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maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

david carmichael posted:

I don't nothing about no science (excluding computer science, obvi) but i have been told that many pre workouts have the same downstream effects as viagra/Cialis. I know at least arginine is used for boners and pre workout

Finally an explination for my boners when lifting weights around half naked, sweaty, beefy young men that makes sense

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Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ

my knowledge and interest in mma reaches a blindingly long, hot desert road in when it comes to sweaty pajama hugging technique and a brick wall when it comes to dick pill biochemistry

iLikeMidgets
Jan 3, 2005
insert witty title here
Just catching up on the weight ins and it's great to to see Nate Diaz become a bonafide star. I first saw him on TUF and honestly thought he was half-retarded.

Anyone think this PPV is going to sell more than the first fight?

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(

Pimp Cauldron posted:

my knowledge and interest in mma reaches a blindingly long, hot desert road in when it comes to sweaty pajama hugging technique and a brick wall when it comes to dick pill biochemistry

what if that brick wall is actually a medicinal boner

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
I'd grow a sick rear end boner if it llet me gain more muscle power.. no porblem.

Bundt Cake
Aug 17, 2003
;(
imgagine the benefit of an icebath to your muscles after a workout if you had a boner when you got in

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene

Bundt Cake posted:

imgagine the benefit of an icebath to your muscles after a workout if you had a boner when you got in

oh i'm imagining it

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The Diaz/McGregor psychological warfare ramps up as they are forced to contend with looking at, and possibly touching, each other's constant cialis boners.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Pimp Cauldron posted:

my knowledge and interest in mma reaches a blindingly long, hot desert road in when it comes to sweaty pajama hugging technique and a brick wall when it comes to dick pill biochemistry

it's cool, im a kickboxer


Sharzak posted:

oh i'm imagining it

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

iLikeMidgets posted:

Just catching up on the weight ins and it's great to to see Nate Diaz become a bonafide star. I first saw him on TUF and honestly thought he was half-retarded.

Anyone think this PPV is going to sell more than the first fight?

I think almost definitely. It's gonna be the biggest PPV of the year unless Conor also fights on the NYC card.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

LobsterMobster posted:

I paid for the second-highest membership. I got a tote bag, access to their special forum (lol), I get I believe 2 free PPVs a year on Fight Pass and I get pre-sale codes for I think 18 events, 6 tickets per event.

Events normally go on sale on Friday, fight club gives it on Wednesday. Good if you think poo poo's gonna sell out super quick. Not great for when I bought 201 tix because it sold for poo poo and UFC slashed prices weeks later. I did get an upgrade out of it, though :shrug:

I'm never gonna use all 18, so if you want the pre-sale code, lemme know which event. Also give me a dollar.

I will definitely give you a dollar for your pre sale code to UFC 206 in Toronto whenever it goes on sale.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


I signed up for fight club as well to get good seats for 199 and if they are having an event in your area and you need a presale code, pm me and I'll give it to you.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

They really edited the poo poo out of that live press conference.
gotta say, big fan of pro wrestling professors who occasionally venture in here with their immutable set of guidelines built upon years of reading insider dirtsheets combined with the clinical precision of having very little experience in social interactions

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

TheRationalRedditor posted:

gotta say, big fan of pro wrestling professors who occasionally venture in here with their immutable set of guidelines built upon years of reading insider dirtsheets combined with the clinical precision of having very little experience in social interactions

jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


Work Friend Keven posted:

Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Mechafunkzilla posted:

jabronie marks without a life that don't know it a work when you work a work and work yourself into a shoot,marks
The $130 Million Dollar Pyramid

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

Keven on fire today.

SquirrelGrip
Jul 4, 2012

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

hahaha

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

haha gently caress ya got me

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012

Macys paid for this. Noodle Boy and Bonby are bad at video games and even worse friends.


