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SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Gotta say, that seemed out of line for what I'm used to from these videos. I'd be surprised if no one died in that accident.
It was the perfect time for pants chicken to reappear at least.

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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

Private vs. not-private prisons is entirely orthogonal to that. One of the chief opponents of marijuana legalization in California was the prison guard union...because they had a financial interest in keeping as many people in jail as possible. The prison guard union also was a huge supporter of California's three-strikes legislation that wound up vastly increasing the prison population. And it funded opposition to Proposition 5, which was a diversion program to keep non-violent drug offenders out of prison. Private prisons might be a stupid idea, but it's an issue that's not as important as huge incarceration rates and the laws that make purely consensual activities illegal in the first place.

Yeah so you're saying it doesn't matter at all that we've created massive corporate entities with a financial interest in keeping people in jail because we also have massive non-corporate interests that do the same? Brilliant.

e: I mean I take the point that that poo poo's not going away automatically if we get rid of private prisons tomorrow, but if you think they're not part of the problem you're out of your goddamn mind.

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breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Not one person has used :capitalism:

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.

Kurieg posted:

Am I understanding this correctly, his car was booted because he didn't pay his License fees, so he makes it literally undriveable in protest?

When I lived in a really skeezy part of London I saw this a couple of times. The licensing agency will sell the car at auction to recover the unpaid tax and fees. Gorblimey bloke here decides to trash the car to make it worthless, and undriveable so that they have to spend even more money to recover it.

Money, of course, contributed by people who did actually pay their road tax.

This man is a selfish oval office, is what I'm getting at.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Che Delilas
Nov 23, 2009
FREE TIBET WEED

I love this. Also maybe the moldy old FBI director should take time from whittling on his front porch to come up with something to call potential recruits other than "kids." People in general don't appreciate being condescended to, and he's already starting about a mile behind the alternatives by being THE GOVERNMENT, so at the very least he should make a basic effort to treat people with respect.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

SLOSifl posted:

It was the perfect time for pants chicken to reappear at least.

The chicken was in the wrong video. That wasn't a failure, it was a roaring success!

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Jun 3, 2008

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Grimey Drawer

Hyperlynx posted:

The chicken was in the wrong video. That wasn't a failure, it was a roaring success!

It's a failure of society as a whole because white cocks are fine but a black cock OH NO BETTER PUT SOME PANTS ON

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
Heard some freude on the radio today:

The host was explaining how he had some time planned with his younger son at some point in the near future, but it turns out the weather is going to be bad so it's bound to be "Just him and me and some movies", and how that might be painful.

The reason? Being a younger kid who didn't grow up with them, the guy's kid simply doesn't enjoy the 80s movies he's seen. Didn't like Slap Shot, didn't like Lampoon's Vacation, didn't like Ghostbusters.

People realizing that that their cherished childhood era of movies isn't the next generation's will always be schadenfreude for me.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

This looks like a good way to gently caress up your bark.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

MisterBibs posted:

Heard some freude on the radio today:

The host was explaining how he had some time planned with his younger son at some point in the near future, but it turns out the weather is going to be bad so it's bound to be "Just him and me and some movies", and how that might be painful.

The reason? Being a younger kid who didn't grow up with them, the guy's kid simply doesn't enjoy the 80s movies he's seen. Didn't like Slap Shot, didn't like Lampoon's Vacation, didn't like Ghostbusters.

People realizing that that their cherished childhood era of movies isn't the next generation's will always be schadenfreude for me.

I wish someone called him up and asked how much he liked Ben-Hur, Guess who's coming to dinner, Rio Bravo, and Blue Hawaii as a kid.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
:nms: :stare: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExrRo5Tdj4

Some poor decisions were made.

It is like those cow videos... stay to the end.

Milton
Jan 3, 2005

...but then they switched from the 1911 to the beretta but I kept my 1911 because it didn't bind up as much and I kept the rounds for the 1911...

BovineFury posted:

:nms: :stare: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExrRo5Tdj4

Some poor decisions were made.

It is like those cow videos... stay to the end.

