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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

stringball posted:

Why the hell do you guys listen to the radio when you can get an FM transmitter for like 12 bucks that plugs into your phone if you don't have an auxiliary jack

Radio seems like it's 40℅ ads and some them are awful to listen to

college radio tends to have no real ads, that's all i listen to

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Acid Reflux
Oct 18, 2004

mandatory lesbian posted:

college radio tends to have no real ads, that's all i listen to
Agreed. The local college station here is stellar, they play an awesome variety of music and I'm always picking up on new bands to listen to. Dumb moves in local radio marketing: having a half-dozen corporate robostations that all play the same 25 songs on a 4 hour rotation.

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice
All the car marketing stuff makes a little more sense now. Now, for a commercial that knows exactly who its talking to. It's one guy. The actual guy in the commercial.

https://youtu.be/0ZUFOjrLErU

I feel like I know that guy. He works in a men's clothing store in the daytime and sells just enough coke to support his habit and make the payments on BLACK GOLD. He snorts monster rails off of the belly of some disco bunny with banana tits. After a long weekend of dancing, coke and fragrant hairy waterbed sex he just likes to go out and look at BLACK GOLD. As he gazes upon his fine steed he feels his penis plump up a little bit. After he reaches down and pushes his half full dick down his pants leg he slides down his shades, jingles his keys a little and decides to go for a drive. THERE ARE VIRTUALLY NO OPTIONS.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

bongwizzard posted:

I bought a ScionXB as my first new car when I was in my mid/late 20's. My entire thought process was "It's cheap as poo poo, aggressively ugly, and insanely roomy inside". It was a great little car, I put almost 200k on it with no major repairs and I was a fool for selling it. I think my payments were like $200-300 a month?

I have an xB now. I also did not buy it because I thought it looked cool. It's like a toaster on wheels. I refer to it as an "econobox".

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE

Grumbletron 4000 posted:

If people are participating in it and enjoying it I'd say it's successful. If it means Arby's sells some sandwiches then they've identified with some people in a fun way. That's good marketing. Blatant pandering usually isn't well received.

That's kinda what I was thinking. They're not going for epic le doge meme or anything. Their stuff is no doubt pandering but it's just enough to be charming and it's not crossing over kinda like Sonic Twitter and Dennys have.

Tracula
Mar 26, 2010

PLEASE LEAVE
Does this count as horrible marketing?
https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Arby's isn't really obnoxious with its pandering. It's not yelling "LOOK AT HOW COOL WE ARE EPIC MEME," it's just going "Here's a thing I made out of a fry carton, it looks like Bender. Well, bye."

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


ToxicSlurpee posted:

gently caress radio.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Tracula posted:

Does this count as horrible marketing?
https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA

Oh.

When I saw this I thought it was a SNL sketch or something.

Oh man.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

special

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
looks like a gay porno

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe
http://mashable.com/2016/08/17/harambe-water-slide-australia/#70S4UBpFROqw

A park let the internet name a water slide. The name chosen was Harambe.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Violet_Sky posted:

http://mashable.com/2016/08/17/harambe-water-slide-australia/#70S4UBpFROqw

A park let the internet name a water slide. The name chosen was Harambe.

That’s a great name by Internet standards.

They could have named it “Hitler did nothing wrong”, “Slidey McSlideface”, or “Gushin’ Grannies”.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Tracula posted:

Does this count as horrible marketing?
https://youtu.be/aoXDe8HxHBA

Man, Teri Garr has not aged well.


garfield hentai posted:

Read any of the advertising related posts on the last psychiatrist if you haven't already

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2013/09/real_men_want_to_drink_guinnes.html

Oh god yes, especially the one about the Dove ad. I wish he'd start writing again.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

ToxicSlurpee posted:

Sort of. If memory serves you can't legally say "gently caress" on the radio to this day.

Fleeting, unintentional expletives are legal on broadcasts and even if someone did it on purpose it would require people to complain about it first. The FCC doesn't monitor every single thing on the airwaves and spit out fines like on Demolition Man.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Waffleman_ posted:

Arby's isn't really obnoxious with its pandering. It's not yelling "LOOK AT HOW COOL WE ARE EPIC MEME," it's just going "Here's a thing I made out of a fry carton, it looks like Bender. Well, bye."

I think it's dumb and pandering and also Arbys isn't very good.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

I think it's dumb and pandering and also Arbys isn't very good.

It's high-effort and cute, and clearly made by someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

stringball
Mar 17, 2009

Dunno if anyone else feels the way I do with the fuckload of dumb emoji merchandise, I work at a Walmart and I've seen the following, all an emoji: piggy banks, beam bag chairs, plushies, cups, shirts, glasses, cereal bowls, birthday/other cards, jewelry, temporary tattoos

There's so much of it and its seriously plastered on anything with pretty much zero creativity involved

I really don't them, and Pepsi in particular makes me sad because instead of doing cool stuff with the designs (dr pepper has cool artwork on some) of the bottles or do something along the share a coke/song, but nope let's just plaster emojis all over our bottles because that's what all the kids love now!!

