed after first jump:



Didn't get another screen grab - but he pulled his helmet off and was bleeding from the forehead.

The blood stains the British women's field hockey team were leaving on the turf today were probably better.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006
Imagine cutting yourself open in Rio. I imagine it's like something out of 28 Days Later. "Oh god what am I infected with now? I will surely perish."

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

wyntyr posted:

Imagine cutting yourself open in Rio. I imagine it's like something out of 28 Days Later. "Oh god what am I infected with now? I will surely perish."

"Keep away from meKEEPAWAYFROMMEH!!!! AAAARGGGHHH!!!!" *turns into

kindermord
Jun 5, 2003
ducks is chickens with swimmy toes
Brazil is handling the Lochte thing with giant 3rd world fists of ham. The longer they keep those dudes detained and badger the poo poo out of them, the more articles like this will start showing up:

http://www.usatoday.com/story/sport...eigen/88903580/

quote:

It’s clear something happened early Sunday morning, and no one would be surprised if it turns out to be something embarrassing or likely to get the swimmers in trouble with the USOC, USA Swimming or their sponsors. But Lochte’s major crime might have been more of a public relations offense — he mentioned that the robbers were men posing as cops, complete with one of them flashing a badge.

It is irrelevant whether it’s true. And in a city where street crime is rampant and entire neighborhoods are under siege by drug lords or gangs, the police ought to have bigger concerns. But Lochte’s story was an embarrassment, and that just won’t be tolerated.

Rio authorities already have shown that facts are overrated. And very much open to their interpretation.

Good job Brazil! Keep highlighting how you've hosted the shittiest Olympic Games in history! Surely arresting athletes for reporting robbery by corrupt cops will help you save face!

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Yeah, there's reason to doubt their story, but brazilian justice and police and handling it so badly, Im starting to believe it might be true

Tortolia
Dec 29, 2005

Hindustan Electronics Employee of the Month, July 2008
Grimey Drawer
If nothing else it is an impressive escalation of a story that would have been forgotten in a few days otherwise.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Humphreys posted:

The loving Channel 7 coverage in Australia. They went to an ad break in the middle of the Mens Basketball between Australia and Lithuania. The news update ruined the outcome :(

the dirty secret about olympics tv coverage is none of them are good

TheScott2K
Oct 26, 2003

I'm just saying, there's a nonzero chance Trump has a really toad penis.

Elias_Maluco posted:

Yeah, there's reason to doubt their story, but brazilian justice and police and handling it so badly, Im starting to believe it might be true

Jeah, they're Streisand Effect-ing the poo poo out of this thing. There's a reason people believed Lochte's story, regardless if it were true.

Bean
Sep 9, 2001
The thing is, I'm not sure why Lochte needs to lie. There's no point in going out of the Olympic village for wild sex. All be would need would be to hang his medals from his personals and say, "Hey, I'm Ryan Lochte," and he could have as many gymnasts flipping around his dick as he wanted. Or shotputters of that's how he likes it.

He's a stupid motherfucker, which complicates things, but there were three other dudes there, surely one of them would be bright enough to reel them in and think of the right thing to say. Which would likely be the truth.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Vertical Lime posted:

the dirty secret about olympics tv coverage is none of them are good

FTFY

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Vertical Lime posted:

the dirty secret about olympics tv coverage is none of them are good

I've been thoroughly enjoying being able to watch just the streams with no commentary and low commercials on the NBC Roku app. I think I watched the US Vs Brasil beach volleyball that way 2 days ago and it was awesome, basically just an OBS feed.

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Viruswithshoes posted:

UK TV presenter Charlie Webster in coma and on life support in Rio:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-37115095

Ms Webster, from Sheffield, had appeared to be in good health when she arrived in Brazil on 4 August.

She was admitted to hospital the day after the Olympics opening ceremony after her condition deteriorated.

Rare strain of malaria

:rip: :(

pshap
Jun 9, 2016

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Wizard Master

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Heartcatch posted:

That's fair, I'm assuming that you know quite a bit more about weightlifting than myself.

The guy could have not done the WR record and come into the C&J without an immediate lead but he decided not to, and then he watched a lot of people fail their lifts, chose to start at a high weight while he still looked tired, and then he failed his lifts. Either he hosed himself, or his coaches hosed him. The judges had very little to do with it.

The fact that the jury would make decisions and over-rule the judges and then the lifters and their coaches would apparently find this out after everyone else in the arena and while the clock was still ticking, that's just Rio.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Why is the thread title not Blame It On Rio

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


rio sick of this poo poo

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/1625173/ellen-degeneres-forced-to-deny-shes-racist-after-trolls-accused-her-over-usain-bolt-meme/

At least she didn't make his arms blue.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

WhyteRyce posted:

Lochte said he didn't even want to tell the USOC because they were out drinking late but then he realized they were over 21 and there was nothing wrong with that.

Like, did Lochte actually forget how old he was or something?

It's probably easy to forget when all of the people staying with you are like, 16.

Randumb Thots
Apr 5, 2015

SelenicMartian posted:

A big part of Russia is.

Think more modern.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tank_biathlon

:eyepop:

1) WHY isn't this an Olympic event?
2) Same, but with naval destroyers?

whatever7
Jul 26, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
"Here is the deal guys. loving British athlete getting robbed at gunpoint, that's real crime. Russian diplomat who may not be a diplomat killing a supposedly robber, no way we can figure it out. Not this loving Lochte case it's easy potato."

"Now all we need to do is pull these loving americans off the planes. We will put them in a room, make them 'drink some coffee', 'read some bible', and they will confess the whole thing is a lie. And our stats will go up. Wait they didn't file a police report? No worries we will fill it for them"

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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

whatever7 posted:

"Here is the deal guys. loving British athlete getting robbed at gunpoint, that's real crime. Russian diplomat who may not be a diplomat killing a supposedly robber, no way we can figure it out. Not this loving Lochte case it's easy potato."

"Now all we need to do is pull these loving americans off the planes. We will put them in a room, make them 'drink some coffee', 'read some bible', and they will confess the whole thing is a lie. And our stats will go up. Wait they didn't file a police report? No worries we will fill it for them"

https://twitter.com/mattgutmanabc/status/766268427661029376

Really want to see this 'video evidence'

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