Do not actually stay for the end if you want to keep your dinner down.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Judge recommends criminal prosecution of Arpaio in racial profiling case

PHOENIX (KPHO/KTVK) -

A federal judge on Friday issued a decision recommending criminal prosecution of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for contempt of court in a racial profiling case.

Arpaio and his second-in-command were found in civil contempt two months ago for intentionally ignoring an order to stop their immigration patrols. They now face the possibility of a criminal contempt case that could result in fines or jail time.

Arpaio and Jerry Sheridan were previously found to have made several intentional misstatements of facts last year during their contempt hearings.

The two deliberately misstated facts when denying that the agency had conducted an investigation of the judge, U.S. District Judge Murray Snow found.

http://www.azfamily.com/story/32801428/judge-recommends-criminal-prosecution-of-arpaio-in-racial-profiling-case

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Here's hoping it sticks. gently caress that guy.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Lime Tonics posted:

Judge recommends criminal prosecution of Arpaio in racial profiling case

PHOENIX (KPHO/KTVK) -

A federal judge on Friday issued a decision recommending criminal prosecution of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for contempt of court in a racial profiling case.

Arpaio and his second-in-command were found in civil contempt two months ago for intentionally ignoring an order to stop their immigration patrols. They now face the possibility of a criminal contempt case that could result in fines or jail time.

Arpaio and Jerry Sheridan were previously found to have made several intentional misstatements of facts last year during their contempt hearings.

The two deliberately misstated facts when denying that the agency had conducted an investigation of the judge, U.S. District Judge Murray Snow found.

http://www.azfamily.com/story/32801428/judge-recommends-criminal-prosecution-of-arpaio-in-racial-profiling-case

I'm genuinely surprised a bunch of his victims haven't made an attempt on his life yet. Also can;t figure out why people vote for him but eh.

NeurosisHead
Jul 22, 2007

NONONONONONONONONO

BovineFury posted:

:nms: :stare: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExrRo5Tdj4

Some poor decisions were made.

It is like those cow videos... stay to the end.

why is that boy full of bubble gu:barf:

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


Outrail posted:

I'm genuinely surprised a bunch of his victims haven't made an attempt on his life yet. Also can;t figure out why people vote for him but eh.

A little less than half the country also thinks it would be a good idea for Trump to be president. People are loving retards.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BovineFury posted:

:nms: :stare: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExrRo5Tdj4

Some poor decisions were made.

It is like those cow videos... stay to the end.

Holy poo poo. Of course I click that while eating a soft cheese platter.

Really needs audio though.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

BovineFury posted:

:nms: :stare: :nms:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WExrRo5Tdj4

Some poor decisions were made.

It is like those cow videos... stay to the end.

It's a sebaceous cyst. Nothing to do with "bad tattoo ink." Jesus people are idiots.

edit: Watching videos of draining cysts is just so... satisfying

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


Can we get the followup video, where the cops trace her license plate, arrest her for damaging the boot and repossess her car? tia

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

Zipperelli. posted:

It's a sebaceous cyst. Nothing to do with "bad tattoo ink." Jesus people are idiots.

edit: Watching videos of draining cysts is just so... satisfying

No way is that a cyst. It looks like it was a previous infection that was packed by a doctor and not replaced, so it plugged up and reinfected.

Inco
Apr 3, 2009

I have been working out! My modem is broken and my phone eats half the posts I try to make, including all the posts I've tried to make here. I'll try this one more time.

NeurosisHead posted:

why is that boy full of bubble gu:barf:

Bubble gum and melted strawberry ice cream.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

No way is that a cyst. It looks like it was a previous infection that was packed by a doctor and not replaced, so it plugged up and reinfected.

I guess all that stuff they're pulling out could be packing... Either way, when it all comes flying out it's amazing

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

DontMockMySmock posted:

But I'll never understand someone who voluntarily drives their car into waist-deep water, or drives away with a boot on their wheel. What the gently caress. You're just guaranteed trashing your vehicle for no loving purpose. What goes through someone's head when they do something that stupid?

