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Jesus christ. I know I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but this is just embarrassing. My only solace is that there's a slim chance that I'll ever have to look at that on a store's shelf, if ever.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:25 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 20:57 |
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The vita.txt twitter guy is probably jumping with glee. Finally new content.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:27 |
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i want to buy valkyrie drive and even i find that ad tacky
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:34 |
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it looks really boring
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:36 |
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bad game has bad ad. who would've thought.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:37 |
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That would be a great 70's grindhouse poster tagline or something. BECAUSE EVEN WEAPONS NEED LOVE COME SEE WEAPONIZED LESBIANS FROM PLANET O!! *In Eastmancolor*
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:39 |
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No, see, it's a good game because of the characters and plot!
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:42 |
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ImpAtom posted:No, see, it's a good game because of the characters and plot!
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:45 |
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Tits are plot. rear end is characters.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:45 |
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I'm glad the Vita is so dead that the advertising for games solely targets those without shame.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:46 |
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look if we were blaming game devs for bad ads, it's time to say ocarina of time is poo poo because of those ads where it tells you you'll get to gently caress zelda when you win
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:48 |
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you mean you don't? *turns off n64 halfway through fight with ganon*
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:50 |
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Endorph posted:look if we were blaming game devs for bad ads, it's time to say ocarina of time is poo poo because of those ads where it tells you you'll get to gently caress zelda when you win No, but I'm pretty comfortable with blaming a game developer for making a game about weaponized lesbians powered by orgasms. If they didn't want their game about weaponized lesbians powered by orgasms being advertised by weaponized lesbians powered by orgasms perhaps they could have designed the game around something besides weaponized lesbians powered by orgasms.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:50 |
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but i heard the utena game is pretty good
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:52 |
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ImpAtom posted:No, see, it's a good game because of the characters and plot! I can't talk about the plot or characterizations but the game is legitimately fun and the character grew on me thanks to the excellent voice acting and animations Isn't she adorable? Oh and Germany also refused to rate the game.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 19:53 |
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It's not like anyone's gonna read the back of a Vita box that didn't already know what game they were buying.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:00 |
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I'm not sure I believe physical vita games exist
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:02 |
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Endorph posted:but i heard the utena game is pretty good I wanna play that but I need a Saturn and to steal a copy of it and to like patch it with English or something. But it does look neat
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:03 |
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This is gross even to me
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:07 |
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Valkyrie Drive devalues the point of tits and rear end fanservice to such a level that it becomes grosser than criminal girls. I hope that gets on the vitathread.txt twitter.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:09 |
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Endorph posted:look if we were blaming game devs for bad ads, it's time to say ocarina of time is poo poo because of those ads where it tells you you'll get to gently caress zelda when you win drat, now im mad i never did beat OOT
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:14 |
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That reminds me when I bought a VHS of an anime about a dude who builds a robot and it's kind of about relationships and trippy visuals and poo poo but the box is like SEX loving! SLUT ROBOT SEXXORS!! trying to make it out to be total porno. I think maybe it had a boob or two in it?
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:14 |
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Light Gun Man posted:That reminds me when I bought a VHS of an anime about a dude who builds a robot and it's kind of about relationships and trippy visuals and poo poo but the box is like SEX loving! SLUT ROBOT SEXXORS!! trying to make it out to be total porno. I think maybe it had a boob or two in it? a lot of 90s anime VHS's were like that. My favorite is that every show about ninjas tried to pretend it was a sequel to ninja scroll, even when it had nothing to do with ninja scroll.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:17 |
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that trailer for demon gaze 2 is crazy stupid. but im gonna play it anyways god bless the DuRPG
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:20 |
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Endorph posted:look if we were blaming game devs for bad ads, it's time to say ocarina of time is poo poo because of those ads where it tells you you'll get to gently caress zelda when you win wait what
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 20:39 |
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It's an ad that goes "WILLST THOU GET THE GIRL OR PLAY LIKE ONE"
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:13 |
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the existence of valkyrie drive has caused stock in tits and rear end to plummet the anime babe market couldn't sustain weaponized lesbians powered by orgasms
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:33 |
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drat.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:35 |
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The West cannot stand for this. We must bring in the best comic book artists to defend against weaponised anime lesbians.
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:44 |
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Powered by—oh, geez. I feel sorry for whoever's on the business end of those "weapons."
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:46 |
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Ruggington posted:the existence of valkyrie drive has caused stock in tits and rear end to plummet what else could anyone expect with all that inflation
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 21:50 |
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Andrast posted:I'm not sure I believe physical vita games exist I bought trails of cold steel physically for the case and art book also I don't want to spend $100 on a memory card so
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 22:15 |
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MisterAlex posted:Powered by—oh, geez. I feel sorry for whoever's on the business end of those "weapons." I don't
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:22 |
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Pass into the Titty
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# ? Aug 18, 2016 23:36 |
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Hace posted:rear end into the Titty
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:18 |
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Endorph posted:look if we were blaming game devs for bad ads, it's time to say ocarina of time is poo poo because of those ads where it tells you you'll get to gently caress zelda when you win It's so fun to fart! Play Earthbound!
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 00:59 |
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There's a Demon Gaze 2 trailer?
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:03 |
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Pureauthor posted:There's a Demon Gaze 2 trailer? You can rub demons to level them up now!
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 01:03 |
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Light Gun Man posted:That reminds me when I bought a VHS of an anime about a dude who builds a robot and it's kind of about relationships and trippy visuals and poo poo but the box is like SEX loving! SLUT ROBOT SEXXORS!! trying to make it out to be total porno. I think maybe it had a boob or two in it? That could be a lot of late 80s/90s anime that were featured at my video rental place. I remember one company had a preview of one (Wicked City I think?) which in the first minute had nudity, banging, a guy getting his head exploded by a demon lady and then the army busting in and blowing poo poo up. It was always funny going in to rent a video and a week or so later seeing a "MUST BE 17 OR OLDER TO RENT" sticker on it afterwards. I dunno if it was just the trend at the time but most of the anime that was in the rental places was tits, explosions, or both.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 02:23 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 20:57 |
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In the 90s there was this thing called the OVA boom in the anime industry, which was basically one hour long short films. A lot of them were mediocre, but they were only an hour long and didn't have much pedigree or push behind them, so they were really cheap to license for american distributors. Naturally, the stuff that was more grindhouse-y, like sci-fi, violent action, or horror, were more popular in the west, so american distributors licensed more and more of that stuff and less of anything else, which led to japanese animation studios pumping out cheap schlock in that vein in order to make some quick licensing bucks on the side. Then the whole thing fell in on itself and nobody makes OVAs anymore.
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