I really want to know what went down in the conference room

"hmm kids and teens love these emojis, let's put them on our bottles to show we love emojis too!

stringball has a new favorite as of 09:42 on Aug 21, 2016

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Violet_Sky posted:

http://mashable.com/2016/08/17/harambe-water-slide-australia/#70S4UBpFROqw

A park let the internet name a water slide. The name chosen was Harambe.

I love how Ohio has moved on and doesn't care about Harambe anymore but the Internet hasn't forgotten

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Somfin posted:

It's high-effort and cute, and clearly made by someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

That doesn't contradict what I posted

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

stringball posted:

Dunno if anyone else feels the way I do with the fuckload of dumb emoji merchandise, I work at a Walmart and I've seen the following, all an emoji: piggy banks, beam bag chairs, plushies, cups, shirts, glasses, cereal bowls, birthday/other cards, jewelry, temporary tattoos

There's so much of it and its seriously plastered on anything with pretty much zero creativity involved

I really don't them, and Pepsi in particular makes me sad because instead of doing cool stuff with the designs (dr pepper has cool artwork on some) of the bottles or do something along the share a coke/song, but nope let's just plaster emojis all over our bottles because that's what all the kids love now!!

I really want to know what went down in the conference room

"hmm kids and teens love these emojis, let's put them on our bottles to show we love emojis too!

It just makes me think of that painful Chevy press release.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

hyperhazard posted:

It just makes me think of that painful Chevy press release.



I have no idea what this is supposed to say.

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

I have no idea what this is supposed to say.

http://uk.businessinsider.com/chevy-just-put-out-a-press-release-entirely-in-emoji-2015-6

quote:

The all-new 2016 Cruze blends innovative technology, striking design and impressive efficiency into one sporty ride. It's the best new thing since sliced bread for stylish and socially connected people. A Chevrolet spokesperson said: "We had the idea that the new Cruze could change the world."

Design: Athletic build, stylish and good looking

Technology: 7 connected devices with available 4G LTE Wi-Fi. Cool! First in its class to offer compatibility with Apple CarPlay and Android Auto. Bluetooth compatible. Touch screen. Speakers/music.

Seating: Seats 5

Fuel efficiency: The 2015 Cruze offers an EPA-estimated 35 mpg hwy. The 2016 Cruze is expected to offer better fuel economy, which is awesome. Look at how much time will pass before you need to fill up your tank again!

Safety: 10 air bags. Comes with OnStar standard for 6 months.

Available: Soon! Coming in Spring 2016.

Available: Globally

In conclusion, get ready to go places in your Cruze. It has the technology and fuel efficiency you need wrapped up in a fun ride. Prepare to fall in love.

ElwoodCuse
Jan 11, 2004

we're puttin' the band back together

Len posted:

I love how Ohio has moved on and doesn't care about Harambe anymore but the Internet hasn't forgotten

literally everything the Cincinnati Zoo tweets now gets mention-bombed by people talking about Harambe

joshtothemaxx
Nov 17, 2008

I will have a whole army of zombies! A zombie Marine Corps, a zombie Navy Corps, zombie Space Cadets...


This seems like a really idiotic way to market a game that could be fun for all I know. Yes let's attach our name to the presidential candidate with all time levels of toxicity with our demographic.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


hyperhazard posted:

It just makes me think of that painful Chevy press release.



Another reason to loving hate chevy.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)

joshtothemaxx posted:



This seems like a really idiotic way to market a game that could be fun for all I know. Yes let's attach our name to the presidential candidate with all time levels of toxicity with our demographic.

The liberal demographic? the youth demographic? I'm sure old conservative people play mobile games too though.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


ElwoodCuse posted:

literally everything the Cincinnati Zoo tweets now gets mention-bombed by people talking about Harambe

Exactly the Internet hasn't forgotten but (at least my area) has turned their attention to the heroin problem.

Still not sure if it's better to live in this universe where they shot the gorilla or the alternate universe where they didn't and the kid got hurt and the gorilla got killed anyway.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

joshtothemaxx posted:



This seems like a really idiotic way to market a game that could be fun for all I know. Yes let's attach our name to the presidential candidate with all time levels of toxicity with our demographic.
Don't forget the part where he's actually pretty poo poo at real estate. Being the next Trump is a pretty low bar to aim for there.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

stringball posted:

Dunno if anyone else feels the way I do with the fuckload of dumb emoji merchandise, I work at a Walmart and I've seen the following, all an emoji: piggy banks, beam bag chairs, plushies, cups, shirts, glasses, cereal bowls, birthday/other cards, jewelry, temporary tattoos

There's so much of it and its seriously plastered on anything with pretty much zero creativity involved

I really don't them, and Pepsi in particular makes me sad because instead of doing cool stuff with the designs (dr pepper has cool artwork on some) of the bottles or do something along the share a coke/song, but nope let's just plaster emojis all over our bottles because that's what all the kids love now!!