Well driving 4x4s into waist deep water is a thing, only the ones who didn't make it turn up in the fail videos. If you look at the video you can see the car has a snorkel and the engine is actually still going so I assume they just couldn't get traction on the river bed.

Here's a video of some people gloriously failing to fail at river crossing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5dbi2ECnnA

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Lime Tonics posted:

Judge recommends criminal prosecution of Arpaio in racial profiling case

PHOENIX (KPHO/KTVK) -

A federal judge on Friday issued a decision recommending criminal prosecution of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for contempt of court in a racial profiling case.

Arpaio and his second-in-command were found in civil contempt two months ago for intentionally ignoring an order to stop their immigration patrols. They now face the possibility of a criminal contempt case that could result in fines or jail time.

Arpaio and Jerry Sheridan were previously found to have made several intentional misstatements of facts last year during their contempt hearings.

The two deliberately misstated facts when denying that the agency had conducted an investigation of the judge, U.S. District Judge Murray Snow found.

http://www.azfamily.com/story/32801428/judge-recommends-criminal-prosecution-of-arpaio-in-racial-profiling-case

This has been cooking for so long you best believe the feds have an airtight case or they wouldn't run it.

gently caress yes.

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Hahaha imagine what would happen to Arpaio in jail.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

They'd stick him in white collar crime jail where he'd meet assholes who would help him get a book deal and maybe a gig on fox news.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Yeah, unfortunately these fucks don't usually go to the same prisons the rest of us poors do on the rare occasion that they actually do get caught.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Zipperelli. posted:

I guess all that stuff they're pulling out could be packing... Either way, when it all comes flying out it's amazing

Do you watch Dr Pimple Popper? She's got some good ones on her channel. Very satisfying. Botfly removals are also incredible.

E: Holy poo poo that is a literal pus fountain coming from that guy's back. I love watching this poo poo, reminds me of work :getin:
A version with sound is here still :nms::nws:

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Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro
Jesus what's wrong with you man

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Not watching that video, but there are people, including my fiancee, who seek out zit popping videos for...relexation????

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


zakharov posted:

Not watching that video, but there are people, including my fiancee, who seek out zit popping videos for...relexation????

My ex just loved looking me over for zits etc on my back when I got back from the mines. I guess the coal dust caused a lot of blackheads. She would get loving angry if she saw that I had popped one myself. She was also an ED nurse so maybe that's something to do with it.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

zakharov posted:

Not watching that video, but there are people, including my fiancee, who seek out zit popping videos for...relexation????
I've watched videos of people pulling ingrown hairs. They're agonizing to watch, but there's something SO satisfying about them as well.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Foxhound posted:

Latest failarmy is out.

Pretty nasty car crash segment starts at 2:28 until 2:54.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA0Mcb8cWd0

The last one is pretty drat good. "Drives off"

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Rough Lobster posted:

Jesus what's wrong with you man

I'm just not squeamish about that sort of thing. It's actually pretty amazing to think about how the human body can produce that much gunk in response to something loving up in it. The worst temper tantrum.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004



Self schadenfreude time, this happened many years ago

I work for a state agency, and have a permanently assigned work vehicle. So my van is in the shop one week, getting some warranty recall work done on the transmission. The only loaner van available has a large wheelchair loading thing on top, which means I have to park it in the open lot a block away and not in the parking garage. So naturally a few days later, after a long day on the road, I pulled straight into the parking garage and shattered the fiberglass shell of the wheelchair loader.

I spent the next month getting estimates and filling out paperwork.

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Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Roro posted:

Do you watch Dr Pimple Popper? She's got some good ones on her channel. Very satisfying. Botfly removals are also incredible.

E: Holy poo poo that is a literal pus fountain coming from that guy's back. I love watching this poo poo, reminds me of work :getin:
A version with sound is here still :nms::nws:

PimplePopper lady is great. On the non-professional side of the spectrum, cant go wrong with this site -

http://www.popthatzits.com/

mmmmmmmmmm


Edit - Theres also a German(?) Vet that specialises in botfly removal from dogs and after removing them all, fries them up and feeds the dog with them

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