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zakharov posted:Swing and a miss Was that really the full headline or did they just run out of characters at a really inopportune moment? Nobody seems to have bothered taking a screenshot of the article itself.
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lavaca posted:Was that really the full headline or did they just run out of characters at a really inopportune moment? Nobody seems to have bothered taking a screenshot of the article itself. http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more-sports/mercury-news-blasted-insensitive-simone-manuel-headline-article-1.2748398
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Sex pigs halt traffic after laser attack on Pokémon teens
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Aug 16, 2016 18:31
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Even if you do include the fruit as a letter it just becomes Crapefruit 
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That's apparently a pretty good drat accurate translation of the original Swedish headline, which makes it even more beautiful.
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Centripetal Horse posted:
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Croccers posted:Even if you do include the fruit as a letter it just becomes Crapefruit Crepefruit? I'm down.
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Aug 17, 2016 12:29
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Clickbait headlines have made it into print now?
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Collateral Damage posted:Clickbait headlines have made it into print now? The Daily Sport invented them before the advent of the web.
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Well, where did the dildo came from?
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Katrina has lived some rough years.
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I thought that was a picture of John Madden, at first.
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Hmm...wonder what's going on in the world today.... *Checks news feed* "Trump campaign doubles down on flame-throwing approach and hires Breitbart executive for top role" http://news.nationalpost.com/news/world/trump-campaign-doubles-down-on-flame-throwing-approach-and-hires-breitbart-executive-for-top-role 
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Dayton man arrested for allegedly trying to have sex with a van A man was arrested in Dayton on Tuesday after a witness called police and said he attempted to have sex with a van. According to WDTN, officers were called to the 700 block of St. Nicholas Street on Tuesday night when a neighbor called about a man pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign. Michael Henson was taken into custody when police arrived and according to a police report, he appeared to be intoxicated. He was only wearing shorts and shoes when officers found him. When officers spoke with the witness who called 911, she told them that she saw him pull his shorts down and attempt to have sex with the front grill of a parked van. He later passed out in a nearby yard, that’s when she called police. http://fox8.com/2016/08/17/dayton-man-arrested-for-allegedly-trying-to-have-sex-with-a-van/
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Lime Tonics posted:
I don't think passing out drunk is the thing that would have motivated me to call the cops, given everything that happened beforehand....
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You cannot convince me that this isn't a before/after shot.
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Collateral Damage posted:Clickbait headlines have made it into print now?
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Croccers posted:It's pretty much the NT News's thing, just google up NT News covers. The NT News is ridiculously self-aware, they actually sell a coffee table book of their best headlines.
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 http://www.omaha.com/news/metro/omaha-dad-finds-pot-brownies-eats-of-them-says-mean/article_385099cc-649c-11e6-86a8-4728d60cb7fe.html quote:Paramedics called to the scene who checked the man found his vital signs to be normal. But they noted he was displaying odd behavior — crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities and calling the family cat “a bitch.”
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Cleretic posted:The NT News is ridiculously self-aware, they actually sell a coffee table book of their best headlines. They used to have a great social media person/team too, but at some point they switched to very generic clickbait-style headlines on FB and Twitter.
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suck my dick, you assman
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Him not dying at age 69 is a terrible tragedy
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I didn't win a medal, but I did discover than I can crush things with my mighty penis!
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Stoatbringer posted:I didn't win a medal, but I did discover than I can crush things with my mighty penis! 
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That's basically an Onion article from New Yorker and not real.
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English Town Builds Shrine For Cookies Dropped On Street
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Mu Zeta posted:That's basically an Onion article from New Yorker and not real. Yeah, there is no way Trump is a billionaire.
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Civil forfeiture cases always have the best titles. Take U.S. v. Approximately 64,695 Pounds of Shark Fins for example.
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Awesome titles indeed. UNITED STATES v. ONE SOLID GOLD OBJECT IN FORM OF A ROOSTER
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Awesome titles indeed. Please don't doxx the court case about my golden cock.
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(The Government conceded that the rooster is in fact an object of art)
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