Intel&Sebastian posted:

Thanks for loving up like a half hour of my morning Bluedeanie



Finally a funny achewood

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

canoshiz posted:

Never seen this interview of Frank Mir talking about getting dunked on by Demian Maia, pretty funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwjvf0MQmLQ&t=198s

"Send my mail here, this is my new location"

I sort of rolled my eyes when he said "He raped me" like a kid shouting on Xbox Live, but then he clarified that Demian Maia could literally have had sex with him and there would be nothing he could do to prevent it, which means the metaphor was apt.

pepperchomp
Jan 27, 2007

chomp chomp chomp
Oh my god, these last few posts are :perfect:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Intel&Sebastian posted:

the wet hair stuntman appreciation society

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Thanks for loving up like a half hour of my morning Bluedeanie



oh my god.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hold up guys. I'll be with you in 1 sec. Just got to finish my pre workout. First a Monster brand energy drink. Second a bunch of different Acids. Third some pills to give me a thick, strong, manly boner. Oh and one more thing... (pressing play on ipod)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GepZ5hM3nTw

loving SPOILERS

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Triticum Guzzler posted:

JONES: i broke my dick
ANTHONY MARNELL: what do you mean by that?
JONES: my dick is broken
ANTHONY MARNELL: what part? a-a-a priapism or?
JONES: Penile.

BAHAHAHAHHAHA

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

Le Saboteur posted:

I can't believe Nate Diaz was the one who finally got deep in Conor's head.
I don't know why he expected his act to work on one of the two mentally toughest fighters in MMA who will taunt people in the middle of a striking combination. Now that he's having to do a full promotion cycle against the real deal and nothing works it's clearly frustrating him. It's also not like the Aldo fight where he had basically nothing to lose; if he drops two in a row to Nate his earning power and ability to talk trash will be severely diminished.

Even if Nate loses tonight he would go into a third fight the exact same way.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

david carmichael posted:

loving SPOILERS

I don't want to blow up your spot here but Song of Jecht first plays over the opening cutscene, as we see Tidus and his blitzball team, the Zanarkand Abes, score a sick goal or two in front of 10,000 cheering fans in the most advanced blitzball dome Spira has ever seen. Not sure how you could call that a spoiler, given that Jecht was the famous long term team captain.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

brutal..

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Remember to get your goonweight picks in! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3782093&perpage=40&pagenumber=3#post463298208

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
Hey I asked this before but I'm asking again, what are my PPV options if I dont have cable? Fight pass blacked out the televised fights so I don't want to go that route if possible... I know you can buy through xbox but I don't have a gold sub anymore either.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hey I asked this before but I'm asking again, what are my PPV options if I dont have cable? Fight pass blacked out the televised fights so I don't want to go that route if possible... I know you can buy through xbox but I don't have a gold sub anymore either.

hi keven, i have a 1 month x box live gold card that came with the purchase of the resident evil 5 computer game, if the code still works i am happy to give it to you

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011

Work Friend Keven posted:

I don't want to blow up your spot here but Song of Jecht first plays over the opening cutscene, as we see Tidus and his blitzball team, the Zanarkand Abes, score a sick goal or two in front of 10,000 cheering fans in the most advanced blitzball dome Spira has ever seen. Not sure how you could call that a spoiler, given that Jecht was the famous long term team captain.

In the YouTube it said final boss, and I'm still grinding at the monster arena, as I have been since 2012

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD

Triticum Guzzler posted:

hi keven, i have a 1 month x box live gold card that came with the purchase of the resident evil 5 computer game, if the code still works i am happy to give it to you

I'll try it if you dont mind... Please DM on tweeter because I don't have plat.

genderfluid and beautiful
Feb 1, 2005

Work Friend Keven posted:

Hey I asked this before but I'm asking again, what are my PPV options if I dont have cable? Fight pass blacked out the televised fights so I don't want to go that route if possible... I know you can buy through xbox but I don't have a gold sub anymore either.

Please remember this as the only serious post of Work Friend Keven in 2016


And I think the only answers are A Bar or fight pass

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Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


evil spiff posted:

Please remember this as the only serious post of Work Friend Keven in 2016


And I think the only answers are A Bar or fight pass

i believe his love of huge men is very serious and genuine actually

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