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Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

I love everything about this guy. Are they still findable in good condition?

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Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

That depends. How much money do you have?

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C777435

(fakeedit: you can get a less flawless version for around £20k in the UK, don't know about the US)

Wolfsbane fucked around with this message at 14:51 on Aug 19, 2016

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dagen H posted:

"Towed in with 5 broken lug studs."

http://imgur.com/a/cHybQ


This is called cencal style. The widest wheels possible and then narrow tires and whatever else lets the truck still turn.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Powershift posted:

This is called cencal style. The widest wheels possible and then narrow tires and whatever else lets the truck still turn.



burn it

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

this solution checks out

Vorkosigan
Mar 28, 2012


Terrible car stuff, also terrible human stuff in the Harris Teeter parking lot:




At least it was only a Taurus.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Powershift posted:

This is called cencal style.

It's prolific enough to have a name. :eng99:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dagen H posted:

It's prolific enough to have a name. :eng99:
Even worse, it's a bastardizatilon of hawaii style, which is the same thing only higher lifts and stretched mud tires

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Rolo posted:

I love everything about this guy. Are they still findable in good condition?

Its easier to find the 4000/5000/80/90.

The Ur Quattro is getting pricey, especially as they have become more and more collectors items.

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

CommieGIR posted:

Its easier to find the 4000/5000/80/90.

The Ur Quattro is getting pricey, especially as they have become more and more collectors items.

I should have specified that I'm in the US. I never see old Audis here but google images has some gorgeous ones.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Rolo posted:

I should have specified that I'm in the US. I never see old Audis here but google images has some gorgeous ones.

I'm in the US as well, and I collect old Audis. Unfortunately, the closest you'll likely get to a Ur-Quattro is the Coupe GT, which is not Quattro.

If you want an actual quattro, look for a 90 or a 4000 Quattro. Not turbocharged by default, but easily rectified.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 16:11 on Aug 19, 2016

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
Or go all out and get a Quattro Sport.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

drgitlin posted:

Or go all out and get a Quattro Sport.

The Sport is even more rare and generally more expensive. Most active Sports are usually Ur-Quattros that people have converted, the few original factory Sports that are around often go at auction for up to $400,000

wargames
Mar 16, 2008

official yospos cat censor


this is one way to keep your car from being stolen.

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

I thought a manual transmission in the first place is a pretty good theft deterrent these days, isn't it?

amenenema
Feb 10, 2003

wargames posted:



this is one way to keep your car from being stolen.

So just unscrew the shift knob and lift the lock over the top?

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

wargames posted:



this is one way to keep your car from being stolen.

Its locked in fifth. Can probably roll easy.

Needs to be locked in Reverse for true effectiveness.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Rolo posted:

I love everything about this guy. Are they still findable in good condition?

The closest you're going to get without spending alot of cash is a Mk2 Scirocco which from half a mile away if you squint your eyes vaguely looks like a UrQuattro

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Vorkosigan posted:

Terrible car stuff, also terrible human stuff in the Harris Teeter parking lot:




At least it was only a Taurus.

There's one of these down the street from me. A beat-up early-00s A4, with the entire cabin full up to the windows with old mcdonalds wrappers and shredded newspapers and other garbage, except for the (stained, ripped) driver's seat. It never moves. Once in a while I'll walk by and the owner (?), a fat guy who doesn't look all that crazy or gross, is sitting in the seat eating mcdonalds and playing with his phone.

No loving clue.

Guinness posted:

I thought a manual transmission in the first place is a pretty good theft deterrent these days, isn't it?

Maybe if there's such a thing as opportunistic car theft, but I can't imagine that a professional car thief wouldn't know how to drive a stick. Anyone with enough gearhead knowledge and connections to boost a car would have picked it up at some point.

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Aug 19, 2016

Guinness
Sep 15, 2004

Sagebrush posted:

Maybe if there's such a thing as opportunistic car theft, but I can't imagine that a professional car thief wouldn't know how to drive a stick. Anyone with enough gearhead knowledge and connections to boost a car would have picked it up at some point.

