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(this is the worst youtube, removing it)
Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 07:11 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Twistershift posted:fartz motherfuck imgur right now but this post is a gif of charlie from it's always sunny shouting about how he doesn't care. shut up. 
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Aug 19, 2016 07:09
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budgieinspector has a new favorite as of 07:56 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Aug 19, 2016 07:09
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http://i.imgur.com/z8nxId1.mp4
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Aug 19, 2016 08:07
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Twistershift posted:You are just as safe with a concealed gun. Open carry is for nothing more than parading around that you have a gun, praying for somebody (black thugs or muslims hopefully)to gently caress with you so you can shoot them. (Also, for the pipe dream that you'll be the hero who stops the terrorists when they start shooting up the local Wal-Mart.) How many open carries are as a preventative? Like, so poo poo doesn't go down? Like those people that wear a "I HAVE A GUN" tshirt when cycling. (That may or may not work at reducing road rage)
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Aug 19, 2016 12:40
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Ak Gara posted:How many open carries are as a preventative? Like, so poo poo doesn't go down? Like those people that wear a "I HAVE A GUN" tshirt when cycling. (That may or may not work at reducing road rage) pretty much, except instead of the tshirt its a gun with live rounds in it
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Aug 19, 2016 12:43
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Ak Gara posted:How many open carries are as a preventative? Like, so poo poo doesn't go down? Like those people that wear a "I HAVE A GUN" tshirt when cycling. (That may or may not work at reducing road rage) Well, their were around 20+ open carries in Texas when one guy killed a shitload of cops so I'd say it doesn't prevent jack. (in fact, they ran away instead of "defending mah rights" and actually caused more harm when authorities were trying to find the "active shooter")
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Aug 19, 2016 12:58
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who coulda thunk
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Aug 19, 2016 13:08
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If only those cops had had guns this wouldnt have.... Oh.
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Aug 19, 2016 13:15
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    http://i.imgur.com/j74sWMl.jpg     
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Aug 19, 2016 14:19
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TheBigAristotle posted:My buddy who lives in Guangzhou took this at the grocery store Well it's not wrong.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:23
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Ferrule posted:Well, their were around 20+ open carries in Texas when one guy killed a shitload of cops so I'd say it doesn't prevent jack. I meant stop others from messing with them personally. Lord knows "self defence of a 3rd party" is probably a legal nightmare when it involves lethal measures.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ
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Aug 19, 2016 14:34
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Ak Gara posted:I meant stop others from messing with them personally. Lord knows "self defence of a 3rd party" is probably a legal nightmare when it involves lethal measures. Scorn and derision abound, my friend.
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Aug 19, 2016 14:40
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I much prefer this version of the joke. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmyZP-qbTE
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Aug 19, 2016 14:41
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Why would someone photoshop the meme dog into what was originally a perfectly funny face. VVV I really do not. 
Pentaro has a new favorite as of 18:28 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Aug 19, 2016 17:00
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I don't think you get memes.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:45
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Aug 19, 2016 17:55
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It's the false cognates of sucesos and successes that makes that for me.
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Aug 19, 2016 18:23
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One of her boobs is significantly larger than the other.
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Aug 19, 2016 19:01
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 eta because I got another one 
trickybiscuits has a new favorite as of 20:15 on Aug 19, 2016 |
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Aug 19, 2016 20:01
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crossfit WoDs getting weirder and weirder
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Aug 19, 2016 20:56
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Every open-carrier I've ever met has had the attitude of "NO, gently caress *YOU*, DAD!" and is basically doing it as a middle finger to polite society.  I carried lockpicks as an IT because the job had me going to a dozen different buildings and sometimes the key to X closet had been lost for god knows how many years. Eventually we finally got a budget to replace the locks but even then there were some rooms that nobody even went to in the 3 years that I was there because nothing needed resetting in there. Who knows if we had keys to them. There's also a "Hee! Gadgets!" bit of it, I carried about that much stuff at one point in the 90's. Smartphones definitely helped reduce pocket clutter. I also had one of those little pocket first-aid kids because christ some of my coworkers were clumsy as gently caress and I got tired of them bleeding on the floor all the way to where the kit was in the break room. Also, Moose. 
