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Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/mattgutmanABC/status/766264643492847616

This is getting good
Efb

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Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Also:

https://twitter.com/brooklynspoke/status/766258095777521664

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

tater_salad posted:

I've been thoroughly enjoying being able to watch just the streams with no commentary and low commercials on the NBC Roku app. I think I watched the US Vs Brasil beach volleyball that way 2 days ago and it was awesome, basically just an OBS feed.

yeah, that's the way to go here

next time they should offer it for people without cable

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Randumb Thots posted:

:eyepop:

1) WHY isn't this an Olympic event?
2) Same, but with naval destroyers?

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLfloBsAHz_5eI4x2Ijc2pPMHBlmN6aIlW

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006


Dude quoted "US Swimmer" but not "security guard".

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Lochte is a dumbass

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Vertical Lime posted:

yeah, that's the way to go here

next time they should offer it for people without cable

The only reason I have it is I have a housemate.. they had phone and cablr.. to add Internet alone it was going to be $50 a month, to add dvr, digital cable and intetnet it was going to be $20.

Next time get a vpn for $10 for the month and watch the BBC coverage, or get someone else's cable credentials. I gave my parents mine.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


the dutchman's dutchman

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


Is this like that judoka who claimed that he got a black eye fighting a phone thief, but really got it when he drunkenly thought the phone thief ran into a hotel and he broke in and got his rear end kicked by the receptionist?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They got the shits from the water and had a fight with a security guard who wouldn't let them use the facilities?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



SJWs strike again! Wait until they find out she's a lesbian!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

goatface posted:

They got the shits from the water and had a fight with a security guard who wouldn't let them use the facilities?

That's quite the long con for Rio. Now they are in position to get whatever they want from those swim boys

Vakal
May 11, 2008

WhyteRyce posted:

That's quite the long con for Rio. Now they are in position to get whatever they want from those swim boys

Maybe if they keep them locked up long enough they will lose US citizenship and have to swim for Brazil in the next Olympics.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

LOL

US swimmers 'damaged petrol station door':

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-37115778

Four US Olympic swimmers who say they were robbed in Rio de Janeiro reportedly damaged a petrol station door during a night out, media reports say.

One Brazilian security source said they were involved in a dispute with security guards and asked to pay for the damage.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This is great! Just as the coverage of olympics hit lovely triathlon. If only it were in English :(

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Do Brazilian gas stations usually have security guards?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Cthulu Carl posted:

Do Brazilian gas stations usually have security guards?

http://www.landcruisingadventure.com/ga-stations-and-fuel-in-brazil/

quote:

There are many 24-hour gas stations, or gas stations that close around 10pm but have a guard throughout the night. They may not be the most enchanting places but they perfectly safe and easy places to spend the night.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Canoe sprint winner gets gold...and an untreatable intestinal parasite.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




uk doping programme loving rocks!!! I'm so proud to be british today.

Brand New Malaysian Wife
Apr 5, 2007
I encourage children who are bullied to kill themselves. In fact, I get off to it. Pedophilia-snuff films are the best. More abused children need to kill themselves.
This would have made good material for his terrible TV show 'What Would Ryan Lochte Do?'

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The Brownlees are mental.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




do you think the one which loses has to be bottom bitch?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The older one is generally more prepared to kill himself for a big medal.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
they caught a bronze medalist doping, in weightlifting.

magnificent7
Sep 22, 2005

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I'm pretty sure getting away with doping should be its own olympic competition.

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
It is.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
The remaining swimmers are going to roll so hard on Lochte . It was all his idea...

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



I think I found your problem, Julmis.

Viruswithshoes
Mar 26, 2007

Darth123123 posted:

The remaining swimmers are going to roll so hard on Lochte . It was all his idea...


tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



You've won the page

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.
Fun Shoe
Athletics competition delayed due to "venue maintenance"

On the venue.

That they just built.

For this exact purpose.

But don't worry, everything is fine!!!

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy

Withnail posted:

Green haired Ryan Lochte and something about cocaine, hookers and a fake robbery is literally the only thing I will remember about the 2016 summer olympics.

He's method acting to replace Jared Leto as the Joker.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
Holly poo poo so this Lochte guy really is a lying piece of poo poo after all

I was giving him the benefit of the doubt even though his story looked fishy from the start because we can expect anything bad from brazilian authorities but the guy really just told the dumbest lie for the dumbest reason and expected to get away with it

:laffo: at causing a diplomatic incident because of a loving gas station bathroom door

EDIT:

https://twitter.com/owillis/status/766099920654835712

Elias_Maluco fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Aug 18, 2016

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

30 Goddamned Dicks posted:

Athletics competition delayed due to "venue maintenance"

On the venue.

That they just built.

For this exact purpose.

But don't worry, everything is fine!!!

That stadium was actually built 2003-2007, before Rio got the games.

So instead of falling apart like the velodrome or turning weird colors like the aquatics stadium, someone's probably gone in and stolen the wiring and fixtures.

EDIT: wait, diving was in Maria Lenk Aquatic Center, which is another one from 2007.

Cthulu Carl fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Aug 18, 2016

30 Goddamned Dicks
Sep 8, 2010

I will leave you to flounder in your cesspool of primeval soup, you sad, lonely, little cowards.
Fun Shoe
Ah ok.

On the stadium that's been around for ten years. That they knew they were using for this exact purpose.

EVERYTHING IS FINE.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




bmx course is cool. the colours look like some weird playstation 2 game.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




british guy just got rekt and is probably seriously hurt in BMX in the first 5-10 seconds

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

hemale in pain posted:

british guy just got rekt and is probably seriously hurt in BMX in the first 5-10 seconds

eXtreme sport eXtreme injury

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

32 year old man breaks bathroom door and is too embarrassed to tell his mom when she does her morning check-in of him

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hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




you should really be watching bmxing if you can right now because it's hilarious

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