|
Jesus you people are gross. Now give me more extreme bodily harm!
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 19:02
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 15:12 |
|
|
trickybiscuits posted:I've watched videos of people pulling ingrown hairs. They're agonizing to watch, but there's something SO satisfying about them as well. It's some sort of primal desire, like something we got from our primate ancestors, to get rid of poo poo that doesn't belong on skin.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 19:06
|
|
|
Macrowave Oven posted:Chicken with pants. My girlfriend grew up in a farming family, so I showed her the video. She says it's not uncommon to put pants on roosters to keep them from procreating.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 19:43
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend grew up in a farming family, so I showed her the video. She says it's not uncommon to put pants on roosters to keep them from procreating. So they're... being cockblocked? 
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 20:11
|
|
|
BovineFury posted:
So what's the medical explanation for what's happening here? Because man, I'm only a minute 30 in and it's like there's a soft serve machine's inside this dude's back.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 21:05
|
|
|
Astrobastard posted:PimplePopper lady is great. On the non-professional side of the spectrum, cant go wrong with this site - He's german but runs a vet clinic in Gambia, here's his regular channel and he has another one specifically for gross parasite removal. The only schaden is when he makes the owners remove the worms themselves though. RareAcumen posted:So what's the medical explanation for what's happening here? Because man, I'm only a minute 30 in and it's like there's a soft serve machine's inside this dude's back. It looks like he got a big open infection that was packed with thin gauze strips (like the cyst in this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i17zH6LDzaU) and then just never got followup treatment so the wound closed with the gauze in it. The infection ran rampant and needed the gauze removed and to be drained.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 21:22
|
|
|
I can't imagine how it got like that when someone is removing wound packing material with loving nail clippers.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 23:11
|
|
|
The bike brand just makes this even better. Look. LOOK.
|
|
#
?
Aug 20, 2016 23:31
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:My girlfriend grew up in a farming family, so I showed her the video. She says it's not uncommon to put pants on roosters to keep them from procreating. Are the condoms just too finicky to put on? OR Can't finagle them tiny condoms for tiny cocks, y'see
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 00:01
|
|
|
Macrowave Oven posted:Are the condoms just too finicky to put on? Chicken with pants is probably pretty effective, and had the added benefit of being pretty funny.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 00:20
|
|
|
SpacePig posted:Chicken with pants is probably pretty effective, and had the added benefit of being pretty funny. It's funny enough that I'm amazed I've never seen it before. The early internet should have just been chickens with pants on videos.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 00:22
|
|
|
How dare you post that here you rear end in a top hat
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 00:39
|
|
|
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blMxB09L5q0
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 00:45
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 00:47
|
|
|
One Swell Foop posted:The bike brand just makes this even better. Holy gently caress, that's a lot of money down the drain.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 01:50
|
|
|
The real schadenfreude is that the bike probably costs more than the car.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 02:07
|
|
|
At the IFSC bouldering comp in Munich, Manuel Cornu got one hand on the final hold and celebrated before going for the match, like he and a lot of other men had been doing. He fell. You need two hands on that hold for it to count. He wasn't able to make another attempt at the hold. It was so satisfying to watch him peel off the wall after getting irrationally mad at the premature celebrating all night. e: vvvv Thanks, my fault. Ravenfood has a new favorite as of 15:22 on Aug 21, 2016 |
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 04:23
|
|
|
Ravenfood posted:At the IFSC bouldering comp in Munich, Manuel Cornu got one hand on the final hold and celebrated before going for the match, like he and a lot of other men had been doing. He fell. You need two hands on that hold for it to count. He wasn't able to make another attempt at the hold. It was so satisfying to watch him peel off the wall after getting irrationally mad at the premature celebrating all night. No link to the video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIfNUbvTC_g&t=6944s VVV my bad, I didn't realize the time specific link didn't copy. Link fixed. Scruff McGruff has a new favorite as of 05:07 on Aug 21, 2016 |
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 04:30
|
|
|
Scruff McGruff posted:No link to the video? Jesus, that was painful search for 5 seconds. It's at 1:55:20 (ish)
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 05:03
|
|
|
That spelling bee competition was probably the most awkward. I've never seen the kind of adult who participates in a spelling bee and I'm not really surprised.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 05:17
|
|
|
6:20 what a buzzer beater 
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 09:36
|
|
|
https://vt.tumblr.com/tumblr_o8wm1bgUmI1ujlpoh.mp4
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 13:27
|
|
|
To quote Nabokov: "light of my life, fire of my loins"
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 13:56
|
|
|
This is pretty good frood https://medium.com/@rachelnabors/wtfuk-73009d5623b4#.u55js5psn It's pretty "oh that sucks" until you realise she is an insufferable moron who didn't read visa rules. She also dedicates a paragraph to her inability to hug people lmbo quote:As this woman guided me out of that dark place, the woman from Mauritius looked at me with tears in her eyes and opened her arms for a hug. I was not ready to hug someone I barely knew. I am bad at hugging. My mother did not teach me the etiquette required for hugging. I don’t know when it’s appropriate. When I ask my husband if he needs a hug, he always say no, even when I’m really sure he needs one. But in this moment, I finally realized: the right time to hug another human being is when you see the tears coming into their eyes.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 14:24
