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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

the duck that says gently caress

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

alot

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

jeb!

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Ed Balls

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Consummate Professional posted:

Baloogan seems like a Canadian I would have a great time at the bar with tbh. What province you in my dude?

im in BC, usually live in vancouver but ATM I AM OUT IN THE COUNTRY !! rural canada rules im cooking a turkey

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Baloogan posted:

im in BC, usually live in vancouver but ATM I AM OUT IN THE COUNTRY !! rural canada rules im cooking a turkey

If rural Canada is anything like rural America then it's either boring as poo poo flatland with nothing to do but drink or it's full of the most beautiful places on the planet.

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

Baloogan posted:

im in BC, usually live in vancouver but ATM I AM OUT IN THE COUNTRY !! rural canada rules im cooking a turkey

Turkey is bad, don't do it.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



Dogstoyevsky posted:

Turkey is bad, don't do it.

hosed up if true imo

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Dogstoyevsky posted:

Turkey is bad, don't do it.

Erdogan is a shithead.

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Chantilly Say posted:

If rural Canada is anything like rural America then it's either boring as poo poo flatland with nothing to do but drink or it's full of the most beautiful places on the planet.

It's both, depends on where. BC is mostly the latter.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Chantilly Say posted:

it's full of the most beautiful places on the planet.



Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
im gonna follow this recipie

http://www.canadianliving.com/food/cooking-school/article/how-to-cook-a-turkey

i am getting the stuffing ready :3: then im gonna stuff it then im gonna cook it

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Baloogan posted:

im gonna follow this recipie

http://www.canadianliving.com/food/cooking-school/article/how-to-cook-a-turkey

i am getting the stuffing ready :3: then im gonna stuff it then im gonna cook it

The tricky part is getting it so the white meat isn't all dry. I think my brother did something with a whole bunch of salt once that made it come out great.

Dark meat best meat.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


i should have brined it yeah, but i need this bird cooked today!!!!

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Sorry but that does not look good at all Baloogan.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

Under baloogan's rule, this thread has spawned a goon project and is currently in bird stuffing chat.

Great ik or greatest ik?

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

rear end cobra posted:

Sorry but that does not look good at all Baloogan.

man just wait till its cooked

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe


salted herb butter and its wrapped in :tinfoil: and its in the oven!! time for a 4am vodka and cranberry and a couple of caffeine pills to watch the sunrise with

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Um Thanksgiving isn't for another couple months though.

Like, even your godless bullshit excuse of a Canadian version can't be for another month or two.

You can't just have a stuffed turkey whenever you like, have some goddamned standards :cripes:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Thump! posted:

Um Thanksgiving isn't for another couple months though.

Like, even your godless bullshit excuse of a Canadian version can't be for another month or two.

You can't just have a stuffed turkey whenever you like, have some goddamned standards :cripes:

i can have a stuffed turkey whenever i drat well want!!!!!

kibaces
Jul 11, 2016
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/767683204039974912

Nice pivot

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012



Great start to the week

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/767685048703279104

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

lmao

mannerup fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Aug 22, 2016

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

It seems like every morning Trump keeps trying to watch Morning Joe

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Baloogan posted:

i can have a stuffed turkey whenever i drat well want!!!!!

Cannabalism? Or is it just like if we ate gorilla?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Iron Crowned posted:

It seems like every morning Trump keeps trying to watch Morning Joe

For two hours or whatever the runtime is

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Baloogan posted:

i can have a stuffed turkey whenever i drat well want!!!!!

You're going to run the oven for several hours in this weather? What the hell is wrong with you?

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

triple sulk posted:

Philly owns and is the best city in America

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
Good morning Turkey Chat. Long time listener first time caller. My question is .....

TRUMP!

*click*

Dogstoyevsky
Oct 9, 2012

If there is no Dog, everything is permitted

lol

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx

That's My Don!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

id eat that fuckin turkey

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
right now Hillary's team is announcing an $80 million buy in swing state ads and that they won't advertise in VA or CO for the rest of the election, at the exact same time Trump tweets about Joe and Mika loving

THAT is the election I signed up for

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Wait, remind me, are Joe and Mika not officially a couple?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


Swedgin posted:

right now Hillary's team is announcing an $80 million buy in swing state ads and that they won't advertise in VA or CO for the rest of the election, at the exact same time Trump tweets about Joe and Mika loving

THAT is the election I signed up for

And now Joe is baiting Trump. Grab your popcorn

https://twitter.com/joenbc/status/767691437026705408

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

We joke about duchess because it's hilarious and stupid. But it implies that he legit thought there would be enemy agents sabotoging his internals from the start. This dude is never going to shut up when he loses.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Swedgin posted:

right now Hillary's team is announcing an $80 million buy in swing state ads and that they won't advertise in VA or CO for the rest of the election, at the exact same time Trump tweets about Joe and Mika loving

THAT is the election I signed up for

I really hope that his new campaign staff being such yes men will cave to him this week. You can tell the teleprompter rallies just irk him. The Return of Unhinged Don this week?

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Wait, remind me, are Joe and Mika not officially a couple?

it's one of those "secrets" everyone knows

she got divorced recently and there was talk they'd go public but they haven't yet

Swedgin
Aug 22, 2006

by exmarx
https://twitter.com/CahnEmily/status/767692413397831680

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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/DonaldJTrumpJr/status/767693238429896705

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