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Theophany posted:That is goddamn poetic. There truly is elegance in simplicity.
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Aug 21, 2016 17:43
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Hahaha I had a girl try to tell me once that she liked me but she wanted to screw around for a while and then come back and "settle down" with me. I told her to take a long stroll off a short pier.
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Aug 22, 2016 01:37
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treiz01 posted:Hahaha I had a girl try to tell me once that she liked me but she wanted to screw around for a while and then come back and "settle down" with me. I told her to take a long stroll off a short pier. Haha nice you sure showed that bitch
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Aug 22, 2016 05:30
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treiz01 posted:Hahaha I had a girl try to tell me once that she liked me but she wanted to screw around for a while and then come back and "settle down" with me. I told her to take a long stroll off a short pier. Did she?
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Aug 22, 2016 05:35
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treiz01 posted:I told her to take a long stroll off a short pier. But that would mean she'd... Oh! You clever man, you. :-)
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Aug 22, 2016 05:40
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Aug 22, 2016 10:24
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treiz01 posted:Hahaha I had a girl try to tell me once that she liked me but she wanted to screw around for a while and then come back and "settle down" with me. I told her to take a long stroll off a short pier.
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Aug 22, 2016 10:36
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Aug 22, 2016 11:37
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Yolomon Wayne posted:What? maybe you aren't aware that nasa lies???
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Aug 22, 2016 11:44
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On that last one, Neil did it because he loving hates the Dutch, like loving goddamn hates them. So he figured he would gently caress with them by giving them some wood and saying it was moon rocks. The dumb windmill and tulip-fuckers bought it and Neil got a good laugh.
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Aug 22, 2016 12:19
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drat those are some really good questions
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Aug 22, 2016 13:08
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IF HUMANS EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS HOW ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS
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Aug 22, 2016 13:44
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Yolomon Wayne posted:IF HUMANS EVOLVED FROM MONKEYS HOW ARE THERE STILL MONKEYS  WHERE ARE THE BETWEEN SPECIES
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Aug 22, 2016 15:22
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CommissarRed posted:
does science have an answer?
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Aug 22, 2016 15:23
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Ugh 
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Aug 22, 2016 15:27
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A Strange Aeon posted:does science have an answer? they dead, god killed them
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Aug 22, 2016 15:28
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CommissarRed posted:
There was some Evangelist guy speaking to his church crowd about evolution. It was this same tired and factually inaccurate argument but he ended up screaming, "I DID NOT COME FROM NO TADPOLE!" Makes me laugh every time. Do creationists think that the full breadth of macro-evolution is supposed to take place in your lifetime? Like you're born as primordial ooze and shape into a human over the years.
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Aug 22, 2016 15:32
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Inzombiac posted:Like you're born as primordial ooze and shape into a human over the years. its more like 9 months
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Aug 22, 2016 15:34
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being a talking hairless ape is really weird tho and becoming aware of it may have led to a lot of psychotic episodes so I guess if your mind is really easy to explode it's better for you to just keep thinking you're some sort of magical, godly creature
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Aug 22, 2016 15:42
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Inzombiac posted:There was some Evangelist guy speaking to his church crowd about evolution. It was this same tired and factually inaccurate argument but he ended up screaming, Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle.
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Aug 22, 2016 15:44
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Somebody please put censor bars over all the monkey dicks and asses, the censor scibble over that dude isn't enough to keep me from believing in evolution
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CommissarRed posted:
eventually some evo-devo phd candidate somewhere will include a gif of the last common ancestor of man and monkey slowly morphing into man in his thesis and on that day we will finally be rid of this meme
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Aug 22, 2016 16:10
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CommissarRed posted:
I'm glad whoever posted this on Facebook blocked out the dick on the human before posting.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:16
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the first humans invented insulating tape to put on their dick & butt
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Aug 22, 2016 16:17
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A Strange Aeon posted:does science have an answer? I hope so, because I loving LOVE science.
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Aug 22, 2016 16:21
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treiz01 posted:Hahaha I had a girl try to tell me once that she liked me but she wanted to screw around for a while and then come back and "settle down" with me. I told her to take a long stroll off a short pier. You coulda had a seasoned sex goddess, you moron!
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Aug 22, 2016 16:22
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CommissarRed posted:
hes not wrong...
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Aug 22, 2016 16:25
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Dr. Tim Whatley posted:hes not wrong... not even wrong
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TheMostFrench posted:I hope so, because I loving LOVE science. Im gonna marry science and gently caress it's brains out
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Aug 22, 2016 16:26
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psychokitty posted:Im gonna marry science and gently caress it's brains out physics major spotted
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Aug 22, 2016 16:29
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TheMostFrench posted:I hope so, because I loving LOVE science. same. have you seen the latest season of big bang theory?
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Inzombiac posted:There was some Evangelist guy speaking to his church crowd about evolution. It was this same tired and factually inaccurate argument but he ended up screaming, When the earth is only 6000 years old there ain't time for this bullshit about millions of years or whatever. Same reason they conflate chimps and ape-like ancestor; they literally do think that you're suggesting their great-great-great-grandpa or whoever was just an actual modern chimpanzee. The real fun is when they get into Noah's Ark or astronomy. Did you know that the Grand Canyon and was carved in a matter of days from the receding flood waters? There was also no such thing as rain before the flood, just a hollow sphere of liquid water that magically floated around the earth that somehow made the atmosphere super-oxygenated, which is why dudes lived to be 700 and there were dinosaurs and giant bugs and poo poo. We know this because of all the fossils they left in the flood, proving that dinosaurs roamed the earth in the distant past of 3500 BC. Or that God placed every single star in the cosmos perfectly as to create the ideal gravity on Earth. If a single star ever, EVER moved a single inch in the vast clockwork of the cosmos, it would now take the force of a tractor to move your arm.
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Lichy posted:physics major spotted once a person graduates, it is called having a degree i have one in physics and one in engineering tyvm 
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psychokitty posted:once a person graduates, it is called having a degree i always liked that fallout new vegas guy who says he has a theoretical degree in physics when you ask him if he has a degree in theoretical physics
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Aug 22, 2016 16:42
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Why would a hyper oxygenated atmosphere make people live longer? Oxygen is a major factor in aging.
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notZaar posted:Why would a hyper oxygenated atmosphere make people live longer? Oxygen is a major factor in aging. Why would extremely distant stars influence the gravity situation on earth in any significant way? The whole point is they don't get the science
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Boomstick Quaid posted:Why would extremely distant stars influence the gravity situation on earth in any significant way? The whole point is they don't get the science prove that those stars are "extremely distant". no math, though i only accept religious texts as evidence
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I saw a dude who allegedly has an astrophysics degree tell me God created the light traveling from the stars to Earth when he created the Universe so it still makes sense that we see light from stars over 6000 light years away but the universe is only 6000 years old. The mental hoops these people jump through are insane.
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steinrokkan posted:prove that those stars are "extremely distant". no math, though i only accept religious texts as evidence With simple stereoscopic photography you could show that stars are really really far away
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