I really want to know what went down in the conference room

"hmm kids and teens love these emojis, let's put them on our bottles to show we love emojis too!

Seriously, I don't understand why in 2016, suddenly emojis are the thing companies think are hip with the kids...Of course, with kids advertising works, and now many DO like emoji products. Pillows are the ones I see most popular.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Choco1980 posted:

Seriously, I don't understand why in 2016, suddenly emojis are the thing companies think are hip with the kids...Of course, with kids advertising works, and now many DO like emoji products. Pillows are the ones I see most popular.

Emojis started as Japanese emoticons, and just like emoticons, their use can be easier to convey tone and emotions than regular words. Their rise to popularity is just how long it took for prebaked emoticons to be a button on all phone keyboards. Why they exploded like they did, real product wise, who knows. That poo poo is so tacky, it's half a step away from being a meme shirt.

I just want more sarcastic emojis, myself. When we get equivalents to :allears: :colbert: :jerkbag: :thumbsup: :thejoke: :spergin: to put in text, maybe I will use them. I can make a smiley face with punctuation, it's not difficult in the slightest

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Well I mean, I was using smilies in the mid 90s on AOL, it just seems weird that 20 years later suddenly they're the big fad...

Bast Relief
Feb 21, 2006

by exmarx
Chaperoned a bunch of teens on a science museum field trip. Most of them bought $20 stuffed emojis in the gift shop. Time spent in the exhibits vs. time in gift shop was depressing as well. Like, we just spent 2 hours in a janky bus so you guys could go shopping for crap you can buy at your local Walmart.

TheRecogScene
Aug 22, 2010

I'm gonna miss you when you're gone.

The Door Frame posted:

Emojis started as Japanese emoticons, and just like emoticons, their use can be easier to convey tone and emotions than regular words. Their rise to popularity is just how long it took for prebaked emoticons to be a button on all phone keyboards. Why they exploded like they did, real product wise, who knows. That poo poo is so tacky, it's half a step away from being a meme shirt.

I just want more sarcastic emojis, myself. When we get equivalents to :allears: :colbert: :jerkbag: :thumbsup: :thejoke: :spergin: to put in text, maybe I will use them. I can make a smiley face with punctuation, it's not difficult in the slightest

:allears:, :magical:, :iiam:, and :ohdear: are all saved as images on my phone because they're so useful (well, :iiam: is mostly for fun since the text alone conveys that emotion). I would also love :eng101: and its variants because I go on an unsurprisingly high number of pedantic conversational detours.

Edited to add: it's weird that we've had emoticons for over 20 years and for some reason (it's actually because it's what happens to be the default on iPhones) the set that has taken off is Japanese and uses the Japanese name.

AlphaKretin
Dec 25, 2014

A vase to face encounter.

...Vase to meet you?

...

GARVASE DAY!

I would kill for an SA emote plugin on, well, anything. Everything.

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Bast Relief posted:

Chaperoned a bunch of teens on a science museum field trip. Most of them bought $20 stuffed emojis in the gift shop. Time spent in the exhibits vs. time in gift shop was depressing as well. Like, we just spent 2 hours in a janky bus so you guys could go shopping for crap you can buy at your local Walmart.

I bought a poop emoji pillow for like 5 bucks. Anything above that is just armed robbery.

Having said that, Wtf is the relation between those and a science museum?

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Non Serviam posted:

I bought a poop emoji pillow for like 5 bucks. Anything above that is just armed robbery.

Having said that, Wtf is the relation between those and a science museum?


Science museums need to extract money from bored schoolkids to survive. Bored schoolkids buy crap like emoji pillows. We all learn about symbiosis and that's kind of a science lesson.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Lagomorphic posted:

Science museums need to extract money from bored schoolkids to survive. Bored schoolkids buy crap like emoji pillows. We all learn about symbiosis and that's kind of a science lesson.

Sure, that's how it starts. "We have to pay the bills somehow" they say. But before you know it museums are gonna go the way of the History Channel and MTV, and the exhibits themselves will be emojis and other bullshit bored schoolkids love.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

The Natural History Museum in London is pretty interesting in that the gift shop stuff ranges from £6 dinosaur toys and stationary and all that cheap poo poo to high-end jewelry, clothes and art prints costing upwards of £100. Most of the museums I've been in just have priced-up cheap crap, but that museum has some real upmarket stuff too.

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

AlphaKretin posted:

I would kill for an SA emote plugin on, well, anything. Everything.

awful.app has a keyboard you can choose to put onto your phone through its keyboard settings that is just an extra emoji keyboard with all the smilies you have access to in awful.app

It links them as images from your phone, so you're still just sending a .gif, but they're all there and you can just tap any single one to send.

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