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Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Dapper_Swindler posted:

so let me get this straight. trump leaks/announces that he wants to provide amnysty for people hear. but less the 24 hours later his official state organ shoots says that was all BS spread by leftists.

It's just the yoogest, the classiest trial balloon, personally delivered by Mr. Trump

what do you mean it isn't a trial balloon if the candidate is the one saying it?

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Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

triple sulk posted:

lol hes gonna lose both carolinas



Blue East Coast, hail satan. :unsmigghh:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

liberal influence from coast to coast

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

Al! posted:

this is the kind of writing im looking for



the interaction with baloogan duck should be the moral center of the campaign. like the player he is torn between his love of trump and the great destruction he has wrought and his hatred for the new trump order where sewers are left in disrepair and huge chunks of america have been sold to the chinese. the player can choose either side or reject the false moral premise and destroy america once and for all

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Quorum posted:



Blue East Coast, hail satan. :unsmigghh:

While we're fantasizing (maybe accurately!) let's include Indiana on the back of the gently caress Mike Pence vote and have a continuous strip across the country too (if we count Nebraska's D elector).

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

crazy cloud posted:

:thumbsup: I can get into that voice np

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTEUdk-aTwE

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the zybourne duck

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
admiral Bachmann tells trump you can't call them the blacks or "those people" anymore , the preferred term is "basketball American"

trump is not listening at all, and instead asks if he had an official trump dog could they make it wear the hat , and if so what color should the hat be. Bachmann is confused and he stands up and snaps his fingers yelling "blue!"

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pon de Bundy posted:

admiral Bachmann tells trump you can't call them the blacks or "those people" anymore , the preferred term is "basketball American"

trump is not listening at all, and instead asks if he had an official trump dog could they make it wear the hat , and if so what color should the hat be. Bachmann is confused and he stands up and snaps his fingers yelling "blue!"

Nitrousoxide
May 30, 2011

do not buy a oneplus phone



Jazerus posted:

While we're fantasizing (maybe accurately!) let's include Indiana on the back of the gently caress Mike Pence vote and have a continuous strip across the country too (if we count Nebraska's D elector).

Michigan already connects it. Don't need Indiana.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

baloogan being crowned ik has done great thing for this thread

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

it's been pretty good from the start

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
whats the best animes

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

looking forward to the hillary clinton bill to throw all guns into the United States Gun Bog in Florida

Mandatory Assembly
May 25, 2008

it's time to get juche
Lipstick Apathy

babypolis posted:

baloogan being crowned ik has done great thing for this thread

He needs to complete the quickening and eat Boosted's heart to take his power.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




someone mentioned that cambridge analytica was a bunch of fuckmen with degrees from suckmydick u, not remotely on the same level as the '08-'16 and beyond democratic turnout stats robot. I want that to be true so that we get some surprise blue pickups on election day, just from the disparity of gotv effectiveness

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

smell this posted:

it's been pretty good from the start

Nirvana is Samsara, the far shore is this shore, this thread has always owned and America is already great, namaste

sector_corrector
Jan 18, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Evangelion.

Unbelievably there are 78 loving days until the election.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Eonwe posted:

whats the best animes

you

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Eonwe posted:

whats the best animes

princess tutu

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




its about a duckling who turns into a ballerina

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Trump leads by 5 in Pennsylvania!

http://www.projectexecution.consulting/cepexpoll/

TRUMP!
*click*

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


no reason for lies

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no

exquisite tea posted:

The idea that Trump's aggregate lead in SC is weaker than Clinton's lead in Florida and Ohio is hurting my brain.
Then you probably should avoid looking at last week's Kansas poll.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

gret posted:

Trump leads by 5 in Pennsylvania!

http://www.projectexecution.consulting/cepexpoll/

TRUMP!
*click*

sounds like a bret hart move

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Al! posted:

the zybourne duck

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

smell this posted:

liberal influence from coast to coast

coastal states are centers of sinful liberal decadence.

Now excuse me while I use my right wing book money to live in LA or NYC

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

gret posted:

Trump leads by 5 in Pennsylvania!

http://www.projectexecution.consulting/cepexpoll/

TRUMP!
*click*

Margin for error in this one day poll 7.1

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Edward Balls

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

Eonwe posted:

whats the best animes

tatami galaxy

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx

gret posted:

Trump leads by 5 in Pennsylvania!

http://www.projectexecution.consulting/cepexpoll/

TRUMP!
*click*

a one-day poll from a brand-new pollster with 190 respondents and a 7.1% moe, cool

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Polls going Brietbart front page in 3 2 1..
.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Swedgin posted:

a one-day poll from a brand-new pollster with 190 respondents and a 7.1% moe, cool

How long until it ends up in a Trump tweet?

Bishop
Aug 15, 2000
You can get a Valium pen? Sign me the gently caress up

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Can anyone copy paste the methodology or questions asked there, if any, because gently caress if I'm clicking a .consulting link.

I've got principles, damnit.

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003

Al! posted:

the zybourne duck

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

gret posted:

Trump leads by 5 in Pennsylvania!

http://www.projectexecution.consulting/cepexpoll/

TRUMP!
*click*

im the .consulting link

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

gret posted:

Trump leads by 5 in Pennsylvania!

http://www.projectexecution.consulting/cepexpoll/

TRUMP!
*click*

canadians are a plague

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pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Bishop posted:

You can get a Valium pen? Sign me the gently caress up

Tablets are cheaper and also don't involve firing a spring-loaded needle into your thigh muscle.

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