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tacodaemon posted:This pic is dated as hell now considering that his phone, camera, watch, PDA, and flashlights are all separate objects It's disappointing that my iPhone doesn't come with a built-in knife tho. Hmm, *searches for "iPhone knife case"* Nevermind!
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nerdz posted:sounds like a huge rear end in a top hat No, he was great and I loved working with him. It was just something he did to keep his hands busy, like people doodle on notepads or whatever.
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frankenfreak posted:Man, those Loss edits are getting REALLY elaborate. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:*in canada reading in public is suspicious enough to get the police called on you. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/hamilton/news/dauphin-reading-in-car-1.3674236
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I know a cop that managed to get a guy charged with burglar tools for having a rock and a garbage bag on the front seat of his car. There had been a rash of smash and grab burglaries in the area, and they found this guy sitting in his truck in the back of a strip mall that had been broken into before. So word of warning: find a rock at the scene of your break-in, don't bring one with you.
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That promo was the stuff of legend. 
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Another thing about IT and locks: If you have physical access to a system, you own that system. If your IT guy can break into your server room unnoticed, you have hosed up your priorities and need to rethink your security plan. Edit: ^ It's going to be hard to beat The Final Deletion, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiktBcRHABU Double Punctuation has a new favorite as of 14:32 on Aug 18, 2016 |
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mostlygray posted:I have to say, as a former IT guy, you always have to get into weird places where no-one has a key except for the building manager who lives half way across town, never answers his phone, and is unwilling to give you a duplicate to do your drat job. Easiest way is to slip the lock with your pocket knife if the door opens out. If the door opens in, you have to pick it. To: AVP, VP, VP, VP, President CC: Building Manager, Building Manager's Manager, Building Manager's Company Hello, As you know, there is currently an outage. Unfortunately, I am unable to restore power to the servers because I cannot access the breaker box; it is in a locked room. I have been attempting to contact Building Manager and there has been no response. gently caress you all, IT Guy
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Carrying three flashlights as part of your daily outfit is weird and all but i seriously can not get over how absolutely loving lame everybody open carrying looks.
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Biplane posted:Carrying three flashlights as part of your daily outfit is weird and all but i seriously can not get over how absolutely loving lame everybody open carrying looks. I assure you it's not for aesthetic.
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Hypothesis: most people open carry because they want people to see they've got a gun. If it's about visibility for whatever reason doors that make it aesthetic?
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When did Rafi become a wrestler?
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Mexican Deathgasm posted:To: AVP, VP, VP, VP, President so is that a hand written letter or what
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im pooping! posted:so is that a hand written letter or what crayon, nailed to the door
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Cakefool posted:Hypothesis: most people open carry because they want people to see they've got a gun. Since I don't want to derail the thread with gun chat...I will be answering in the form of this dog. Buddy, I think if you asked most people, who open carry, their reason, it would be; self defense, protection or something similar. Which takes it out of the realm of fashion and sticks it into the realm of security. For example, that Linus Blanket that I love to play tug of war with. You know the one. drat I do love it when we go to the park and I get to chase that ball as well. \ 
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Cakefool posted:Hypothesis: most people open carry because they want people to see they've got a gun. 
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Guns are awesome
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I think he hit Q-W when the next should have been O-P
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PCOS Bill posted:Guns are awesome So are pussies. We all win!
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shitPosting COnstantly Syndrome (say "sh-iht-POE-sst-ING KAHN-stant-LEE SIN-drohm") is a problem in which a poster's shitpost levels are out of balance. It can cause problems with your posts and make it difficult for anyone to like you. PCOS also may cause unwanted changes in the way you look. If it isn't treated, over time it can lead to serious health problems, such as probation and banning. Most posters with PCOS grow many small shiposts in their chemically imbalanced brains that are impossible to hold in. That is why it is called shitPosting COnstantly Syndrome. The shitposts are not harmful to the poster but lead to thread imbalances. Early diagnosis and treatment can help control the symptoms and prevent long-term problems. Posts are social messengers that trigger many different processes, including comedy and content production. Often, the job of one post is to signal the release of another post.  For reasons that are not well understood, in PCOS the shitposts get out of balance. One shitpost triggers another, which triggers another. For example: The thread gets out of balance. Normally, the forums make a tiny amount of shitposts (FYAD). In PCOS, they start making slightly more shitposts. This may cause you to stop making any good posts, get mad at people on the internet, and grow extra terrible opinions. The body may have a problem using good posts, called being a loving idiot. When the body doesn't use good posts well, shitpost levels go up. Over time, this increases your chance of getting banned. The cause of PCOS is not fully understood, but genetics may be a factor. PCOS seems to run in families, so your chance of having it is higher if other posters in your family have it or have irregular posts or are banned. PCOS can be passed down from either your mother's or father's side. Symptoms tend to be mild at first. You may have only a few symptoms or a lot of them. The most common symptoms are: Red titles. Weight gain and trouble losing weight. Being quoted and called an idiot. Often shitposters get thicker and darker posts, deliberately taking up horrible opinions to be contrary. Thinning hair on the scalp. Irregular posts. Often posters with PCOS have fewer than nine decent posts a year. Some posters have none at all. Others have very heavy bleeding. Sexual problems. Many posters who have PCOS have trouble getting laid (virginity). Depression.
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Same but erotically.
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Oh I remember that episode!
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Looks like a typical case of lupus.
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VendaGoat posted:Since I don't want to derail the thread with gun chat...I will be answering in the form of this dog. Most people are liars.
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Who What Now posted:Most people are liars. No we're not. 
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That's exactly what a liar would say.
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Who What Now posted:That's exactly what a liar would say. Said the lair
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The Bananana posted:Said the lair I heard there were dragons in those!
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Johnny Aztec posted:I heard there were dragons in those! They lied
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lair, lair, pants on head
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My buddy who lives in Guangzhou took this at the grocery store
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TheBigAristotle posted:My buddy who lives in Guangzhou took this at the grocery store More chinese state propaganda
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VendaGoat posted:Since I don't want to derail the thread with gun chat...I will be answering in the form of this dog. You are just as safe with a concealed gun. Open carry is for nothing more than parading around that you have a gun, praying for somebody (black thugs or muslims hopefully)to gently caress with you so you can shoot them. (Also, for the pipe dream that you'll be the hero who stops the terrorists when they start shooting up the local Wal-Mart.)
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