Sure, but most car thefts are thefts of opportunity. Almost all the car thefts in my area eventually get recovered because it's almost always some tweaker going for a joy ride or some homeless person living in it for a while. Plus judging by the sort of anti-theft device rigged up in that photo above, I highly doubt it's anything special enough for a professional car thief to care about.

Also, just clutch-in and flat bed it.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

1500quidporsche posted:

The closest you're going to get without spending alot of cash is a Mk2 Scirocco which from half a mile away if you squint your eyes vaguely looks like a UrQuattro



You can get a Coupe GT fairly cheap.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


CommieGIR posted:

You can get a Coupe GT fairly cheap.

Not sure if stock or not:




I want it.
:getin:

DropShadow
Apr 15, 2003

CommieGIR posted:

The Sport is even more rare and generally more expensive. Most active Sports are usually Ur-Quattros that people have converted, the few original factory Sports that are around often go at auction for up to $400,000

A buddy and shop owner here has two, both in fantastic shape. He trots one out for shows, but hides the second one. Pretty sure they're his retirement account.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.


Edit: at least it's too low to shine through people's rear windows

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

DropShadow posted:

A buddy and shop owner here has two, both in fantastic shape. He trots one out for shows, but hides the second one. Pretty sure they're his retirement account.

Yeah, give it 10-20 years, and he can basically turn and sell them for $500k EASY, he's got his 401k in cars :)


Humphreys posted:

Not sure if stock or not:




I want it.
:getin:

This is sitting in front of my house.

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

Uthor posted:



Edit: at least it's too low to shine through people's rear windows

Enabler :colbert:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


A guy goes on Jay Leno's Garage to promote a new lug wrench. Proceeds to demonstrate it and it flys off and hits Jay. It's a stretch for the thread but here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3JBqRKmGR8

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Stance yo

Mercury Ballistic
Nov 14, 2005

not gun related

Humphreys posted:

A guy goes on Jay Leno's Garage to promote a new lug wrench. Proceeds to demonstrate it and it flys off and hits Jay. It's a stretch for the thread but here you go:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3JBqRKmGR8

He basically reinvented the slug wrench too.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


http://i.imgur.com/AKSI97s.mp4

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Major wrong thread.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

DiggityDoink posted:

Major wrong thread.

Is there an awesome motorcycle stuff thread?

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
I want to believe he rented that crane just to try that out

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

Not terrible just very stupid, :iia:

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

surebet posted:

quoted motorbike .gif, which doesn't resize in the quoting.

I can't believe Colin Furze didn't think of it first.

His version would have flamethrowers, though.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

IPCRESS posted:

I can't believe Colin Furze didn't think of it first.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjTuJpgyaW8

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

I just... I want to know the endgame. What's the objective here? Just to do what it's doing? Does he want to do a full loop?

I guess no one knows for sure it's a guy. But on the other hand, we all know for sure it's a guy.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Sagebrush posted:

Maybe if there's such a thing as opportunistic car theft, but I can't imagine that a professional car thief wouldn't know how to drive a stick. Anyone with enough gearhead knowledge and connections to boost a car would have picked it up at some point.

Some friends of mine got carjacked at gunpoint by three thugs last year, after smacking them around some, they took the keys. It's a mini Cooper, and when they couldn't figure out how to use the ignition key, one of them said "gently caress it, can't drive a stick anyway." and they hopped in their car and sped off.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

10 Beers posted:

Some friends of mine got carjacked at gunpoint by three thugs last year, after smacking them around some, they took the keys. It's a mini Cooper, and when they couldn't figure out how to use the ignition key, one of them said "gently caress it, can't drive a stick anyway." and they hopped in their car and sped off.

I believe something similar happened to another goon here a few years ago. Bad thing was the crooks kept the keys so they were still stranded.

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Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

CommieGIR posted:

Needs to be locked in Reverse for true effectiveness.
Saab has a patent on that.

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