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http://www.pcgamer.com/gg-ez-overwatch/quote:if you type "gg ez" (as in, "good game, easy win") and hit enter, your text will instantly output a random response created by Blizzard. The swapped text lines range from sportsmanlike to outright self-deprecating:
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Memento posted:It is a carbon fibre bike. It had an impact on it. It is hosed. Yep. Carbon fiber is insanely light and strong, but it's far from indestructible. If there's any breach in the integrity, even micro-fissures, it's recommended to scrap the entire frame.
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Alaois posted:i was gonna ask what the schadenfreude was in a picture of a disabled man but then i realized they were at one of those trampoline warehouse things and he was not in that chair when they first arrived trampoline warehouse! Trampoline Warehouse!! TRAMPOLINE WAREHOUSE!!!! At Trampoline Warehouse, we've got thousands of trampolines in stock! We will never be undersold on any trampoline! If you see a lower price, show us and we'll beat it by 20%. Just check out the latest models for Summer 1976! We've got Mini-Tramp Jr, for the kid in your life at $32.99! Over here we've got a Kliny & Son JumpKING 20X, only $247.99! What about this one, Trampstar Internationals Rebounder Fireball, only $399.99! And if you need the ultimate in trampoline luxury, you can't beat our Takahashi Labs Bounceavator DX-247m, featuring the latest in Japanese tramp-tech for the low, LOW price of $1299.99. Remember, Trampoline Warehouse is your one-stop-shop for all your trampoline needs. We give you our guarantee; If You Find A Better Trampoline, JUMP On It!
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The most amazing thing about that it an utter lack of "Blyat!"
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lol, I usually type that when I lose. But now everybody on both teams will be spamming it!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:trampoline warehouse! Trampoline Warehouse!! TRAMPOLINE WAREHOUSE!!!! At Trampoline Warehouse, we've got thousands of trampolines in stock! We will never be undersold on any trampoline! If you see a lower price, show us and we'll beat it by 20%. Just check out the latest models for Summer 1976! We've got Mini-Tramp Jr, for the kid in your life at $32.99! Over here we've got a Kliny & Son JumpKING 20X, only $247.99! What about this one, Trampstar Internationals Rebounder Fireball, only $399.99! And if you need the ultimate in trampoline luxury, you can't beat our Takahashi Labs Bounceavator DX-247m, featuring the latest in Japanese tramp-tech for the low, LOW price of $1299.99. Remember, Trampoline Warehouse is your one-stop-shop for all your trampoline needs. We give you our guarantee; If You Find A Better Trampoline, JUMP On It! is this a reference to something or do you have a talent for writing copy
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Adix posted:is this a reference to something or do you have a talent for writing copy Just my natural talent.  *sigh* If only it were 1986 again and I was selling VCR's in New Jersey.
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This is a euphemism for shaving your balls with a cheese grater, right?
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Fat Loser posted:This is a euphemism for shaving your balls with a cheese grater, right? Everything must go!
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:trampoline warehouse! Trampoline Warehouse!! TRAMPOLINE WAREHOUSE!!!! At Trampoline Warehouse, we've got thousands of trampolines in stock! We will never be undersold on any trampoline! If you see a lower price, show us and we'll beat it by 20%. Just check out the latest models for Summer 1976! We've got Mini-Tramp Jr, for the kid in your life at $32.99! Over here we've got a Kliny & Son JumpKING 20X, only $247.99! What about this one, Trampstar Internationals Rebounder Fireball, only $399.99! And if you need the ultimate in trampoline luxury, you can't beat our Takahashi Labs Bounceavator DX-247m, featuring the latest in Japanese tramp-tech for the low, LOW price of $1299.99. Remember, Trampoline Warehouse is your one-stop-shop for all your trampoline needs. We give you our guarantee; If You Find A Better Trampoline, JUMP On It! HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING
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Chichevache posted:Australia is supposed to be full of dangerous poo poo, but this lady got wrecked by a loving large squirrel. I'm starting to think you down under pussies are just making poo poo up. It's not so much a squirrel, more like the unholy offspring of a raccoon and a tank.
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Dillbag posted:HOME OF CHALLENGE PISSING You can't post that without the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
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Ratjaculation posted:This is pretty good frood Medium, XOJane, Thoughtcatalog and so on are the colleges you go to when you graduate from the highschool of TVTropes. Everyone who writes there are awesome super saiyan snowflakes, who must face some self-induced adversity that completely and utterly destroys their sense of identity, self worth and what little ability they had to function as a mammal and interact with the society around them, but not their ability to livetweet what they are going through. Then, after the ordeal is over and they are safely back among white people, sense of agency is restored and the patriarchy is again at an arms length, they must. write. an. essay. I keep reading them thinking "this one will be different". "No, maybe this one". "No, how about this one?". But the are all the same, and I come out being the idiot every time for being sucked into reading yet another one. It's me, I'm the freude.
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I heard they were psychics... https://streamable.com/6y2d
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"Finally! I've been waiting my whole life for this! SWORD BATTLE!"
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Kurieg posted:"Finally! I've been waiting my whole life for this! SWORD BATTLE!" I like how he thinks 'Shall I get the gun out? Nah, I'll just use The Big Sword'
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subpar anachronism posted:Guy attempts to rob a convenience store with a sword, finds a fitting reception waiting for him. We are literally already talking about this.
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Dude tries to rob a convenience store with a sword... Only to find out the storeowner is the Highlander.
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After shop clerk's sword fight goes viral, public safety experts warn that sword ownership is not best option for self defense.
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"Oh no, not the chips rack!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q96BoQ8RMpQ
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Is the reporter that appears on cam near the end Neil deGrasse Tyson?
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LogisticEarth posted:After shop clerk's sword fight goes viral, public safety experts warn that sword ownership is not best option for self defense. Cautionary Tales of Swords is the best.
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chitoryu12 posted:Contains some minor The revolving door one... Jesus...
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chitoryu12 posted:Contains some minor That last guy is sitting in the snow going "Wow, that could've ended really bad".
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Ahahaha that dog didn't warn the driver, he delayed him. Juuuust long enough.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcQd2Q9jd-Qartsy fartsy posted:Ahahaha that dog didn't warn the driver, he delayed him. Juuuust long enough. A good dog.
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Data Graham posted:Jesus christ. "Creates 3% less drag than our other model" Well when you've dieted down to nothing, bought an aero helmet, wear skintight lycra and shave your arms and legs to reduce drag you've gotta get that extra 0.02 of a second from somewhere... It just comes at a ridiculous price. And I do adore that the sort of people that spend the cash on a fantastic bike are often lardy middle aged white dudes who are massively unfit.
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88h88 posted:Well when you've dieted down to nothing, bought an aero helmet, wear skintight lycra and shave your arms and legs to reduce drag you've gotta get that extra 0.02 of a second from somewhere... It just comes at a ridiculous price. And I do adore that the sort of people that spend the cash on a fantastic bike are often lardy middle aged white dudes who are massively unfit. Back when I used to ride in Centuries all the time and was riding about 125 miles a week, I was always put to shame by the guy wearing jeans and a yellow rain coat. He would have a milk crate full of groceries bungied to his front handlebars on his comfort bike. He would ride on flat pedals with his heels instead of toes. I'd be completely blown, and he'd be happy as a pig in poo poo just crancking his way up and down the rollers. He's always about 300 lbs too. This dude is riding a Century like it's his daily commute. This isn't one specific guy either, every single Century I've been in has had that guy. It really emasculates a fellow.
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