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Aug 19, 2016 21:52
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Taste the rainbow at 1,000 fps.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:06
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The person who first said "when you think about, everyone who open carries does it because they want people to see they have a gun" was saying that since concealed carry is also a way to have a gun in public, the purpose of open carry is either to flaunt a gun OR to have it visible in a preventative, determent-theory kind of way. This fundamental truth, being twisted into a point about fashion and therefore dismissing the act of openly carrying a gun, constitutes a joke by way of mocking a thing based on a purposeful misunderstanding of its purpose. Regardless of our own thoughts and feelings on firearms, surely we can agree that the fundamental truth is sound, and therefore the joke is logical.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:12
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Ragequit posted:Taste the rainbow at 1,000 fps. Taste the rainbow bleed the rainbow
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Aug 19, 2016 22:17
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I open carry for my protection, and the protection of my family and those around me, as well as for the simple fact that my every last pocket and container type accessory is filled to the brim with band-aids, quick-clot, tourniquets, asthma spray, autoinjectors (adrenaline etc), morphine, maps, antihistamines, cortisone tablets, spare electronics and a soldering iron, defibrillators, prybars, water bottles, sunscreen, spare helmets, condoms and pessaries, rations, lockpicks, tiger saws, jump cables, std pamphlets, tracheotomy gear, plan-b, hand-crank generators, debit cards and gold bars, spare toilet paper rolls and bibles. That's also why I dress my family in kevlar only and do my best to keep my less protected fellow pedestrians (haha bless those lunatics) well away from curbs, hydrants, high rise buildings and other sources of danger. I also have a monthly subscription to padlock magazine and live in a storm shelter with a closed ecosystem and no above-ground protrusions apart from a Mosler (R) vault door. My family does not own a car (haha of course not) but instead relies on bicycles for transportation, and only eat organic food. Because protection is important to my life style you see. And that is why I open carry.
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Aug 19, 2016 22:44
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's the first picture: Wait is it Martyr or Myrtar wtf
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Aug 19, 2016 22:53
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Aug 19, 2016 23:40
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New Leaf posted:One of her boobs is significantly larger than the other. 
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Aug 20, 2016 00:49
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Aug 20, 2016 01:46
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Well, here's something you don't see very day: Goatse-themed leggings.  And if you really need to see the listing (or just want to have a pair of your own), you can find them here: http://www.tbdress.com/product/Butterfly-Print-Slim-11458270.html
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Aug 20, 2016 02:33
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Too bad they couldn't put his full name on it. Smitty Werberjagermanjensen de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle- dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz- ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer- spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein- nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut- gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm
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Aug 20, 2016 03:35
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 Is there some better way to weigh baby giraffes? This seems like a completely normal part of the animal weighing process to me.
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Aug 20, 2016 04:15
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ikanreed posted:
I mean, you could close the door, but other than that. Sure.
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Aug 20, 2016 04:27
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ikanreed posted:
It's the easiest and fastest way to do it.
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Aug 20, 2016 04:31
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Chop it up and put it into bin.
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Aug 20, 2016 04:35
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VendaGoat posted:I mean, you could close the door, but other than that. Sure. Getting an animal to stay still on a scale is not an easy thing to do. It's easier to just weigh yourself, weigh yourself holding the animal, and do the math.
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Aug 20, 2016 04:36
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Ironhead posted:I've found that "I'm a stagehand, and those loving idiots in Santa Fey forget to send the keys with their FX box" usually works too. Hah, I just ordered a set for almost the same reason. "I'm a project manager, and some loving idiot at Sunbelt left us a lull with the cockpit door loving locked and the wrong keys." My huge-ring-of-assorted-equipment-keys doesn't often fail me, but the picks will be a nice backup.
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Aug 20, 2016 04:37
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RatHat posted:Getting an animal to stay still on a scale is not an easy thing to do. It's easier to just weigh yourself, weigh yourself holding the animal, and do the math. No poo poo. But you can at least close the pen's door, so that the creature can not escape, you fuckman.
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