|
|
|
Some decent drivingfreude. A few classics, but mostly new to me. https://imgur.com/gallery/PSNQC
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 14:27
|
|
|
Ratjaculation posted:This is pretty good frood Frankly the moment she said her career was creating new ways of animating interfaces on the web I hated her. The rest of the article was just gravy.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 14:35
|
|
|
According to my bicyclist father in law, this is why you would put your garage door opener remote in the bike bag attached to the bike. Apparently this was a big thing when automatic garage door openers started becoming more prevalent and lots of people were doing what was pictured.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 14:45
|
|
|
Ratjaculation posted:This is pretty good frood I get that Aspergers causes a degree of inflexibility and a weird prioritizing of information--I really do--and there is no reason to be unduly harsh to people for not being 100% up and up on the byzantine bureaucracies of another nation....and while it may be common sense to a lot of people to just lie and say you're on vacation it really won't occur to someone with High-Functioning Autism....still......... ...it really does sound like all she did was check the UKgov website, didn't see confusing language, and then didn't clarify anything despite being in-contact with people who were either going to the conference, running the conference, or had at least been in/out of the UK for such reasons. Girl if you're such a globe-trotting professional who has done this before and you can't double-check every port of call you make, then you deserved to get your papers slapped back in your face. And then she drones on and on about having not been able to sleep after.... 10-12 hours? She makes these diagrams of holding rooms that don't look pleasant but seem very spacious and depopulated considering the possible number of detainees every day? Girl you weren't loving waterboarded here. Nap on the loving couch princess. Then it turns out she's from Portland. Of course she's from Portland.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 15:34
|
|
|
quote:I’m kind of a big deal in my industry, I guess oh man this is the perfect schadenfreude spice the best part of it is that the printed invitation letter has hyperlinks edit: sadly, I have also had issues with customs and it's a really lovely thing to happen to you. It's one of the situations where I felt the most helpless in my life, and I have been robbed at gunpoint twice. nerdz has a new favorite as of 15:57 on Aug 21, 2016 |
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 15:50
|
|
|
Contains some minor  content.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0_F2XdzJd0
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 15:52
|
|
|
Ratjaculation posted:This is pretty good frood Fun Fact: The government's attitude towards imitation in this country is such that they set up the "Hostile Environment Working Group" with the express intention of creating as hostile an official attitude to immigration and visas as possible. As a result of this, speaking from personal experience, the visa and border control .gov website is useless garbage and I would not be surprised that there was a lack of needed information on it for her. So, even as insufferable as she sounds, I'm more inclined to be sympathetic. But seriously, has there ever been anyone who claims to be "a big deal" that doesn't sound like a complete knob?
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 16:47
|
|
|
http://www.theage.com.au/act-news/i...818-gqvyt8.html A woman walking her two dogs saw a wild wombat and approached "quite close" and it attacked one of her dogs. It then started attacking the woman and she got all tangled up in the dogs' leads and fell over so it bit the ever lovin' poo poo out of her, to the point where she thought it might kill her. People nearby were screaming at her to just let the dogs go but she refused, and it wasn't until people endangered themselves and ran in and grabbed the dogs and carried them away that the wombat relented and the woman could escape. I understand that she was panicking like crazy and wasn't thinking straight but if you think you're going to die then let the dogs go.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 17:05
|
|
|
Huh, I guess I never actually knew what a wombat was or that they are so huge.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 17:10
|
|
|
Being a wombat with a confirmed kill would be loving baller.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 17:13
|
|
|
fullroundaction posted:Huh, I guess I never actually knew what a wombat was or that they are so huge. Yeah they are adorable and dopey but they get quite big and I'm told that they are extraordinarily strong. I've seen a few and they're very cool and seem really chill but also seem like they could be a serious problem if they got mad enough.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 18:06
|
|
|
Australia is supposed to be full of dangerous poo poo, but this lady got wrecked by a loving large squirrel. I'm starting to think you down under pussies are just making poo poo up.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 18:10
|
|
|
Trig Discipline posted:Yeah they are adorable and dopey but they get quite big and I'm told that they are extraordinarily strong. I've seen a few and they're very cool and seem really chill but also seem like they could be a serious problem if they got mad enough. They're ferocious ankle-biters
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 18:14
|
|
|
chitoryu12 posted:Contains some minor Jesus some of these people must be the most idiotic examples of our species. Like the guys holding the snowboard over the heads near the beginning. Did they expect that to actually work?
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 18:20
|
|
|
wayfinder posted:They're ferocious ankle-biters Same Chichevache posted:Australia is supposed to be full of dangerous poo poo, but this lady got wrecked by a loving large squirrel. I'm starting to think you down under pussies are just making poo poo up. A 70 lb squirrel with a bulletproof rear end that can run 25 mph ...well I see your point but still they could hurt you if they wanted.
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 18:25
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 31, 2024 15:12 |
|
|
https://twitter.com/cnni/status/767414002368544768
|
|
#
?
Aug 21, 2016 18:35
|
|
